A/N: In which Cooper meets Kurt for the first time. This takes place in the summer. If you don't live in the states( I sound British lol), the East cost had a huge heat wave over the summer. Mid June? I don't know. I was away in California (where I'm from) so I didn't experience it.

Blaine and Kurt were watching a movie in the dark in Blaine's cool basement. Kurt had on a tank top and shorts and Blaine was totally checking out Kurt's arms. Kurt was also checking out Blaine's arms also.

"Hello?" a deeper voice calls out.

Blaine pauses the movie.

"Cooper!" Blaine says excitedly hugging the boy.

"Hello, Blainers" Cooper says ruffling the younger boy's hair.

Cooper is basically the older, version of Blaine. But with blue eyes.

"Ew. You're all sweaty. " Blaine says wiping his hands on his shorts.

"Whose with you?"

"Kurt. My boyfriend" Blaine says grabbing Kurt's hand to pull him up.

"Hi. Blaine goes on and on about you" Kurt says with a smile offering to shake Cooper's hand.

"Kirk? Oh You're the Kirk! Blaine will never shut up about you." Cooper says shaking Kurt's hand.

"It's Kurt" Blaine corrects.

"Really? What does Blaine say?" Kurt asks

"Kirk is so pretty! He's so hot! He's so-" Cooper said in a girly voice.

"Cooper!" Blaine whines.

"Blainers, Go get me and Kirk a soda. " Cooper said giving Blaine a glare.

"Why? And it's Kurt"

"I need to go have a talk with Kirk, here" Cooper says flashing Blaine a smile and putting his arm around Kurt.

"Oh god. Don't scare him! " Blaine says slowly heading up the stairs.

"And get me my bat!"

"Cooper!" Blaine whines but runs up stairs.

"So, Kirk, Do you love Blainers?" Cooper asks glaring down the younger boy.

"Yes-"

"I need your full name for a background check"

"I-It's K-Kurt E. Hummel"

"Grades?"

"Honor role, s-sir"

"Would you ever hurt him?"

"No! I-"

"Good, But if you do, I'll have to hurt you and make it look like an accident"

"O-okay"

Blaine returned just in time with two Diet Cokes and no baseball bat .

"Oh yeah the baseball bat is down here! Silly Cooper!" Cooper says face palming his self.

Cooper carried the baseball bat all day long. Cooper would stop once he did the background check on Kurt. But he didn't feel the need like he had to. He just like scaring Kirk-or what ever his name is.

A/N: Please review! Thank you ;)