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"CHOCOBO!"

"CHOCOBO~!"

"WHAT THE HELL!"

I really didn't know what was going on. Riding on the back of this big yellow bird that kept yelling 'chocobo'. Hell, I didn't know how I got here in the first place. One moment I'm in Starscream's base, next I'm on this friggin' bird. The little bastard was fast though. Clinging to his neck I kept yelling for him to slow down, stop, stop saying Chocobo!

"Oh.. My GOD! STOP!"

The bird was headed straight for a cliff. I kicked at it's sides and wailed. It kept going and screeching. Pulling at its feathers, he bucked me forward sending me off my cliff.

"SON OF A BITCH!-"

"WAKE UP!" Starscream's voice woke me frown the crazy dream.

I clutched my chest breathing heavily, my eyes were open wide and my mouth gaped.

"What.."

"You were thrashing around."

"Chocobo?..."

"What?"

"N-Nevermind.."

Starscream shrugged walking to the other side of the room. Leaning to the side I peered over at what he was messing with. Cocking my head to the side I scowled, not satisfied that my curiosity wasn't fed.

"Today we will find one of the shards."

"How the Hell will I find them?"

"Like I said, you can sense them."

"Uh huh.. What will I 'feel' exactly?"

"Some sort of odd sensation.. It's too complex to explain."

"Whatever you say, where are we headed?"

"Egypt."

"Jesus! That's a little far isn't it?"

Starscream didn't reply. Soon after the room was flooded with blue light and I was looking around with awe and fear. What the hell was happening? Starscream appeared next to me and offered his hand to me. That's new... I stepped cautiously into the open palm. He lifted me and walked toward the source of the light. Shielding the blinding rays of light from my eyes with my arm I was about to ask Starscream what he was doing..

Then I felt numb. The light surrounded me and I couldn't see, or feel. Starscream was no longer with me. A shiver ran up my spine as I resisted the urge to scream.

It all happened so fast too..

As fast as I was in the enclosed chamber of light, I was once again in the 'safety' of Starscream's palm. Glancing upwards I saw the low sun in the sky, and the mountains of sand. I was definitely in Egypt. Scrambling around to get a better look at my surroundings.

"Wow..." I whispered taking in the sights around me. Even if it was a big sand box, it was pretty impressive. Clinging to Starscream's fingers I nearly fell when I leaned over too far. Letting out a little squeak I scurried back behind the safety of the Seeker's digits.

"So, where to?" I asked.

"You tell me." He replied setting me down on the sand.

I fidgeted for a moment then frowned upwards at my keeper, "So you're saying I should walking around aimlessly until I supposedly feel something?"

"Correct."

"Super."

…

That began our marvelous quest across the sand dunes of Egypt. Not as glamorous as you would think either.. Anyway. Starscream and myself waddled around the mountains of sand for hours, and Hell, I didn't feel a damned thing.

During our little expedition I got to thinking about the deal we made. What if he didn't honor it? Or if I couldn't find the shards?.. What if he didn't kill Megatron?

Refusing to think on the negative side I picked up my pace marching through the thick deposits. I started to whistle idly, feeling the need to fill the silence. (Starcream wasn't much of a conversationalist.) And my whistling led to singing...

"Here's one for the ladies!

Rape me,

Rape me my friend.

(Com' on!)

Rape me,

Rape me again.

I'm not the only one nuh ahh ah ah.

I'm not the only one!

Hate me~!

Do it and do it again.

Waste me, taste me my friend.

I'm not the only one nah nah nah nah!

I'm not the only one!-"

Starscream suddenly stopped making me run into his foot, landing on my butt with an uncomfortable 'thump.'

"Hey! What's the big idea?" I scolded.

"What the slag were you screeching about? Isn't 'rape' in your species, bad?"

"Uhh.. It's a song, and what are you calling screeching, Screechy?" Folding my arms over my chest I took a step forward.

Good God.

I felt as if my heart plummeted into my stomach.

"What is it?" Starscream asked looking down at me.

"I.. I don't know. Maybe that feeling?..."

"From where are you sensing it from?"

I paused turning in each direction, stopping where the pressure increased the most.

"That way." I pointed ahead of me.

Soon I was up in the air, and in Starscream's cockpit strapped tightly in place.

"Hang on, tell me when to stop when you sense it close."

He sped off kicking up sand below us. Concentrating I took deep breathes, focusing on that heart falling feeling. It wasn't exactly comfortable either, mind you.

Another minute or so passed until I felt like I was having a heart attack.

"Stop! Stop it's here!" I flailed around clutching my chest in pain. Starscream landed and I rolled out of his cockpit so he could transform. I fell onto the soft sand with a 'thud'. My breathes came in short huffs, I couldn't stand it.

"Hurry up! This hurts.. So much." I whined

"Quiet! I'm looking!" The mech began to dig around in the sand, looking rather silly to me actually. (Not that it mattered since my everything hurt.)

"Aha!" He finally said pulling a silver looking piece of metal out of a dune of sand. He held it up to his face and grinned wickedly.

"One step further to acquiring leadership..." He mumbled. Soon the little shard disappeared into thin air. I took a massive breath falling on my face into the sand. Lord, I felt better.

"Thank you." I mumbled from under the blanket of sand.

Starscream didn't was silent, though I heard him come near me. I lied still and waited.

Nothing happened.

After another moment I flipped onto my back and stared up at him.

"What?" I asked.

Silence.

"Hello? Buddy, can you hear me?" I waved my hands back and forth.

Still nothing.

Groaning I sat up joining into this little staring contest. His eyes were narrowed into a sort of scowl, which was odd. He got what he wanted right?

"We're leaving." He finally said glancing to the side.

"Whatever.." I murmured

That light had returned and I felt as if I was being sucked through a river. And then as fast as it came, it was gone.

My face collided with the metal floor. I lay there for a minute.

"Why is my face always connected with the floor?" I asked more to myself.

"Because you're a slaghead." Starscream answered for me.

"Shut up!" I shouted sitting up and glaring at the seeker. He chuckled and paced away from me. Allowing a sigh to escape my throat I stood and began to walk around.

"When Screechys away, Mai will play." I snickered tip toeing around.

[] I know, this was totally lame right? Anyway.. Stuff I promise nothing for frequent updates.

I'm lazy, sue me.[] Song: Rape me by Richard Cheese