Ohai. Ugh.. I'm sorry! IRL stuff has been preventing me to update..

That and I've been lacking inspiration. PLEASE DON'T HIT ME!

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This.

Was.

STUPID!

I currently sat in Starscream's cockpit, strapped down with I don't know how many seat belts. Why am I in a cocoon of leather you ask? Well...

Shaking my head firmly I glared at Starscream.

"No way. That's impossible, I've never even seen that damned thing!" I hissed. Starscream chuckled snatching my up and dangling me in front of his face.

"Oh, but believe it. And you, my dear, are my ticket to finally over throw that old tyrant."

"And you think I'll help you?"

"You don't have a choice."

I spat at him, he growled stuffing me in his cockpit. Practically tossing me into the compartment which slammed shut as soon as my face met the leather seat. I spun around kicking and screaming like a child against the controls causing the jet to stumble moan with pain.

"Insolent parasite!" He screeched. Soon snake like belts wrapped around me strapping me against the seat. One found its way over my mouth to stop my screaming. Groaning I wiggled. I wasn't getting out of this.

That was hours ago now. I felt stiff and uncomfortable in the position I was in. Night was still upon us, I didn't know what time it was. Though I was tired as hell. My eyelids drooped and I yawned against my restraint constantly. I forced myself not to fall into my dreams. God knows what this psycho seeker could do...

"You need to recharge." Starscream said, almost like he was reading my mind.

"No way." I mumbled against the seat belt. Hearing an audible sigh the belt across my mouth slithered away. Licking my lips I felt a little better.

"Look, you don't have a choice in the matter. You can either be obedient or we'll have to go the hard way."

"I won't help you." I stated firmly.

"You want Megatron gone too, don't you?"

I paused and thought about this. Sure, I wanted the manipulative bastard gone. But for exchange for cocky screechy? Hmm..

"Once you kill Megatron, what will you do?"

"Return to Cybertron of course. I don't want to spend my time on this mudball."

I blinked.

"If I help you, will you leave Earth and taken your Decepticons with you?"

Starscream seemed to consider this. He was silent for quite some time.

"Fine, but you need to do everything I say."

"Deal, Screechy."

He grunted returning back to being silent.

…

Another hour passed and I felt that sleep would finally claim me. I rolled my head back and shut my eyes. I couldn't put it off any longer. Just as I was about to enter my dreams, I felt the restraints around me slowly disappear. Soon I was free again. Stretching my limbs I turned to my side and fell into a dreamless slumber.

…

"WAKE UP!" I literally jumped at the loud noise feeling like a cat that leaped out of a tub of cold water.

"What!" I hollered back my eyes snapping open.

"We're here."

"We're where?"

"My base."

"You have a base?"

"I am the second in command."

"That Megatron doesn't like."

"Shut up and get moving."

I grumbled seeing the cockpit glass dome lift up before me. Hopping out of the jet Starscream promptly transformed and pointed a rocky hillside. He began to walk towards it and I followed after at a faster pace to keep up with the big brute.

"So, how am I supposed to help you?" I finally asked as Starscream stood before the massive stone wall.

"You will help me find any of the remaining shards out there." He said plainly distracted by something.

"How the hell are we supposed to find them?"

"You will be able to sense them."

"How the fuck will I know that?"

"Silence!" Starscream hissed. The stone wall parted revealing a rather impressive looking metal door. Starscream pushed the door open and proceeded inside. Trotting after him I gazed in awe at the base. It was a lot different than Megatron's. Red drapes hung wall to wall making the black walls they hung against look rather sinister. Little drones scurried back and forth filling the seemingly empty base with life.

"Impressive, correct?"

I nodded dumbly. I didn't see Starscream reach for me and I squeaked as he lifted me up onto a table. He stared at me for a moment a look of puzzlement on his face.

"What?" I finally asked.

"You looked sick."

"Thaaanks." I said sarcastically.

"Not what I meant. You're pale, and your optics seem dull."

"Probably because I haven't eaten.." I mumbled.

"You need to fuel up, you mean."

"If that's what you robots call eating, then yeah."

The jet walked away from me going to some sort of counter. I heard a loud whirling sound and a clank. I tilted my head wondering what that bastard was doing. He soon turned around and placed a metal box in front of me. I gave him a skeptical look, but went to open the box.

"What. The. Hell." I said slowly seeing what the box contained.

Inside was a full different types of food. Apples, and bananas. Carrots and other vegetables. Hell, there was PIZZA in there. Almost out of a cannibalistic feeling I dove into the food feeling like a barbarian the way I ate. I could feel Starscream's gaze on me, but I didn't care. I was HUNGRY!

I finished the last of the food in the box, finding a bottle of water and drank it a little too quickly. Releasing a contented sigh I fell on my back and stretched. I felt great.

"You look better." I heard Starscream say.

"I feel better." I replied.

"Good, because tomorrow we start looking for the shards."

"Whoop-ee." I grumbled shutting my eyes. I needed to sleep again.. So exhausted.

"I'll wake you in 6 cycles." Was the last thing I heard before my dreams took me.

DONE!

Whew.. Hope you liked it.

All I have to say now is.

ADVENTURE TIME!

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