Sickeningly Sweet

By: AtomicKokoro

Storyline

When things go wrong with a magic remote, Mikado and Masaomi are stuck with whole new bodies in the Children's show My Little Pony.

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Before You Read

Last chapter, Izaya was introduced. Let's see what happens now!

And sorry for the long time to update. I was inspired to do other stories. But, now that's out, here you go! Nother Chapter!

Also, in the chapter Shinra and Celty were first introduced, I said Shinra had a cutie mark. I'm changing that. He doesn't have one anymore.

On with the story!

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Chapter 10

Constellations – Part 1

"I have to," the blond insisted, pacing back and forth in the Library. "Izaya has one, so I gotta get one, too."

Every Pony watched the colt pace back and forth, trying to think of things he was good at and things he wanted to do. Rainbow Dash sighed. "If I didn't know any better, I'd think you're in love with the guy."

"Shut up!" Masaomi snapped, then continued to pace. "Let's see... I'm good at sports...but not really. I'm pretty sexy...but I don't think that could count as a cutie mark. Maybe I can sing! Laaaa~!"

Every Pony covered their ears as Masaomi held his note. After realizing Masaomi wasn't going to shut up, Mikado shoved a hoof in his mouth and quieted that noise coming from his face. However, another noise rang on after Masaomi's mouth was shut. Everyone glanced at Pinkie Pie, who was holding a note of her own.

Once she realized that she was the only one singing, she stopped and glanced around, confused. "What? Why did every Pony stop?" No one replied.

Masaomi sat where he was, sighing. "This isn't fair. How come we don't have cutie marks, Mikado?"

Mikado shook his head. "Neither Celty nor Shinra have theirs, either. Izaya is the only one from Ikebukuro with a cutie mark, now that I think about it..."

Thought contorted Masaomi's face at the realization. "You're right," he muttered. "I wonder why so..."

Suddenly, the door swung open and there was a loud holler; "Every Pony take cover!"

Everyone watched as two Stallions galloped into the Library, full speed, one fully black and the other in a white lab coat, and hid under the table, panting heavily. All the Ponies around the table glanced under it and blinked.

"I-za-ya-kun..."

Mikado and Masaomi's eyes went wide with terror as they slowly turned to each other. "Oh, no..."

Suddenly, a large, strong Pony burst into the library, snorting angrily and stomping a hoof agreesively. "Izaya!" he bellowed. "What have you done to me?"

All of the Ponies screamed and scattered, trying to avoid the enraged Stallion. Applejack backed into a corner and whipped around. The Pony was bigger than Big Macintosh. He was the size of, well, a horse!

"It's Shizuo Heiwajima!" Mikado gasped.

Masaomi clung to Rainbow Dash for dear life, almost sobbing. "Oh, shit!" he cried. "We're all going to die!" Rainbow Dash tried to pull him from her, but failed miserably and just let him cling, but not without a huff to blow her bangs into the air.

Some of the Ponies whimpered, hiding as best they could. Fluttershy glanced around for a moment, terror and worry written on her face, before she turned to Shizuo and focus her gaze, trotting up to him. "Hey, you!" she growled, standing between Shizuo and Izaya.

"Not a good idea..." Masaomi whimpered, although Fluttershy didn't hear him.

Shizuo blinked at the power-yellow Pegasus, cocking an eyebrow. "Yeah, you!" Fluttershy snapped. "Don't be such a bully! Can't you see you're scaring everyone in this room? Don't yell! This is a Library!" Shizuo stared at her, something like surprise or confused on his expression. Fluttershy gulped and back down a step. "...If you don't mind..."

Shizuo stared at her, long and hard. The more Twilight stared, the more she realized Shizuo looked a lot like Masaomi...or was it the other way around? Encouraged by Fluttershy's speech, she also stepped forward and stood beside her friend. "Listen," she said. "We don't know what's going on either. Iza, Shi, Kida, and Ryū don't know what's going on, either. They didn't want to be here, but they were brought here by a magic remote."

There was more confusion. "Magic re..." Then, realization dawned on the large Pony (who could probably be classified as a Horse). "I-zaya!"

With that, Izaya peeked out from under the table and beamed. "I swear, I had nothing to do with it." He yanked Shinra out from the darkness, who ended up falling on his stomach. "If you're going to blame someone, blame him. He's the one who pressed the re-channel button and brought us here."

Shinra went silent, totally not paying attention to what Izaya was saying, until the words processed and he slowly looked up. Shizuo trotted up and stared heavily down on Shinra. Shinra smiled sheepishly, jumped up to his feet and bowed to the best of his ability. "I apologize."

Suddenly, Shinra was in the air. "You stupid idiot!" Shizuo yelled as Shinra flew through the air and landed on the second floor, dazed and probably unconscious. There was a long pause, then Shizuo sat where he was and sighed. "Can I have a cigarette?" Everyone stared at Shizuo for a long moment until he got the message. "Please tell me you're kidding..."

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"Shouldn't we help Twilight fix her library?" Rainbow Dash asked, watching Ponyville from her home in the clouds.

Masaomi was lying on the cloud, burying his face in the softness of it. "No," his muffled voice muttered from the cloud. "My life has just been ruined. Shizuo is here, Izaya is here, and I'll be damned if anyone else shows up."

"You swear an awful lot for a Pony," the rainbow Pegasus muttered, sitting beside the sulky Masaomi.

Masaomi rolled on his back and sighed exasperatedly. "My life has just been ruined," he repeated. "I go to a whole other dimension and that Izaya bastard manages to follow me here, too." He rolled onto his side and whimpered. "I wish I could have peace and quiet for just a week..."

Rainbow Dash raised her eyebrows in sympathy and sighed. "Maybe we should get the other girls together and take a vacation or something," she suggested.

The blond Pony rolled onto his back and stared at the sky. "I don't know," he muttered. He rolled onto his side so he was facing Rainbow Dash. He brushed a hoof along her cutie mark and sighed. "I just wish I knew what was wrong."

Rainbow Dash stood up to get away from Masaomi's touch and walked to the edge of the cliff. "Don't worry about it. Everything will fix itself with time."

Masaomi leaned up to a sit and shook his mane. It was getting longer, faster than he was used to. Way faster. He wanted to get it cut, but getting the peace, the temper, and the time to do it was almost impossible now. Maybe he would give himself a quick cut the next time he visited Mikado at Sweet Apple Acres. There was no way he was going to Rarity's; she would just make it perfect. He would be there for hours; the last thing he wanted.

"What the hay is that?"

The blond Pony pulled his hoof away from his mane and glanced at Rainbow Dash, who was looking to the mountains. He got to his feet and walked to her side, staring at the mountains. Something was coming; large, purple, and loud. He could hear it roar.

It small so it was still ways away, but it was coming in the direction of Ponyville, if it wasn't stopping at Canterlot first. "We have to tell the others!" Rainbow Dash and Masaomi gasped in unison, turning to each other.

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It was the last thing she would have considered a sport to watch, but it was too hilarious to not watch.

Applejack and Mikado sat beside each other (Pinkie Pie was directly behind them, watching past their shoulders), the colt holding popcorn they shared. Before them, Shizuo chased Izaya in circles, Shinra and Celty chasing him to try to calm him down. Shizuo had already demolished Applejack's Apple Stand along with any signs and railings around the Town Square.

The damage was unbelievable.

After a few moments of mindless watching, Fluttershy walked onto the scene, ears back and legs shaking as though she were about to overcome a fear. "Um," she whispered. "are you sure you should just be watching? Shouldn't we be trying to stop them?"

Mikado shook his head. "No," he warned. "Shizuo is the strongest stallion in Ikebukuro. You can't stop him, not with Izaya still around."

"Ooh!" Pinkie Pie gasped. "They must be really great friends! They play tag every time they see each other!"

Mikado's face-hoofed.

When he looked again, Izaya was running straight for them. Each Pony yelped and tried to jump to their feet but were too late. Izaya leaped over them in one pound and disappeared into the alley behind them. The Ponies turned and stared down the alley until Pinkie Pie turned back and gasped.

The rest turned back. Shizuo was on a full out sprint, appearing as though he was expecting the Ponies to move. They did, but as they were scrambling away, Applejack dropped her hat. "Ah, shit!" she snapped, not realizing a curse word slipped, and she returned for her hat.

Shizuo hadn't noticed Applejack was back in his path again, but an equally large stallion noticed. A huge red streak shot from the side and tackled Shizuo to the ground. They both collapsed and slid across the ground. Applejack gasped and blinked, waiting for her vision to focus. "B-Big Mac?"

It was probably the second time he saved her from these newcomers.

Big Macintosh and Shizuo both slid to their feet and stared at each other. Shizuo stared at the red stallion for a moment and sighed. Applejack slid her hat back on and Mikado and Pinkie Pie joined her. Fluttershy was in the air and planned to remain there until further notice.

Before anything could be settled, Rainbow Dash and Masaomi flew in from the sky and landed (although, Masaomi more crash landed and skidded to between Mikado's feet). Rainbow Dash panted for a heavy moment, trying to get out the words; "Big...Coming...Trouble...!"

Masaomi jumped to his feet, panic and alarm written all over. His wings were flapping wildly despite he was on the ground and he could stand still for a minute. "Something's coming!" he gasped. "Something big! Something purple!"

Possibly hearing the commotion, Twilight Sparkle galloped the street, almost out of breath herself, Spike following up beside her. "What?" she gasped. "What's going on?"

"Giant!" Rainbow Dash yelled, using her hooves to gesture. "Huge! It's coming! We saw it from the clouds! It's still a little far away, but it's coming!"

There was a small moment of panic, no one knowing how to react. Fluttershy came down from the sky and Izaya stepped out of his hiding spot in the alley across from them. Then, Spike's cheeks blew up and he burped loudly, a green mist coming out from his mouth. Mikado and Masaomi were almost disgusted when a letter formed from the mist and Twilight caught it with the magic of her horn.

"Dear Twilight," she read. "There has been terrible news. An...Ursa Major?"

All the Ponies (save for the newcomers) gasped and folded their ears back. Shinra glanced around, looked at Celty, then turned to Twilight. "Ursa Major?" he repeated. "What-"

"Giant bear thing that is suuper viscous and will eat all of Ponyville!" Pinkie Pie explained, almost talking twenty miles a minute. "Every single on of us!"

"And if we don't stop this creature in time," Twilight panted, panic taking over. "it will destroy Equestria."

Masaomi took two steps, trying to keep his knees from buckling out from underneath him, then glanced at Mikado. His face was expressionless, his jaw slightly open. Masaomi knew that look. It was the look when Mikado was about to do something stupid. "Which way?" the pepper asked.

"Oh, no, you don't!" Masaomi snapped, standing in front of Mikado and glaring at him. Mikado stepped back. "You are not doing what I think you are going to do."

"We have to stop it," Mikado insisted, stepping forward. "If we don't, it's all over!"

Masaomi inhaled and pursed his lips.

Then, in a knowing manor, Izaya stepped forward. "Oh, I know," he said slyly. Shizuo glared at Izaya, who ignored him and turned to Twilight, eyes sparkling with mischief. "Why not the Elements of-" He cleared his throat to keep himself from making an unnecessary noises. "-Harmony...?"

"The what?" Masaomi and Mikado exchanged glances.

Twilight dropped her head in thought, then sighed. "He's right. Iza's right. The Elements of Harmony is the only way."

Shinra glanced at Celty, as though listening to something, then turned back. "Celty wants to hear the rest of the letter."

Twilight nodded then read the letter again. "An Ursa Major was awoken from it's sleep by a mysterious Pony. The Ursa Major will destroy Equestria if it isn't stopped. I'm counting on you Ponies to stop the Ursa Major. You stopped the Ursa Minor, so I trust you can do this. Signed, Princess Celestia."

"Talk about expectations," Masaomi muttered. "That things is huge! And we're talking Godzilla here."

Suddenly, the ground began to shake lightly. "It's almost here!"

Twilight stomped a hoof. "We need to defend Ponyville!" she demanded. "Rainbow Dash. Go to Canterlot and retrieve the Elements of Harmony. Mikado, I'm depending on you and your...friends to help us defend Ponyville until Fluttershy gets back."

"B-But," Fluttershy stammered. "I can't stay here!"

Everyone exchanged unsure looks. Fluttershy wasn't as fast as Rainbow Dash. Suddenly, Twilight got an idea. "Gather up all the animals," she told Fluttershy. "Keep them out of the Ursa Major's way, until we defeat him." Fluttershy nodded, then galloped away towards the wildlife areas to gather the animals.

"Shizuo," Shinra said, trotting to his side. "You and Big Macintosh are our muscle here. I think you guys should see what you can throw at him, but don't destroy Ponyville, okay?"

"Good idea," Twilight said. "Go on. Applejack. Ryū. See what you can do to help. Kida, you are our only flying support right now. Remain in the air and always keep an eye on him. Use the clouds to your advantage. Cel, go see if you can get Zecora to mix up some brew to distract the Ursa Major and drive it away from Ponyville. Iza, Pinkie, stick with me. I'll be using my magic to distract it while the others take it down. Got it? Alright. Everyone, let's go."

Everyone nodded and headed off in their own direction, except for one Pony. "B-But," Shinra whimpered, realizing he wasn't given any instructions. "What do I do?"

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Rarity, the only Pony who didn't realize a threat was coming, was busy sowing her next dress. "This will be fabulous," she sang, shaking her mane pridefully. "I really should design something for the boys. They have almost nothing to wear should the occasion rise up. The undershirt was too frilly for Kida and Ryū's tie seemed to tight. Honestly, where did they pick up those ridiculous outfits."

She walked into the backyard to fetch another basket of gems when she noticed a rainbow shoot across the sky. She tilted an eyebrow. "Rainbow Dash?" she questioned to herself. "I wonder why she is in such a hurry." Not noticing the shaking of the ground, she turned and walked back into her boutique to continue her job.

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Back in Sweet Apple Acres, the four Ponies had managed to gather some heavy looking, if not big, objects and stacked them all in the cart. "We have to hurry," Applejack said, pulling on her harrness. "This cart is so heavy, all four of us might need to pull it."

Shizuo scoffed and tested it's weight. "Nah," he muttered. "I can do this myself." He lifted the harness onto his shoulders and began to trot like he was carrying nothing.

Applejack and Big Macintosh's eyes were went, jaws low, while Mikado just scoffed. "Show off," he muttered and walked after Shizuo, Applejack and Big Mac eventually following.

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Twilight burst into the library, Spike, Izaya, and Pinkie Pie following after. "Spike," she gasped. "Where's my book on distraction spells?"

Spike was already on the top shelf, pulling a orange-spine book out. "Uh, 'Book of Magical Distractions for All Creatures, Big and Small'?"

"That would be it," Twilight said, taking the book with her magic and setting it on the table. She flipped open the pages and searched through the Table of Contents. "Ursa Major, Ursa Major, Ursa Major...Ah, ha!"

Izaya and Pinkie Pie exchanged looks (Pinkie Pie giggling when she met Izaya's red orbs) and read over Twilight's shoulder as she read. "The Ursa Major is usually distracted by small, shiny objects that reflect light at almost any time. They also enjoy soft played music and warm milk...?"

Izaya chuckled. "Perfect."

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Celty arrived at Zecora's home not to long after. The shaking was getting worse and the roar louder. She burst into the house and looked at Zecora, who's eyes simply went wide.

Then, Celty realized something. She couldn't talk to Zecora without Shinra there. And where was Shinra anyway?

The headless horse stood for a moment until Zecora realized the problem. "Oh, dear," she simply whispered.

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Masaomi stood on the cloud, watching Rainbow Dash vanish in the distance. He tore his eyes away from Canterlot and watched the Ursa Major get closer. As it did, it appeared more like a giant bear and seemed bigger than Masaomi was expecting.

He gulped and rubbed his mane. The Ursa Major almost appeared to be rushing, as though it was coming without any stop, straight to Ponyville. It had a reason. Masaomi bit his lip. Was he over thinking it?

He shook his head and backed up a step. The Ursa Major was close now. So close, even the clouds were shaking with it's step. It could see Ponyville and Ponyville could see it.

Masaomi turned and signaled down below. On the ground, Twilight Sparkle was waiting. She waved back and Masaomi looked back and arched his back, ready to attack. Ready for the signal.

The Ursa Major was now here.

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After Notes

Oh, my Gosh! What will happen? Excited? I hope so.

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