"I'm not going to change in the man's lockers!"

"Well, that would be asking for trouble, Bro-, Kaien. But Kokegawa-san said she won't let you in the girl's one." Kiri answered me.

"Couldn't they simply have a genderless or unknown gender bathroom too?" a third voice asked. A what bathroom?

"What?" I turn to look. Long legs, bloomers, school shirt, pink hair, green eyes... "Lala? What are you doing here!"

"Your mom said is bad for a Sekirei to be away from her's Ashikabi, so she enrolled me in this school." She smiled happily. "Human schools are funny though. No high-tech computers or labs, and teachers that don't know complex calculus or anything..." She put her finger in her chin and turned her head cutely.

"Mother, huh? which one?" Kiri asked. I bet was Matsu-kaa-san.

"What kind of question was that? How can you have more than ONE mother?" another voice asked.

"Well Kaien-chan have LOTS of them! His father ha-" I cover Lala's mouth and drag her off. I changed schools to keep that a secret, and try to have a normal school life, no sense in letting her ruining my chances.

"Lala-san, people on earth don't know about aliens or magic stuff! And dad's harem or MBI stuff too. Don't talk about it in front of normal people!" I kind of whisper/scold her.

"Didn't they told in TV about you turning into a girl?" She asked innocently, "How could they don't know about aliens?"

Good point, really. "Well don't tell them you're one, and about our family too." I conceded.

"I told them we're living together." She pressed her fingers together. Damn her for being so cute, one can't even feel angry at her and don't feel bad for it.

"Huh." Figures the glances I keep receiving all day. That or is the fact that I have breasts now.

"Just don't tell them about MBI or moms. Let's go back."

...

So, you can use the girls's room as long is empty? Sucks to be you. What is that you keep looking at?"

"Sis received a love letter." Arika observed. Since when I'm SIS? Can't I be Bro, even if in sis body?

"There is a match for everyone, but I believe mine is female." I stress the gender, maybe I could get my point across.

"And named Haruna?" Kiri asks.

"Just 'cause you can't find a girlfriend don't complain about I having one."

"Yeah bro, keep acting like that and you'll never find one." Arika agreed. "So, who is the one who gave you the letter? Saruyama? He look like someone who would pull something like that." Arika-nee turns to me annoyed.

"Since when she is your girlfriend, and what about Lala?"

I ignore his smartass comment and open the envelope, and look for the signature with each of my siblings over my shoulders. "Yasuna? Wasn't that the girl who turned you down before you reacted to Haruna-chan?" Sister asked. "So that's why, right? She swing the other way." Kiri observes, to receive a slap on his ear from nee-chan. At least now it makes sense...

"And one more Emiya is in a love triangle... Why am I NOT surprised? Oh right! 'Cause Root sure love to screw us!" Arika mock-exclaimed.

"Love triangle, if you don't count Lala! Love polygon and if it keeps this pace, future harem in a few time." kiri observes.

"I don't think I'm THAT lucky, especially considering I'm in a girl's body."

"You never complained when you were peeking at Kei and Fuuko or Keiko and Karin..." Kiri said. In front of Arika-nee no less.

"Well, they're born as girls and I was as a boy." I try to change the subject, lest Arika-nee decide to punish me.

"I heard about you peeking, and if I ever caught you peeking at me you're dead. Let's go find our sisters to get the helicopter to Kamikura..." We stop in front of their school.

"Is that what you need? Why don't you just teleport there?" Lala asked. Teleport? According to dad stories, caster could pull that off, but we?

"And how do you pretend to 'simply teleport' Lala-san? That stuff only happens in movies." Or with Grandpa Zel involved, Kiri, you just forgot about him.

"I have a gadget that could do it. Here!" She pulled some sort of bracelet, resembling more a magic item than a high tech gadget. Now I understand that saying about 'sufficient advanced technology...'.

"Is that safe?" Arika-nee asked?

"Of course it is! I came here this way!"

"Hey nii-san, nee-chan! Why are you here?" As always, Kumako doesn't know the meaning of 'normal' volume.

"We're spending the weekend in Kamikura, but your memory keeps wolthing nothing." Gekkou responded. I snicker at my otouto trying to appear noble-like and maiming a language.

"Rea~ady or not..."

"Lala no!"

"Here we go!"

... Somewhere else ...

"Why do you waste your time with that pervert?"

"He is kind of nice, you only have to get to know him, erm her better, Kotegawa-san."

"I bet he asked to be transformed into a girl to get in our lockers!"

"I doubt," Another girl intervened. "Boys are kind of proud of their junk you know? Besides don't they have p*rn magazines for that?"

"But if he is one of those Emiya freaks I heard some rumors about, that is little compared to what they could-"

*POOF* ~ *CRASH*

We appeared in a heap of limbs and knocked the three girls that were still in the locker, I found myself face first in Haruna-chan's naked bosom, with Kotegawa-san pressing her underwear clad bottom at my back. And I am naked! Totally and completely naked!

"When, where, no, how did we?" Arika rapidfired questions back and forth? "My... clothes? My... My, MY CLOTHES!"

Uh oh.

"I. want. my. clothes. back." She hissed between teeth's. Everyone except Lala, even the ones unaccustomed to her, backed down immediately, unconcerned about nudity, their survival instincts screaming louder... "NOW!"

"Are you mad at me?" Arika simply eyed Lala sideways, her fiercely enraged green eyes, meeting those innocent, tearful ones. Her crossed arms untightened a bit, and her expression softened a little.

"Did you made it on purpose?" She fixed eye contact on the slighter short rosette.

"No, I just forgot to input the destination..." Lala appeared to shrink on herself.

"Then I forgive you. This time only." She turned, picked a uniform shirt and a bloomer in one of the open lockers, dressed and sits regally (much like her mother) to wait for her clothes back...