*Just to remind you guys (as if you didn't know already) this is merely a parody of the Nintendo HQ and its staff/creations and not representative of how they are in real life. As far as I know there are no Links, Kirby or Pikachu in real life (except now, in Pokemon Go of course!) Thank you for taking time out of your lives to read my junk :)
"All right, cut, cut! Stop that already, you've proven your point! Do I need to get Iwata-san or are you two going to finish quarrelling?!"
Miyamoto stands, flummoxed, desperately trying to stop the fight, but he knows standing between a giant turtle and a power-hungry desert guardian is not a good idea. His English is improving though, and he knows his Japanese would be of no good to these two. On the other hand, the battle isn't finishing any time soon and the corridors by Ganondorf's room are starting to get messy; the cleaning staff would not be amused. And of course that would mean they would tell Iwata-san. Miyamoto shudders. The last thing he wants is to disturb the staff- but perhaps he can rely on the more mild-mannered of Nintendo creations…
"Pit! Pit! 早く来て!"
"Coming sir!"
Miyamoto can't help but to smile. Pit was the only one who'd listened on Japanese programming session that was for sure. Pit came running, his bow in hand, ready to defuse the situation. Lady Palutena's gonna be so proud of me! Stopping Pikachu or Olimar even, maybe even Diddy Ko…uh oh.
Pit hasn't anticipated this. Bowser and Ganondorf are locked in a grapple, furiously trying to overpower the other. A small crowd of Nintendo creations stand and watch, of no use to Miyamoto, panicking in the background. Nervously, he approached the pair, unsure what to do and fearful for himself.
"Erm guys? Is this a good idea…? No..? I did my best Miyamoto-san. Sorry! Must be going….to Skyworld! Yeah! Bye!"
Turning on his heel, Pit dashes out of the corridor, a look of shame etched on his face. Miyamoto falls to his knees, convinced his career would be over- the man can overreact at the worst of times. Thankfully not all the HQ is going to stand by and watch the fight ensue. Up steps a very angry looking rodent. His cheeks are flickering at a steady pace, causing the posh lighting in the corridor to do the same. The other HQ members stand back, knowing what was happening next and not wanting to be shocked (literally). Miyamoto looks up, gives a nod and steps back. Pikachu turns on Ganondorf and Bowser.
"PIKA-CHUUUUUUUUU!"
A powerful burst of thunder erupts from his him, encapsulating the duo in a bright yellow spark. Bowser lets out a yelp in pain; Ganondorf holds back, not wanting to show his pain to the Koopa King or anyone else. Pikachu holds them in a painful electric grip for 10 more seconds before finally letting go. The pair collapses in a paralysed heap on the floor, humiliated by a mouse a fraction of their size. Pikachu gives a little sigh of relief before slowly trudging back down the corridor to his room. He barely registers the applause behind him, or Miyamoto's relieved exclamation. He just wanted to rest after being dragged in and out of the Pokemon Company's doors for the past hour. They've been very busy at late.
One particular HQ member was watching Bowser and Ganondorf being taken away even while the others were moving away. He is paying particular attention to the desert King, lying humiliated on a stretcher. His grip on his sword tightens; his face hardens, masking the real rage inside of him. That's him. My enemy's enemy. I will have my revenge. He may come in useful…
Ike turns away.
Meanwhile in two adjacent hospital beds, Bowser and Ganondorf lay, the Gerudo King with his hands in his ears trying desperately to block out Bowsers loud snoring and muttering. The legends of Bowser's dopey nature appeared to be coming true.
"*SNORE* I'll get you Mario….*SNORE* I'll SMASH you….*SNORE* I have….uhhhh… a new plan….ingenious….I'll get Peach….*SNORE*"
Ganondorf slaps his head. He had higher expectations from the King of the Koopas. He fails utterly to spot the tell-tale blue patches on aspects of Bowser's body. For this was not His Beefiness at all, but his colour palette swap, Chef Bowser in disguise. The real Bowser is not around the HQ today; to prevent Sakurai getting into a rage, Chef Bowser stepped in (with a lot of makeup and costume changes courtesy of very nervous HQ staff). Other than the other palette swaps and those HQ staff, no one knew this was not Bowser. Nor were they supposed to know. But the blue patches were bothering some of the nurses.
"彼にその塗料がありますか？"
The nurse Kirbies (also palette swaps) just whistle innocently and continue their work. The other medical staff is not to know, at least not yet. Even their patron Doctor Mario knows nothing of the truth. Yet the blue patches are not getting any smaller. The leading nurse Kirby decides to address the situation.
"Akira-san, I need to take this patient down for further medical examination. Is this acceptable?"
He puts on his cutest look, making himself look smaller and his eyes bigger and brighter. Akira nods his assent, allowing the nurse Kirby to wheel Chef Bowser to an empty medical room. He smiles to himself. Sucker.
In the meantime Ganondorf lay in pain, but relieved to have got rid of 'Bowser'. He wants peace now so makes a conscious effort to look as if he is asleep. Anything to get rid of those pokey medical staff. Thankfully Akira-san and his colleagues have large hearts and so they choose to leave Ganondorf to it. Ganondorf settles, apparently relaxed at last…
Until a large blade slams him in the chest and he finds himself pinned down. His attacker speaks.
"If you want to live you'll do as I say, Demon King."
The blue hair and serious face is a giveaway. So, the sore loser has come. And he wants revenge. Pathetic.
"I won't be threatened swordsman. But if this is about Link….give me the details."
"You'll help then?"
"Yes. And you'll need it, Ike…"
*I never thought I'd find myself questioning what the plural for Kirby is! Ike really is a sore loser :P and in case you were wondering Akira-san is entirely made up. Thanks for reading!