A/N: This is my set of drabbles for the DMHG Challenge over on LiveJournal. Each month we are given a prompt word, and all submissions must be Dramione-centric and exactly 100 words.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter universe or franchise nor do I make any money off of these.
April 2012 Prompt: practical joke
Title: Practicals
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: fornicating images, stupid humor
"Alright, which one of you did it?" Hermione was glaring around the Great Hall, brandishing her copy of Hogwarts: a History.
Her fellow students snickered, trying not to laugh at the fornicating House animals on the front cover, but none came forward.
Finally noting Draco's smug look, she demanded, "Change it back!"
"Eventually. In the meantime, that snake's very well hung; you could learn something by watching, or you could come to me for practicals." His eyebrow twitched suggestively.
They all laughed when he clutched his crotch after her stinging hex.
"Too bad you'll be indisposed," she said, flouncing off.