A/N: This is my set of drabbles for the DMHG Challenge over on LiveJournal. Each month we are given a prompt word, and all submissions must be Dramione-centric and exactly 100 words.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter universe or franchise nor do I make any money off of these.


April 2013 Prompt: Weasley Wizard Weezes

Title: Pink Is the New Craze

Rating: PG

Warnings: silly humour


"Have you seen this nonsense? Biggest prank I've ever seen."

"Well, it is funny."

"At least we're safe. I'm going to shower for dinner. Rossini's?"

She nodded, smirking.

X X X

"You turned my hair pink!"

"It's a good look for you."

"Change it back."

"Can't. It will wear off by tomorrow."

She gave him a provocative smile.

"And after dinner you can discover what other hair has turned pink."

His eyes narrowed, then widened in horror. He fled back to the bathroom.

"My balls!"

Hermione sighed. None of her plans based on WWW products ever quite came out the way she hoped.