A/N: This is my set of drabbles for the DMHG Challenge over on LiveJournal. Each month we are given a prompt word, and all submissions must be Dramione-centric and exactly 100 words.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter universe or franchise nor do I make any money off of these.
August 2013 Prompt: It's a dragon.
Title: Shape of a Dragon
Rating: R
Warnings: sexual innuendo, bad puns, horrible fairy-tale reference
"That was a lovely dinner. So glad our friends showed up to wish us well on our tenth anniversary," Draco says, smiling.
"The gifts were nice."
Draco pulls Hermione to him in a close embrace. "You haven't opened my gift." He quirks an eyebrow and makes a small, seductive smirk.
"No, I haven't. Let me remedy that," she says with a return smile. Knowing what he means, she dismisses their robes.
And blinks.
"Why is your thong in the shape of a dragon?"
He leers. "The better to capture your treasure, my dear."
She slaps a pillow over his head.