Hey everyone this is a story I've had in mind for a while and is inspired from one of my favorite movies. I hope you guys like it
Chapter 1- Let's get Foxy
Roxy stood in the mirror holding up a cheetah print mini skirt to her hips and tilted her head to the side, analyzing how it would match with her red bustier.
"Nah, that'll never do" she said in her deep voice tossing the skirt to the side. She ran her hand through her blonde hair and did a deep sigh.
"How am I gonna snag a date for the Salt Ice party if all I got is these tiny popper clothes?" she wondered aloud. It was Monday night and Roxy was going out to Capricorn to see if there were any guys that could accost her to the Summer Solstice Party at the quarry on Saturday.
"Come on Rox, you gotta get it together girl. There is no way you are going to that party alone" she told herself firmly. She looked at all the clothes she had strewn across her bedroom, there had to be something she could wear.
"A-HO what do we have here?" she said walking over to the bed, a pair of jeans was lying on it which she had not seen before. She couldn't ever remember buying them but they were kind of cute, there was black stitching up the side and they were straight-legged.
"Musta bought these when I was snoggled out my mind. Ah well hope these work" she said. Sliding them on, she looked in the mirror and smiled at herself. It worked perfectly with her top and even gave her a little booty if she did say so herself. She put on her 3-inch red peep toe wedges, a blazer and grabbed her purse.
Swiping on some red lipstick as she walked out "I'M GETTING ME A MAN TONIGHT" she announced to the empty apartment.
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Capricorn was packed, which was surprising for a Monday night but from what Roxy could see she wasn't the only lady in Llanview in need of a date or some loving for later on. She made her way through the crowd towards the bar scanning the room for any potential men who but everyone was all coupled up.
"Aye can I get a Long Island Ice tea no coke no Ice" she said flagging down the bartender.
"And I'll just have a glass of whiskey" a small voice said next to her. She looked to her right in amazement.
"Nigey! What are you doing here?" she exclaimed wrapping her arms around him.
"Oh hello Roxanne" he said a little surprised "Well it's been a long day at Llanfair, all the Buchanan grandchildren were over and they wore me down quite a bit."
"Ah kids you gotta love 'em why I remember little Natty used to drive me crazy all the time, seems like she got into everything" Roxy said laughing.
"Well it seems little Liam takes after her, he and Ryder somehow broke a bottle of baby powder all over the living room" he said.
"One Long Island Ice tea no coke, no ice and a whiskey for you" the bartender said quickly before taking on the next patrons.
"Come on why don't you sit with me?" Roxy suggested, without even waiting for an answer she grabbed a chair as soon as a couple got up to leave.
"Seems like you had one heck of day" Roxy said sipping her drink.
"Yes it was but it made me think about somethings" Nigel said.
"What about" Roxy asked.
"Well… Do you ever think about what could have been if you decided to have your own family?" Nigel asked softly.
Roxy snorted " Well I did have my own family I just didn't know it and well by the time I did know it was shooting at people" she joked.
"Seriously Roxanne do you ever think about having more children?" he asked.
"Nah my biographical clock's all tickey tocked out. Even if Rexy and Natty ain't mine they're still mine I raised 'em and dealt with 'em and besides I don't wanna go through the teenage years again. You thought I did a lot of drinking now WOO you should've seen me then" she said chuckling.
"You make a good point Roxanne. Do you think I would have been a good father?" he asked.
"YOU? Of course you would've. Your kids would've been smart, handsome and have a little Harry Potter voice just like you. You're a wonderful man Nigey and even though our marriage was a shamwow you were the best husband I ever had" she said.
"Why that was a very kind thing of you to say Roxanne" he said astounded.
Roxy raised her glass "It's the truth" she said taking a sip.
"And you were the best wife I could have hoped for. Well its about time for me to go, it was nice seeing you" he said taking out his wallet to pay for his drink.
"Nonsense stay a little bit longer. I don't got no one to talk to anyway and you and me gots catching up to do" she said grabbing his sleeve.
"Well if you insist" he said sitting back down.
"I do. HEY can I get another round over here" she said flagging down the waiter.
3 hours 4 Long Island Ice Teas, 3 Whiskeys, 2 Whiskey sours and a shot of Vodka later Nigel and Roxy were plastered.
"And then her hair turned green!" Roxy said giggling
"Oh my gosh Roxanne you didn't" Nigel said laughing.
"I did and it was the biggest blunder I ever made….. or was it? I dunno but it almost ruined her wedding" Roxy said draining the rest of her drink.
"Oh Roxanne this is the most fun I've had in a while. You always did manage to keep me entertained" he said.
"What can I say I'm an explertaining person" she said resting her face in her hands.
"Oh goodness look at the time. I need to get going" he said looking at his watch.
"Yeah you're right I think its bout time to hit the road….. Who came up with something like that? Who'd ever wanna hit a road?" she wondered aloud. Nigel attempted to stand and nearly fell.
"Woah I gotcha there" Roxy said hurrying over to help him.
"Thanks Roxanne I think I had too much to drink tonight " he slurred.
"Yeah I think you did too" she agreed. Roxy put Nigel's arm around her and helped him out the door.
"Gimme your keys" she demanded.
"Wha?" Nigel said confused.
"You're drunk Nigel and friends don't let friends drive drunk" she lectured.
He reached into his pocket and handed them to her, she promptly dropped them in her purse and grabbed his hand.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"I'm drunk too so we're walking home tonight" she said leading him down the street.
They walked in silence for a while with Nigel stumbling a little bit.
"I don't think I said this but you look really nice tonight, you don't wear jeans very often but you look good in those" he said looking at her.
"Awww Nigey you noticed. You look good too I love the way you wear your little suits you look damper" she gushed.
"As the young kids say, you think I have swag?" he asked.
"Nah you're a man you have class and that's way better than swag" she said.
Nigel blushed red and smiled "Thank you Roxanne" he said quietly.
"Good god these shoes hurt" Roxy exclaimed taking them off and putting them in her hands. "That's much better" she said sighing.
Nigel gaped "But Roxanne you can't walk barefoot" he said.
"Why not I do it all the time" she said.
"Nonsense I won't hear of it" he said.
"Then what are you gonna do?" she asked.
"We'll switch here you take mine and I'll take yours" he said kicking off his loafers and taking hers.
"Well if you insist…" she said putting on his shoes.
"I do" he said fitting his feet into her shoes, standing up straight he looked down at Roxy.
"These aren't so bad, in fact look I'm taller now" he said and took a step forward and promptly fell into the street.
"Nigey are you ok?" Roxy asked.
"Yes. But my face hurts, and so does my arms, and so do my feet" he said getting up.
"Come on my building is right over here" she said.
"I'm almost afraid to leave you alone" Roxy said while they stood in front of her door.
"I'll be fine we Brits can handle our whiskey" he said with a smile.
"Yeah but you've been falling all over the place and I wouldn't want Daddy Buchanan coming after me because his faithful servant is out of communism" she said. "Here why don't you come in and sleep it off a little?" she offered.
"Well if you insist" he said.
"I do" she replied as he stumbled through the door.
I had to do it no one ever does Roxy and Nigel and you can't have a funny story without Roxy and you can't do a story with Roxy without Nigel. There will be other people in this story besides them of course there will be Mestiny can't do a story without them either and I want to explore Jack and Neela too or maybe another couple I dunno yet but Mestiny is next for sure.