I cursed the root, though THIS time I'm not sure if it is HIS fault (I sincerely HOPE it's a HE, if it's a SHE, well considering my history with woman...).

I cradle the girl, woman, ALIEN in my arms and try to get inside the house, and find Chiho, and considering calling mom. I tried my best, Avalon included to save the lady in my arms, and she appeared to be somewhat recovered, but you never know with natives of other planets...

Someone is going to be fired. And fired on! I told them to turn off the auto-ASACT (Anti Spacecraft Auto Cannon Technology) after the fiasco with king Gid, but they never listen to me in the higher ups of the government. Oh no! Is better to fire any approaching spacecraft and make more enemies for earth.

So while taking a little walk in the garden, I see a spacecraft falling on my garden (Luckly, not hitting any of my sons, son and daughter now, this time), and having a breakdown. And someone was crying for help.

I never refused an innocent cry for help.

I see Uzume while entering the house, and she at looking at the girl cradled in my arms, snark at me: "When, darl-"

"Sorry dear, SHH-2, snark later, please find Chiyo and get her to the infirmary!" I cut her, and she departs to find our shared lover.

I enter the infirmary (I made sure to place it near the entrance door, just in case), and place the girl in a bed, Chiyo, who was in another treating a few scratches looks curiously and knowingly at me.

"SHH-2" I said simply, and she get her medical supplies.

"I will have to do. Mikado-san got out to Okiwana for a few herbs..." She said while making a few exams.

"I called your mother. Who is Mikado-san? The name sounds familiar..."

"The nurse you hired! Or did mothers tried to erase your memory of outsider girls again?"

"Oh. The nurse. Well, your mothers try to keep me as far as possible to any woman not in my harem... My pornomancer skills to be blamed." I mumble the last part.

"Oh yeah," She giggle at my sheepishness. "the pornomancer skills. Lorelei-kaa-san told us, that in clock tower there is a said 'if Akasha is a woman, Shirou Emiya is her master'. Not completely untrue, if the Shinra's parentage is to be believed, not that I think Reiko was lying."

I laugh at that. "Well he is Shirou Emiya too, right?"

Chiho enters the door, and bonks my head. "Silence in infirmary, honey. Dear, what is the situation?"

"SHH-2, She was stabilized, but is to be watched for adverse reactions to earth's mana, od, and general environment."

…

I awake in a beautiful room. Probably in that heaven dad told me about, for the last thing I remember, was being dragged out of my burning spaceship by an angel with white-streaked red hair and the kindest golden eyes I ever saw.

Now I am in a room of light blue, with glassy windows, and white curtains, and out there one of those beaches like father told me about in his stories. I wake up, and a beautiful woman clad in white at my side talk to me:

"Easy there sweetie, you've being unconscious for almost two days."

"Is this heaven? Where is the angel who saved me?" I said, not yet fully awake.

"And she was not even conscious, damned pornomancy!" She grumbles. Damned what?

"What?" I ask numbly.

"I think you were hallucinating..."

"Uh." I couldn't keep the disappointment out of my voice. He was so handsome, yet so cute. I must've blushed cause my caretaker grumbled some more, something that sounded like tying someone for punishment, and Miya's gear.

Must be a terran's stuff. "Please to meet you, my name is Mizuho Kazami." I bow in my seated position, but once back up my head spin like crazy.

"Chiho Emiya. Welcome to the Earth, Kazami-san. Rest for a bit, I will get you something to eat."

...

I go assault the kitchen, and Gil calls me on it, closing the fridges door little time after I opened. "Lunch will be ready in one hour and forty minutes, no soon, no less, eating before that will ruin your appetite."

"Yet, you could be a bit more polite about it." I glare at him.

"You are not intimidating anyone." He towers above me easily, for I spend most of my adolescence on a bed. Kazehana-chan calls me tiny, but I prefer pettit. "I am the ruler of the kitchen, if not of the house. The faker build the estates, but I am the one who maintains them. And tasting my cook is a privilege that can't admit being spoiled-"

I simply igned his speech going to raid the fridge again. "Is not for me, is for Kazami-san, the girl Shirou-kun have rescued the other day..."

"I still can't believe the faker is getting another wife. I hope he is at least satisfied with the number of kids. If you got more, I will definitely need help. And don't even start with the 'you have the prinni-', Stop leaving me alone when I talk!"

I couldn't suppress my giggles. But my happiness was short lived, for as I entered the infirmary, Shirou, MY Shirou was talking with Kazami-san.

"... and we have a lot of kids too. They're a bit energetic, but very nice guys once you get to know them."

"Sounds nice. I got a little sister, but always imagined how is like to have a large family." She smile cutely while blushing. He is doing it again, and not even trying dammit! It was the same with Luvia! She came for a visit, talks for an afternoon, have tea, she stays for a week, and the next time I asked when she was going back to england she decided to marry him!

No, I will not let it happen. "Honey? Met Kazami-san already?"

"Yes Chiho-chan." He kiss me on the lips, forcing me to cling of my anger with all my might. "Is there something wrong?"

"Gil was giving me a speech. I think I've heard Saber calling you, better not leave her waiting..."

Darling leaves, and I turn to our guest, a smile reminiscent of my daughter gracing my lips. "Look, I know how handsome is he, how charming, utterly kind ans loving he is... but he is set! He have enough wives as it is, and we do not need an outsider to start joining our family!"

"I, I, I was just talking." She embrace her legs, trying to appear smaller. "I meant no harm."

"You all start talking. Then you want to touch, then kiss, then you go to bed with him..." She turn red, but I don't relent, "And then you want to marry. I saw that many times. .!"

"You really love him. And I can see why..."

"That is the problem, every woman can see why." I let my head fall in my hands, and drop on the bed. "He spend time with all of us, as much as he can, but sometimes I feel he is neglecting himself, or pushing himself beyond his own limits to make us happy. And that makes me sad." She embrace me warmly. "I know how bad is to push your body beyond your limits, and I don't want that to no one. I know he mean well, but I can't help but worry for him...I don't want to go through this, never again... Uzume-chan was enough..."

"Shh. I understand... I understand..." She made circling motions on my back...

I was trying to break her, but I was the one who broke.