" 'Cause tonight, is the night, for feeling alright, we'll be making love the whole night through. This one's for you, Gai-sensei! So I'm saving all my love, yes I'm saving all my love, yes I'm saving all my love for you!"

Neji slammed his head for the umpteenth time against the table.

"I told you I was sorry! I didn't think he'd take it that seriously!"

Ten-ten ignored him and waved to Lee.

"Go Lee!"

"No other woman, is gonna love you more!"

Naruto frowned, eyes squinted and arms folded

"But Lee's a man?"

"Just go with the song, Naruto-kun." Ten-ten advised, still ignoring Neji. "So, anyway, what was it that you wanted to talk to us about?"

Turning his back on the entirely too traumatizing sight of Lee belting out Whitney Houstan's 'Saving All My Love For You', Neji glanced at Naruto, tossing back a shot of some high class alcohol. Naruto had no idea in hell of what it was, but it tasted like arse and Neji had muttered something like 'pleb' when Naruto informed him so.

"Sasuke's a vampire and no-one believes me."

Ten-ten coughed and spluttered, slamming her glass down.

"Uh- what?"

"Uchiha-san is a vampire?"

"See! No-one believes me!"

Neji crossed his arms, leaning back against the seat and glancing over to where Kakashi and Gai were seated, Gai exuberantly cheering on Lee. Kakashi gave him a one-eyed smile.

"So, I just needed you to use your funny eye thingy to look in Sasuke's house when he's in there and see him do vampire-y stuff."

"My...funny eye thing?"

"Yeah. You know, the thing that Hinata can do too, that let's you peek at people and stuff."

"You want me to use my Byakugan, the oldest bloodline limit in Konoha, a highly guarded shinobi skill, to peek at Uchiha-kun in his house."

Naruto beamed at him.

Sasuke had no idea what the hell was going through Naruto's head, and most of the time he really didn't want to. What Naruto was doing at the moment though, was just ridiculous and borderline...well, something beyond completely stupid.

"Dobe, get your hands out of your pants."

"Oh, you'd like that wouldn't you? I know who you are, bastard."

"We're supposed to be sparring. How the hell are you going to spar with your hands covering up your god-damn arse?"

Kakashi chuckled behind his perverted book and waved a hand at them.

"Mah, let him do what his wants ok, Sasuke-chan? Perhaps it's training for when he can't use his hands in battle."

Sasuke sighed, debating whether or not to argue that if Naruto's hands were incapacitated, then he couldn't use his jutsu, namely the 'Kage Bunshin.' Not to mention that he wasn't much of a kicker. His entire fighting style mainly focused on punching sense into and/or knocking their lights out.

"Hn."

Sasuke took much pleasure in knocking Naruto to the ground as often as possible that day.

Kakashi grinned behind his book and took note of how many of those times resulted in Sasuke's front pressed against Naruto's back.

"Anything?"

"I can't believe I'm doing this."

"You challenged Lee to a singing contest. Of Whitney Houstan."

"I like Whitney Houstan."

"Are you sure you're straight?"

"Shut the fuck up, both of you. He's coming out."

Ten-ten and Neji turned to Kiba, the third of their little party.

"The shower's off. The hot water pipe squeaks when he turns it too fast."

Ten-ten blinked. Neji blinked. Akamaru whined.

"What? He wears really nice after-shave, ok? It smells good."

Neji resolutely turned back around, deciding to ignore the last five minutes of his life. He'd been doing that a rather lot recently. Things used to be much more simple before he met Naruto.

"Byakugan!"

Ten-ten leaned forward eagerly, notebook in hand. Inside was a list of things Naruto said that Sasuke would do that would prove he was a vampire. He also warned that vampires had heightened senses during the night, so he could be cautious of spies. It might take a couple nights to get all the proof.

"Anything?"

"I seriously can't believe I'm doing this."