"What the hell is going on. I have the biggest headache!" He slowly rose from his resting area. Germany picked up his metal baseball bat and waked him clean in the head.

"Now I can have my way with him" he smirked. He hit his butt and took off his towel. He was hard. He started to stroke his penis and he put it near England's butt and started to penetrate him. Germany moaned a little. He went deeper and deeper until he was all the way in. He thrusted himself in and out. It felt amazing. He did this for about 5 minutes and he felt himself coming to a climax so he slowed down. He turned England on he back and entered him again. He repeated the same process he did earlier and thrusted himself in and out and about five minutes later he felt himself about to climax again. This time he couldn't stop and he pulled out and shot rope after rope of seamen and shot it on England's stomach. He backed away and walked away from him. He stepped in the shower and lets his problems wash away.

(Last Night)

"Somebody! Please help me!"

"Shut up!" the Big Black Man said to America. Out of no where Ukraine fell on top of The Black man. "Someone get this fat bitch off of me!"

"I'm not fat! You big meanie!" While this was happening Ukraine had no idea she was suffocating him with her breast. He stopped moving and she got off.

"Thank you Boing Boing!" Obviously America didn't know Ukraine's actual name.

"It was no problem!" Then she flew up into the sky whilst she was farting rainbows. It was like a nyan cat Hetalia fail.

(Present time)

Germany stepped out of the shower and put on some underwear and some shorts and walked downstairs to where Italy was making lunch. He went behind him and put his arms around Italy's waste and kissed the back of his head. He turned around and they started to make out Italy stuck his hand in Germanys pants. They had not realized that Japan had been standing there the whole time.

Japan walked away showing no emotion. Frankly Japan didn't care and Germany and Italy didn't even notice. They continued to make out and Italy stopped and said "Ve~ not here I have to make lunch"

No I can't wait!" Germany yanked down Italy's pants and picked up his erect penis and put it in his mouth. He sucked it like his life depended on it. Not before long Italy ejaculated seamen on his face. He grabbed a rag and wiped it off his face. Germany smiled and walked away. Italy continued the sauce only thinking of Germany.

(Lunch Time)

"Lunch is served!" Italy exclaimed but Germany seemed to full. Italy came around with a big pot of noodles and when Italy came to Germany he put his hand on his butt. Germany put a naughty smile on. Romano and Prussia came in and sat down.

"Pasta again bro? Yumm"

"Where did you go last night bro? I thought you whent home?"

"Nah I just crashed in some room I woke up and saw England there naked so I figured that we had a pretty wild night." Germany had a shocked face. The whole time Prussia was there next to the bed. Germany tried to hide his expression.

"This pasta is great!" Japan came in and sat down with his white rice. After lunch Germany walked up to his room. He walked in and walked through the secret entrance. There England was still unconscious. Germany opens up the window and shoves him out the window. He falls to the ground. Germany walked from the window. Germany walks to his bed and takes a dive. He immediately fell asleep. He was under fatigue.

(Germanys Dream)

Germany called out Italy's name.

"Italy!" he heard Italy moaning. As he got closer it went further away. He went went through a doorway and saw a Ukraine sticker. He touched it and fog appeared and she appeared. She fell down on Germany and her boobs impaled his face. "Help me!" but all he got in response was Italy's moaning. He grabbed Ukraine's left boob and ripped it off. She screamed, blew up and a blinding light engulfed him.

(Real Time)

He woke up and heard Italy's moaning just like in the dream. He got up with a horny look In his eye and walked next door. Only to find Prussia ejaculating warm seamen on Italy's back. Germany picked up the metal baseball bat and approached Prussia