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PINOCCHIO

The Puppet Master Gippetto invites you, no urges you to come to our group of exhibition freaks, which will be held at my home, the atmospheric basement of Eclipse Motel, every night between12 midnight and daybreak.

I will be exhibiting my latest creation which I am not going to tell you anything about, but come and see for yourselves. Make him lie to you and see what happens.

Freaks hold a vague and mysterious place inside human consciousness and outside of human comprehension. This exhibition is all about the bizarre, the misfits and the unique.

Lampwick pov

At midnight I found myself in the queue to get into the weirdest freak show in town. Aptly named; Gippetto's. It promised to fuck your mind up and to be of the rarest kinkiness. My curiosity had gotten the better of me. A pretty woman with long dark hair and dark brown eyes was standing on the outside of long dark curtains. She was dressed in a glittery grey costume; a leotard that had a silver ruffle on her bottom. She had a thin body, short thin legs and an ugly scar running from her eyebrow to her chin down her left cheek.

"Welcome to the house of Geppetto, a night of insanity and madness awaits you. Feel free to take liberties." With that she handed me some little black packets. Condoms? Really? I looked at her, she smiled lightly and nodded at me. Parting the curtain she ushered me through. It took a minute for my eyes to adjust to the dim light inside. There was a smell of sex permeating the air. Other odours there too but I wasn't sure what they were.

I made my way to a large notice board up ahead of me. There were just two arrows pointing in the opposite directions. One said FREAKY and pointed to the right and the other said OBSCENLY FREAKY and pointed to the left. I felt torn wanting to check out both at once.

A grunting sound to the right caught my attention. I went towards it and saw a curtain that was long, touching the floor, pulling it back I saw a beautiful woman with long blonde hair. She had a beautiful figure and wore a long green silk dress that caressed her curves. I licked and bit my lip as my gaze drew up from her delicate feet up to her awesome bosom where I noticed that she had 3 breasts. She was running her hands all over them. She was extremely well endowed.

She crooked up a finger and beckoned me to her. I looked around to see if she was calling me, and then went to her. She rubbed my face with her fingers, purring slightly, asking me to pick the one that I'd like to suck. I looked at her in shock at first, she giggled musically at that. Grabbing one breast herself in her two hands she pulled the nipple towards her mouth, I gasped as she sucked it in between her lips. I felt a twinge in my pants.

She looked lustily at me as she opened her lips showing her teeth were biting the nipple and she was moaning softly. I started backing away from her, but she grabbed my arm and put my hand on the middle breast. Her skin was so soft. I just had to fondle her and my pants got a little tighter. I moved my hand up higher on the colossal breast and inched my fingers towards her nipple. It jumped of its own accord. It was hard and pebbled just like you'd expect, but I noticed it was longer than the other two. She closed her eyes and grunted when I wrapped my lips around it.

It jolted me out of my lust haze when I realised it was the same grunt that drew her to me before. I backed away from her quickly wondering how many more people had suckled from her tonight. She tried to follow me until I heard the distinct sound of a chain clinking and saw that she was indeed chained to the wall. I looked at her pitifully, then let the curtain drop behind me and walked away.

At the next curtain there was a man sitting back on his haunches, totally naked with his hands tied behind his back. Around his neck was a noose with a rope slung over a bar overhead attached to a bowling ball. The noose was tight around his throat; his face was red, grunting through clenched teeth with his swollen cock brushing against his stomach.

Beside him was a man dressed in black leather chaps, a leather pouch around his privates, and a leather strap like bra with studs on it, black leather jacket and black leather gloves. He started caressing the man's cock. He caressed his stomach with the gloved hand and then the cock before tapping the sides of his sacks causing him to grunt out loud.

"Do you like the feel of my gloved hand on your cock slave?" he asked.

"Yes sir, more please."

He had what looked like a riding crop with a flat leather tassel at the end that he proceeded to tease the other man's chest and ball sacks with it. He stroked it along his thigh before tapping and slapping his chest, nipples, thighs, back and ball sacks. The man was grunting and screaming alternately as the man standing asked him if he liked what he was doing to him. He asked him to pick a number and to count the lashes as he dealt them. This torture continued until the finally the guy standing untied the bowling ball and untied the man's hands, allowing him to get feeling back into his hands. Finally the man in leather dropped to his knees and sucked off the naked man's cock until he came, shooting his reams down his throat. Naked man wrapped his arms around leather man's neck and started to strangle him as he came in his throat.

It was very erotic to watch. My pants was now officially tight, I reached inside to adjust myself.

As I moved to the next section I pulled open the dark curtains to reveal a very heavy woman. She seemed to be fat everywhere and had wads of fat splayed out that seemed to fill the room.

"Titty wank there lovey," she said in an English cockney accent. "I give lovely titty wanks, c'mon darling slide it in here." she said as she pulled apart her ample breasts. My cock was already super hard and was begging some form of release so the thoughts of my cock sliding up and down between those tits was more than I could stand. I walked over to her and dropped my pants in front of her. My hard cock sprung free.

"Oooh haven't u a lovely big juicy cock." Cor nearly as big as our Pinocchio. U should definitely check him out. But be careful that he doesn't lie to you?" I gasped as she wrapped her big hand around my cock and shoved it between her soft fleshy mounds. She slid up and down my body as she pressed her flabby breasts around me. The valley between them was a gorge of lushessness. I grabbed onto her fleshy shoulders as I rode her tits. My cock. Sliding deliciously between them. I grunted as I felt something hot and wet wrap around the head of my cock each time I got the top of her breasts and upon opening my eyes I saw her tongue swirling around the head each time I peeked out. What a glorious sight.

The sight of all the flesh on her arms and body slapping around me practically burying me in it as she sucked me off I found it very erotic. The sounds of our moans were like listening to a beautiful orchestra.

As I about to orgasm I heard her ask my name. I grunted out "Lampwick" as I groaned long and deep and shot my load deep into the back of her throat. She hummed and moaned around my cock as my hot cum flowed. I pumped her mouth until I was spent. "Thank you that was hot," I told her. "What is your name?"

"Alice" she replied, leaning over to get a glass of water. I stumbled back a bit as I reached for my pants to pull them up. I had just done so when I heard the curtains behind me drop and the tiniest man I'd ever seen came in. I nodded at him, but he ignored me, he went to Alice and climbed onto a small ladder up the side of her body and whispered something into ear that made her whole body wobble with laughter, reminding me of a bowlful of jelly. "Ok, finally, I am so happy," she giggled as she waved her stodgy fingers at his retreating back.

Next curtain that called my attention was a sound of agonised lust that pulled me to it like a moth to a flame. What I saw was hot as hell. A man was tied to what looked like a car seat sitting on a table. He had a ball in between his teeth and that was also strapped onto his head. His hands were tied high up behind his head his legs were spread wide open and tied onto the table legs. He looked uncomfortable.

A beautiful tanned woman was standing in front of him with short dark hair and what looked like a tribal tattoo on her forearm. She was naked with very heavy breasts, had a long black strap on cock and she was sticking it up his ass, riding him with it. She was calling him things like cock sucker and saying things like

"Hey bitch, how do you like my cock up your ass,?" He grunted in response till she flicked his nut sac and then he bucked and screeched out as clearly as he could around the ball in his mouth that he loved it.

I felt myself grow hard again. I pulled my trousers down and rubbed my cock that was quickly becoming heavy with need as I watched her fuck him. She continued screaming obscenities and he continued screeching out that he loved what she was doing it. It drove me over the edge and I shot my cum all over my fingers as I saw his dick begin to squirt himself as she continued pumping into him. Groaning loudly as she pinched her own nipples in turn.

I grabbed some tissues that were in a box nearby and cleaned myself up. Arching slightly as my cock was super sensitive. I had never come so many times in the one day.

The groans coming from the next curtain sent shivers down my spine as I correctly guessed that my cock was gonna be growing really soon again. I dressed as I watched her looking at me with a sneer.

"Queers turn me on," she said as she leaned over the guy and licked his cum.

Dropping the curtain I looked along the dim corridor to see where I'd go next. I saw the dwarf coming over to me he caught me by the hand and tugged at me to follow him into a room beside us. He gestured me to sit down while he stood in front of me. I paid more attention to him, noting the strong muscled chest, thick curly black hair, and dimples on his cheeks. He was very cute and his eyes twinkled as he leaned into speak to me.

"You are Lampwick yes?" I nodded wondering how he knew my name. "Geppetto must not know you are here. Do not tell anyone your name. Do I make myself clear?" I nodded again.

"Wha?" I asked and was quickly cut off as he leaned in further wrapping his arms around my neck and sticking his tongue into mouth, I groaned as he began pushing his body up against my sensitive cock. I was kind of surprised until I heard the door open suddenly and a saw a big shadow filling the doorway. I felt his urgent tongue in my mouth so I closed my eyes and wrapped my arms around him, pulling him closer to me.

"Emmett" a voice boomed. "What the fuck are you doing in here with a client? Get back to cleaning out the centaur's pen. There's shit everywhere!" The dwarf pulled back from me with a warning look in his eyes.

Yes Sir, Mr Gippetto sir, right away." He ran off out the door without a backwards glance. I stood up feeling dwarfed myself by the giant of a man standing in the doorway. He had a mess of red hair and a long flowing red beard.

"Sorry about that Sir, but Emmett gets a bit carried away. He's not as freaky as some of my star attractions here, but has no place else to go so I keep him here cleaning and stuff. I didn't catch your name young man. I am the great Gippetto, founder of this wonder that is the greatest freak show on earth."

Emmett's warning came to mind as I thought of the first name that came into my head.

"Jasper Whitlock, nice to meet you." I stuck out my hand to shake the hand he had offered.

"Are you enjoying my show then Jasper?"

"Yes Gippetto I am indeed. Quite a collection of freaks you've got here." knowing this is what he wanted to hear.

"Have u been along the other end of the show yet? You'll see my pride and joy. He will blow your mind literally." he boomed out a huge roaring laugh.

"No not yet, but I was just heading that way now."

"Good boy off you go, have you got enough condoms?"

"Yes the girl at the entrance gave me these," I said as I pulled them out of my pocket to show him.

"You made need these for my boy," he said handing me an extra-long black packet. Jesus I thought what was so special about this guy they were all talking about?

"Thanks," I said as I pocketed the packet. "I'll be off so and congratulations again." He boomed out his laughter again. As I hurried along the corridor, hearing moans and grunts of lust coming from inside the many curtains. I passed the signpost, headed towards OBSCENELY FREAKY and the first curtain I peeked into kinda shocked me.

What looked like a man body, but a horse's rear quarters was riding a woman. She was small and thin with long dark hair and she was roaring gutturally as the centaur fucked her with his long thick cock.

The beast was dark skinned, kind of reminded me of creamy chocolate right down to his hoofs. I watched fascinated as I saw her hanging onto two metal loops in the wall, begging him for more. His head was bucking back and forth as he pile drove into her. I felt a familiar tightening in my pants, but moved away feeling a sudden draw down the hallway.

I peeked into each curtain as I passed and saw various freakish things that didn't particularly appeal to me. I saw a man and woman dressed as a nun and priest. She had her face in his ass and he was shitting into her mouth while she was moaning lustily eating it. I nearly puked. He was mumbling some incantation about ridding the world of sin through shit.

The next room had several very hairy men and two very big breasted women, between them the women were sucking two or three cocks each. Holding others in their hands and were each being fucked by two hairy men.

As hot as that was to watch the pull was getting stronger. My heart started to thump in my chest. I could feel a rush of excitement fill me. My cock started to fill again and it throbbed in my pants. All around me seemed to fade into darkness as I moved swiftly ignoring all the other curtains until I saw the thick black curtain at the end of the hall. It was as if everything had slowed down. I could see particles of dust floating in the dim ray of light coming from behind the curtain.

I smelled a sweet cedar smell emitting from within. I followed it daze like into the room which was dimly lit save for one small light burning in the corner of the room. Casting a yellowish tinge cast across a god like body of a man, adorned with bronze hair. A hard muscular body sitting on a stool with one leg outstretched and another bent up so his elbow could rest on it. His hand pushed his hair upwards as his face leaned on it. I felt waves of sadness rolling off him. My heart clenched in my chest. I longed to reach out and gather him in my arms and kiss away his pain. I walked silently towards him.

I was aware of each rise and fall of his chest. How his hair fluffed up and floated down again.

"Hi. My name is Pinocchio, how may I make you hard?" he asked in a voice filled with fake honey. I sensed the gasp of air he sucked in before speaking. It was quiet but I'd heard it.

"What are you?"

"I'm Pinocchio the wooden puppet." he retorted.

"How are you a freak?"

"I'm a wooden puppet, isn't that freaky?"

"Ya, I mean how did that happen? Were you born like that?"

"No, I was cursed a few years ago. I pissed off a wizard who thought I cheated on him."

"Did you?"

"Yes, I did because he was so boring, but he caught me one night and caused this." indicating his body. I nodded walking closer to him.

"Why am I so drawn to you?" He reached over to me as I reached for his shoulder feeling the hard unbending wood under my hand. I squeezed it experimentally and he moaned softly.

"How are you doing that?" he asked.

"Doing what?" I queried.

"That, I can feel your touch as if I were human."

"I don't know," bending closer feeling the urge to bite his shoulder. The scent coming off his body was filling me with sensations unlike any I'd felt before. I grazed my teeth further across his collar bones as his low moans excited me.

"What is your name?"

"It's Jasper Whitlock, but I'm really called Lampwick." I dunno why I told him, but it just felt like I could trust him.

"I can really feel what you're doing to me," he said in an exited voice. You have the gift." I didn't quite know what he was talking about, but as I was so caught up in the taste of his skin I kind of ignored him. I hummed as he bucked when I got to his nipples. I felt his hands heavily grab my hair. I ran my fingers back the way my teeth and tongue had come and was surprised to be met with human skin, soft and pliable where once there had been wood.

I pulled away from him and reached hungrily for his mouth. Licking his tongue and biting his lips. He copied me and we both moaned into each other's mouths as we pressed greedily up against each other. Tongue duels and lip biting continued as I continued my finger exploration of his body. Odd the bits I hadn't touched were still made of wood. I looked up at him to see his brown eyes had turned black with lust so I closed his eyes and kissed them, his whole face, chin down his throat to his Adams apple which I circled my tongue slowly around.

Marvelling in the feel of bristled hair present there on his soft chin. His moaning intensified as I moved down his torso kissing and caressing away the wood as if it were a shield binding him to stay one way forever. As I got closer to his cock his moans changed to a deeper song. Low throaty groans made me ground my cock up against him. In the far distance I could hear muffled cries of agony. But I was so tuned into Pinocchio that it didn't affect me. He blocked me from kissing or licking his cock so I moved onto other parts of his body.

By the time I had licked and sucked nearly every inch of his body I saw that his cock had not changed in shape or size at all. I immediately felt at a loss and discouraged. My own raging hard on started to droop sadly. I had not turned him on at all just changed him to human.

"I need to fuck you while my cock is still like this please La.. er.. Jasper, while I can still get huge, and please you too. I nodded turning around not really feeling in the mood to be fucked anymore until I felt a hot soft wet tongue press against my hole, thrusting into my ass. I was puzzled as to what he meant by what he said. But when he thrust his finger up inside me all thoughts of anything flew out of my mind.

"More I uttered."

"Make me lie please." he grunted.

"Tell me how much you like sucking Geppetto's cock!"

"Oh I fucking love that!" he replied and instantly his cock was at least 6 inches long.

"Tell me how you love fucking pussy!"

"Oh yes I could fuck pussy all night long." his declarations were making me hot and jealous at the same time. His cock was now bigger and thicker. I couldn't wait any longer, he had me prepared enough.

"Fuck me hard now." And then I grunted and moaned long and hard as I felt his cock slide past my ring and then I was so full, he was so big and wide and I was full to capacity, but it felt strange because it was wooden and unbending. I let him fuck me with it for a while, but found no pleasure in it. So I pulled away from him and got down on my knees. He grabbed me by the hair and asked what I was doing.

"Darling, you're so big and I love that, but you're wooden and I'm finding no pleasure in it. Please let me finish your change over." He nodded, a strange sadness passed in his eyes as I slid his wooden cock into my mouth feeling the wood melting off it and leaving his smooth hard cock in my mouth. He grabbed my hair tightly and tugged as I slid his cock down my throat and suckled it. His cock was no longer wooden but it was still hard as fuck and big. I stood up and kissed him and held him to me. He looked forlornly at me before saying

"How am I supposed to fuck you with this now, it's no longer wooden?"

"Darling, look down, you're better this way." He glanced down and a huge smile filled his face as he reached for his cock for the first time in what looked like a very long time. I smiled at him and he asked if he could fuck me now. I smirked at him and waved my ass at him. He smacked me hard across one of my ass cheeks and it made me jump in glee. Oh yes, my boy is kinky. He drove his cock up my ass making me groan loud and long. Matching his own sounds. I grabbed onto the wall in front of me, bent my knees and spread my ass open further taking all he had to give me. His pounding began to speed up and his hands gripped my hips tightly, his teeth found my back and with each thump of his cock his teeth marked me. The slapping sounds of skin to skin had me horny as fuck.

I felt the usual stir in my sac as my balls began to harden to the point of pain and then one brush of his hand across my cock had me spurting hard, fast hot streams of cum tattooing the wall in front of me. It was his undoing because he was shooting his hot streams deep inside my ass. He gripped me tightly to him as he sank his teeth into my shoulder. Fuck ya; I love being bitten during sex!

"Oh baby… that was fucking…. you've no idea how brilliant that was. I never thought I'd feel like that again." He moaned.

I pulled him into my arms feeling waves of happiness rolling off of him. He grabbed me just as tightly. We stayed like that just kissing and cuddling afterwards for a while and then whilst making small talk we started to pull our clothes on.

"What are you gonna do now?" I asked him. Wondering where this left me now that I'd found the love of my life.

"Oh, I'm no longer a freak so Geppetto won't want me. I don't know if he'll let me go so easily, but I do know that I want to spend my life with you. I'm inexplicably drawn to you.

The curtains flapped wildly at that moment as if someone was trying to find the opening bit in the middle. In stumbled Mr. Geppetto his hands thrown up in the air, his hair up in a heap, he was followed by Alice and Emmett and a few more of the other people I had seen through the various curtains. Geppetto stood up; Pinocchio had me pinned behind him blocking me from seeing what the problem was at first.

"What the fuck have you done to me Whitlock?" he roared at me. I stood up and walked around beside Pinocchio.

"What do you mean?" I inquired.

"THIS!" he roared again indicating to his body. "JUST WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY BOY?" he gasped then when a very human looking Pinocchio stood proudly with his arm around my shoulder.

"YOU ARE LAMPWICK?" Geppetto gasped. You reversed the curse. Shit!"

Out of the side of the room there was a flash of light and a woman dressed in a long floaty blue dress appeared. Coming over to me she placed a soft hand that smelled of lavender on my shoulder.

"Lampwick dear, you have lifted the curse from Pinocchio, you are his true love. He has waited a long time for you to come and save him. Take care of him." I felt honoured. Then she moved to Pinocchio and said "Lampwick will protect you and love you forever. Geppetto is evil, he had you cursed so he could make money from you. Since you met your true love the curse has been reversed and in his case he can't ever revert back to being human. Justice has been served. With that there was another puff of light and she was gone.

Emmett clapped his hands "Hey Pinocchio, we are all delighted that you have found your soul mate. Am gonna take over here if that's cool with everybody."

"Nooooooooooooo" shouted Geppetto. A swish of a whip sounded as the man with the leather chaps flicked it over Geppetto's back. I smirked; I had an idea that he was going to get what he deserved now that he was a freak. I felt Pinocchio thread his fingers into mine as he began to lead me away from his personal hell for the last many years.

"Come on baby, let's get out of here and find some place nice to live where we can fuck happily ever after." He smirked at me as I let him lead me away.

"Yeah let's go."

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