AN: Day 4 - a Date at the aquarium! This is so lame, forgive me. It's not even in the aquarium... XD It's just an excuse for dipper to confess he has kinky ideas. Yup.
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"So, what's next Pinetree?" Bill held Dippers' hand tightly, swinging it in between the both of them.
Dipper smiled and held the ice cream cone up to the others' mouth. When Bill took a bite (the maniac) he said, "I was thinking maybe we'd hit the aquarium."
"You fucking nerd," Bill mumbled around his ice cream.
He winked over at his boyfriend. "You know it babe."
"So, what, you wanna do a tour or something?"
"Yeah, that was the plan." Dipper raised an eyebrow at Bills' tone of voice.
"No, let's not," he grinned.
Dipper chuckled, holding the ice cream out again. "Why?"
Bill took it in his hand and bit out another urge chunk. "Seems boring. And too many people at once."
"How many people are going to be at the aquarium on a Wednesday afternoon?"
Bill rolled his eyes. "Not the point cutie. I just thought that maybe I could be your tour guide. Being an omnipotent demon and all, you know. I could probably tell you a little bit about them."
Dipper pondered on it as they continued their walk. "Sure, why not?" he finally agreed.
"Plus I could totally be your sexy tour guide." A beat of silence made Bill look over, only to see Dipper blushing and scratching his nose. He quickly poked into Dippers' head only to blush himself. He looked down, squeezing the hand in his own. "Oh my god Pinetree; you nerdy, kinky shit."
Dipper blushed harder. "Stop it, I felt you poke in, don't look at my thoughts... I-I know they're bad, asshole."
"I mean... When you react like that, of course I do, I have to. Plus, I wouldn't mind sucking you off in the restrooms in that skimpy tour guide outfit you just imagined."
"Bill!"
"You'll have to work up to me calling you Daddy though."
"BILL!"