Keiko paced back and forth in a room for the unkeepth time.

"Come on! They're almost a week later in the delivery! My toys should have arrived already!"

Karin, who was in her bed, messing in her tablet, just lifted her face a bit. "Pent-up frustration? I'm sure I can help with that… fufufu." Her glasses misted and reflected light, but Keiko cut her short.

"Can you check the status of the deli-"

"For the seventeenth time this hour, sis. Still in production."

"Can't be that difficult, can it?"

"You made weapon designs out of your favorite games, sneaked into dad's study and used his computer to send them to MBI's most remote production line, and since then, you're having been stressing over it… There are really other things to think about, you know?" Karin chuckled.

"Stop snarking! You sound like Kyon! And you lecturing me about a one-track mind isn't the pot calling the kettle black?" She stood defiantly.

"I have a two track mind actually… I think about gadgets, AND 'fun stuff'!" Karin answered proudly.

"Screw you!" Keiko exploded.

"Yes please!" Karin cheered.

"AAAARRRRGHH!" The darker redhead almost ripped her ponytail off in frustration. "Forget the secrecy! I'm calling then! Karin, can you still do that voice warp trick?"… "Karin?" She called once more, still without response, 'cause her sister was out in her bed, with eyes glazed over, and mist coming out of her mouth.

"You perverted…" She snarled and caught the phone, dialing the code for an external call, and the number in her desk.

"Hello, goddess attendance hotline. What do you wish?" A sultry voice which would be more fitting to an erotic hotline answered. Am I some sort of pervert-magnet? And goddess! Talk about a god complex.

"What I wish is my own unlimited armory, as I already ordered, and if you oh so willingly to serve, you could also come as a bonus to keep it clean and tidy…"

A silent pause followed, and Keiko nodded absentmindedly, 'at least looks like she understood' he huffed proudly.

"Wish accepted." The same voice answered.

To be continued…

Yes, I'm giving Keiko MORE firepower! But she will be a CG. Now can you picture Shirou's reaction to the goddess? Or Shirou's wives at that?

Keiko's armory will be a halfway UBW, halfway GoB.