Plot bunnies...what can you do? Because I keep forgetting, I do not own Covert Affairs.\


"Damnit! Stop flexing, Jai!"

It's not me, Beautiful. You keep clenching!"

"Im not! Bea is!"

Sorry guys. Conrad keeps tickling me."

"I can't help it! My fingers are falling asleep!"


"Lets all calm down. Face it, we are stuck, and we need help. Conrad can you reach the phone?"

"No can do, Auggie. One hand is stuck between Bea's legs, and the other is keeping me from falling ontop of Jai. Why? Who were you planning on me calling?"

"...Joan."

"Auggie, if I wasn't stuck underneath Jai, I would hit you."

"I love you to, Annie. You know, that sounds really good together, Annie and Auggie."

"Bite me, Auggie."

"As much as you want Angel."

"OWWWWW! I wasn't serious damnit!"

"Auggie, stop biting Annie's foot, now let me try to do something..."

"Whoa! Speaking of feet, whose foot is that?"

"Sorry, Auggie. Was trying to reach the phone."

"Well apparently you can't, Conrad, so stop."

"I said I was sorry!"

"...Damnit Conrad! If you keep that up, I will kill you!"

"That was me, Auggie."

"Oh, well then. Annie you can do it as much as you like."

"I intend to."


"People! Can we focus on the problem at hand? Or in hand, as far as Annie is concerned."

"Sorry, Jai. Thought you were Auggie."

"Ouch, that hurts."

"Please Wilcox, you know you secretly dream of being me."

"You wish, Anderson."

"I didn't say you had to stop, Annie."

"Shut up, Jai."

Can someone please make a decision? I'm about to break a hip here."

Stu cleared his throat."Alright then, Bea." These words were accompanied by a soft buzzing. "Left hand, GREEN!"

"NO Auggie! Move your hand the other way!"

The five adult collapsed in a pile on the floor. Breathless, Annie rolled out from under Jai and Conrad, who had fallen on top of her. Wincing as she tried to stand, Annie snapped. "Next time the power goes out in the DPD, no Glow in the Dark Twister!"


I don't own Twister, either!