DarkFoxKit: Hey everyone, sorry if the updates are slow again. We haven't really been in a Pokemon mood lately… Especially since we've been working on another fanfiction lately.
Key2DestNE: Now we know what you're all thinking, that we're just going to stop updating this. But no, we're not- we still have a bunch of backup chapters, and when we're done with what we're working on right now, we'll go straight back to this and another of our fanfictions! For right now, it's just wrapping up one 'series' well enough that we have time to work on everything else.
DarkFoxKit: Yes indeed, and you don't want writers to be forced to work on a story, since it won't be as good as when we write with our hearts and passion, so no need for rushing. And at any case, this part of the story will have more Mew in it, I'm sure most of you miss Mew.
Key2DestNE: Oh, they DEFINITELY miss her… *grumbles* I've gotten so many virtual letters asking for her to come back, it's ridiculous! And that's from ONE person… sheesh…
DarkFoxKit: Yes… well, I can almost guarantee you guys will be seeing a lot of Mew here, so much you might get sick of her! *gives a sweet smile* Anyway, we don't want to keep you guys hanging so, onto the story!
Chapter 11: A Past of Friendship
When he reached room 3F, Ash opened the door, looking around. "... Hello?"
"*Yawn* Who are you looking for, Ashy?" A flash of pink light materialized in front of the boy, shaping into Mew.
Ash frowned a bit, still glancing around. "That… that kid- in the wallet he gave me, there was a note saying to meet here. But… why would he do that?" He paused, then blinked. "...More importantly, why am I GOING there?"
"I think that kid is… well, I think you'll find out soon." Mew said as she floated around her child's head.
Ash sat on a bed while waiting. Then he frowned, glancing up at Mew as a thought occured to him. "Memma… what happened between you and the other legendary Pokemon? Why is there a rebellion going on? What do you know about Shadow Pokemon? What's the region of Orre? I have so many questions and yet you never answer them. And since we're waiting…" He shrugged. "You can answer them, right?"
Mew sat down on Ash's lap as she turned to him, "... I suppose I do owe you an explanation or two… Alright, what do you want to know first, Ash?" She didn't call him 'Ashy', so he knew she was being serious.
The boy paused for a moment before sighing. "I…" He paused again, before looking Mew in the eye. "...I want to know what this whole rebellion is about, and why it happened… I thought you and the other legendary Pokemon were on good terms…"
Mew sighed as she crossed her arms and closed her eyes as if remembering what had happened before. "... It was about… 50 years ago… Some of the legendaries were starting to do something I deemed unnatural, and I was very against it…"
Ash blinked, looking at the Pokemon on his lap in curiosity. "What's that, Memma?"
The pink legendary cat gave him a smile… Not a happy or a humorous one, but a rather regretful one. "... They began adopting humans as their children or siblings, and I detested them for it."
Ash's eyes widened in shock. "W-wait, what!?" He looked at his Memma in shock, and his jaw dropped. "As in… they started making… Children of Legendaries? Like…" He gulped. "Like you and me?"
Mew gave a sigh and nodded. "Yes, like you and me… The only difference is that they wanted to make their human children or siblings more like themselves… and they began creating hybrids. Every human hybrid that was chosen by a Legendary Pokemon will always be a shiny form, and the reason is because a human and Legendary Pokemon hybrid is… beyond special and nothing short of a miracle, the shiny and alternate colors are a way to mark that."
Ash crossed his arms, beginning to frown. "And this caused the rebellion? You not accepting their love for their adopted children… or siblings?"
Mew shook her head, her head lowering in shame. "No, it would take something more than that to start a rebellion… but I suppose it was what caused many of them to start disliking and doubting me and my judgement. And they're right- I had no right to judge them and treat them like dirt just because of their love for their humans. … The cause of the rebellion came from another Legendary Pokemon- they started telling the others how I'm too playful and not fit to be the 'big cheese' around here. And soon the rumors became harsher, saying how I'm too cruel, too judgemental, too insensitive and only care for myself rather than others…" She seemed to have paused here.
Ash blinked, startled by the rumors. "Wait- they said you're cruel? But Memma, you're not-" He blinked, a pink paw covering his mouth. "...Memma?"
"I believe I heard you and Storm calling my 'Mew Games very cruel' before." Mew sighed. "But we'll get to that later. Anyway… it were those rumors that made some Pokemon challenge me to a battle, hoping to take away my title as 'the big cheese', or the Guardian of the World as I prefer to call it. Of course, I had to fight to defend myself… They were not easy to beat, but I managed to survive against their onslaught, but I may have fought too hard because some of them ended up badly injured… Their trust in me shattered more and more… and about 10 years ago, I heard that a group of unknown Legendaries were gathering together to form a rebellion to either kill or enslave me. Because I don't know who's on my side, I find it hard to trust any Legendary Pokemon."
"..." Ash was just in shock. "Y…you… you hurt them that badly? But Memma… that's not like you at all…"
"I was being attacked by more than one Legendary Pokemon, Ash. I was fighting for my life, holding back would've only gotten me killed." She sighed before speaking up again. "And… there's something else I need to tell you… this happened about 7 years ago… Just before I found and adopted you, Ash… I ran into a Victini and a Shaymin, along with their children."
The young boy hesitated, sensing a certain emotion in his mother's words. "...What happened?" he cautiously asked. "Were they…. part of the rebellion?"
Mew gave him a sad smile, slowly speaking this time. "... They… well…"
Flashback
Mew was flying around Kanto, deciding to go back to Pallet Town since it was the cleanest place in the region- it was nice and quiet and had very few humans. The only thing that bothered her were that annoying and territorial Fearow Flock that migrate just outside of Pallet Town at this time of year, but they shouldn't be a problem for someone like her.
That's when she heard a squeal coming from the trees below. She was on the route that lead into the Viridian Forest… Mew shrugged, deciding it might be a youngling Pokemon by the sound of it's squealing. The pink cat wasn't heartless by any means, so she flew down into the forest, trying to find where the squealing was coming from… It didn't take her long to find something white and red stuck in a tree somewhere.
"HEEEEELP!" the Pokemon screamed. "SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS TREE!" It struggled a bit, trying to get out, and Mew chuckled, seeing how silly it looked. "H-huh?! Is someone there!?"
"Sounds like you got yourself stuck there little guy, how did you get in this tree anyway?" Mew chuckled, but inwardly she was curious… was this Pokemon a Victini? She couldn't really tell since she could only see its feet sticking out of the leaves.
The Pokemon paused for a moment. "...W-well, I…" It struggled a bit more, before reluctantly saying, "I'm… not used to flying… I got stuck in this tree… M-Memma's probably worried- can you help me get out?"
"Sure thing little one~ If you promise to play a game with me, I've been kinda bored and lonely." Mew said sweetly.
To her surprise, though, the Pokemon froze. "...W-wait… what Pokemon are you?" it cautiously asked. "A… are you Mew?"
Mew transformed into a Butterfree and took his little feet before pulling him. With a little 'PLOP', the bright white and red Pokemon was out. Mew/Butterfree's eyes widened seeing what it is. "You're… a young shiny Victini?"
The baby Victini sighed in relief, seeing his savior. "Y-yeah- Memma's probably worried. Thanks again, miss Butterfree!" He smiled innocently at her, waving happily before trying to fly off… and plopping straight into the ground. "Ow…"
"Wait, it looks like you can't fly on your own just yet. How about you let Auntie Butterfree help you out? I can teach you how to fly while making sure you don't fall or get stuck again." Mew/Butterfree offered, giving a small smile.
The Victini paused, gulping nervously. "N-no, I don't think you want to… Memma doesn't like me talking to strangers…" He glanced around. "You saving me was enough- thanks though, I gotta go find Shay-Shay before she gets into more trouble!" He started to walk off, though Mew/Butterfree could tell he was finding it a bit awkward to do so due to his tiny legs.
Sighing, Mew/Butterfree flew beside him as he tried to walk. "Um… a while back, you asked if I was a Mew… why?"
The tiny Victini shrugged as best as he could, looking around. "You wanted to play a game- and Memma tells me that if a Pokemon asks that, she's probably Mew." Mew/Butterfree blinked in surprise at his sudden angry tone when he said her name.
"Oh? … Your Memma seems to think very lowly of Mew… why is that? Wasn't Mew the one who made all of us and took care of this world for eons?" Mew/Butterfree herself was a little flustered at this child's early hatred towards her because of his Memma.
The tiny Victini shook his head, giving a stubborn pout as he crossed his arms. "Yeah, but Memma says she isn't fit to rule anymore- and she's right, Mew hurt my Memma badly once! She shouldn't have done that!"
"... But you never met Mew… And I'm sure whatever happened before, she was only defending herself because they were attacking her. Look, kid, I don't want you thinking poorly of the one who did everything she could to keep this world and everyone in it together and from falling apart just because of some misunderstanding." Mew/Butterfree said softly.
Before the small Victini could answer, a tiny hedgehog-like Pokemon with a bluish green grass on its back came running over and pouncing the small Victini! "Ha! I got ya this time!"
"WAH!" The Victini fell on his back, kicking his legs back and forth. "Shay-Shay, get offa me! We're not playing tag, you crazy girl!"
"I'm bored! I wanted to play today but I couldn't find you!" The little shiny Shaymin puffed, sticking it's- or apparently her- tongue out stubbornly.
Mew/Butterfree was surprised… first a shiny Victini and now a shiny Shaymin? And both in KANTO? This is too much of a coincidence… "Little ones, just where are your Memmas now?"
"Hmm? Who's the Butterfree?" Shaymin asked the Victini, tilting her head curiously.
The Victini shrugged, giving a bright smile at the 'Bug' type Pokemon. "She saved me from a tree after one of my Memma's Rounds! I dunno who she is other than that, though."
"... I was curious… are you children… humans too?" Mew/Butterfree asked them, looking serious. Two young shiny Legendary Pokemon that shouldn't be in this region… it's way too much of a coincidence.
The shiny Victini blinked before looking at the Mew/Butterfree suspiciously. "...Whyyyyyyyyy?" he asked slowly. "It shouldn't matter, should it?"
"... No… I suppose not. But… is it alright if I play with you kids until your Memmas get here? I'm just… lonely, so please?" Mew/Butterfree begged sadly, giving a small pout.
The Shaymin gave a bright smile, nodding. "Sure! It'll be fun to have another playmate! I even brought a Gracidea Flower with me in case I wanted to practice on my own flying lessons too!" Mew/Butterfree perked up, smiling a bit.
Victini sighed. "Oh… a-alright, I guess… but our Memmas are probably worried about us, Shay-Shay…"
The Shaymin twitched, glaring in irritation at the Victini. "Stop callin' me that, you meanie! You know that's not my name!" The Victini responded with a raspberry right in her face.
Mew/Butterfree smiled, floating back and forth. "Thanks!"
For about an hour, the three Pokemon seemed to have forgotten their awkwardness and were just playing. The Victini tried to fly a few times, but after the several crash landings, he finally decided not to for the moment. They played Hide-n-Seek together, they ate some yummy berries, and Mew/Butterfree did help the Victini try to fly a little better.
"Hey Butterfree…" The little Victini spoke up suddenly, surprising the Pokemon a bit.
"Yes? What is it, young Victini?" Mew/Butterfree asked, looking at him.
"Please forgive us, we haven't told you our names yet~" the small Shaymin said cheerfully.
Mew/Butterfree gave a smile, happy to have gain these two youngling's trust- maybe one day she can show her true self to them and have them see she's not as bad as they think she is. "Well… then what are they?"
The Shaymin giggled, bouncing up and down happily. "My name's Jayden!"
"And… I'm called… Dustin…" the white Victini said timidly-
*Flashback interrupted*
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone! … Those are the same names as the two Team Rocket elites that chased me down!" Ash spoke up in shock. "You can't mean they're the same ones, do you!?"
Mew sighed, looking at Ash sadly. "Well… what do you think?" she asked. "ARE they the same ones? You give me your own personal guess, Ash."
Ash frowned, shaking his head in disbelief before looking down at her. "... But… how… why…?"
"... Allow me to finish the story and you'll know." Mew sighed, crossing her arms.
"But wait… why did you hang out with them in the first place, Memma?" Ash asked her curiously.
"... Because…. I really was lonely… and I have become rather jealous of other Pokemon because of how they cared for their young ones so much, or their family. I think that's maybe… why the other Legendary Pokemon began adopting humans… We couldn't reproduce and we wanted a family of our own…" Mew explained sadly before looking up at him and giving him a smile. "And I guess after playing with them, I had wanted to adopt a human child of my own, but…"
"But you still don't like the idea of a human turning into a Pokemon hybrid?" Ash asked her, realizing why his Memma hadn't ever turned him into one like all the other Children of Legendaries.
The pink cat frowned at that, shaking her head. "No… not really- it's still unnatural to me… and, well… I promise, when I'm done I'll explain why I haven't done it to you in more detail…"
Ash nodded and waited for Mew to continue her tale.
*Flashback continue*
"It's very nice to meet you both~" Mew/Butterfree said happily to them.
Dustin gave a small smile before his ears perked up. "Mmm?" He turned to Jayden, giving an excited grin. "You hear that, Shay-Shay?! Those are our Memmas! I think they're close by!"
Mew/Butterfree frowned, she then began flying away, not wanting their Memmas to see her since they're most likely far more experienced and can easily see through her Transformation.
Jayden frowned, hopping up and pouncing Butterfree to the ground playfully. "Where're ya going, Butterfree? Didn't ya want to meet our Memmas?" She smiled. "They're really really nice!"
"No, I have bad experiences with Memmas who are protective of their children. I have to go." Mew/Butterfree said nervously.
Dustin blinked in confusion, glancing at Jayden. The little Shaymin glanced back, right before another female called out, "Dustin~ Where are you, sweetie?"
Mew/Butterfree began flapping her wings, almost using a weak Gust attack on them as she got the playful Shaymin off her. "I'm sorry, but I really have to go-"
But suddenly, a fast fireball tackled Mew/Butterfree right into a tree, pinning her! The fireball turned out to be an older and bigger yellow Victini. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SON, MEW!?" she roared, glaring angrily at the transformed cat.
"We were only playing!" Mew coughed as she was forced to turn back into her true form, right in front of the eyes of two children.
Dustin's jaw dropped, and so did Jayden's as their eyes widened. "N-no… no way…" He looked at the older Victini in shock. "Memma… that- that's Mew? But… she saved me-"
"Wait… you mean all this time… we… we were playing… with MEW!?" Jayden nearly fainted, her eyes wide in shock.
"P-please… I didn't put them… in a Mew Game… or anything. I was just… playing with them." Mew said softly, though it was hard for her to breath since the Victini was pinning her throat to the tree.
The Victini growled, narrowing her eyes dangerously. "I. Don't. Care. You are still a menace- and frankly, you don't DESERVE your position as the 'big cheese'! I'm only going to say this once. Stay AWAY from our kids!"
Mew hissed in pain and shut her eyes as she tried to use Psychic to push the Vicitini off her. After a couple minutes, she managed to throw the fiery fairy into another tree. "I don't want any trouble, Victini! I'm leaving now, so you don't have to attack me!"
The Victini growled, however, forming a fireball. "You're not getting away so easily! Shay, get over here, NOW! We're taking down this little pink menace once and for all for everything she's done to both humans and Pokemon so she has her fun!"
"Leave me alone! I only did what I had to do!" Mew yelled back as she formed a big pink psychic barrier around her body to protect herself from Victini's attacks.
The Victini hissed angrily, bashing the barrier many, many times in pure fury. "YOU CALL SEALING POKEMON'S HEARTS AWAY 'DOING WHAT YOU HAD TO DO'!? You're a MONSTER! A PURE MONSTER! And we're taking you down RIGHT! NOW! Shay, HURRY UP!"
Mew's eyes widen as she saw a bigger Shaymin in its Sky Forme coming at her and then shot out a powerful Energy Ball at her! Mew was flown back into the ground, despite having the psychic barrier up she isn't able to hold off two powerful and very angry Legendary Pokemon at once.
Mew turned to the two children, desperately crying out, "Please, you have to understand, I never did anything without good reason! I'm not bad, I'm not a monster!" Her eyes were practically filled with tears.
Dustin frowned, looking between his Memma and the Mew who had helped free him from the tree. "...I… I, uh… J-Jayden, what do we do?" he worriedly asked, gulping.
"I-I don't know…" Jayden looked back and forth, feeling very torn and confused. "Apparently Mew helped you… but our Memmas…"
Mew gasped when Victini suddenly charged in and fired her most powerful attack; the Searing Fire and Shaymin followed it with her most powerful attack; the Seed Flare! Mew's eyes widened as the two most powerful Legendary attacks advanced on her, and one thing crossed her mind… The kids… they're too close… They'll be hit!
Without warning, Mew flew right into the two attacks head on! Her eyes shone a bright white light as the barrier around her turned red and exploded with psychic energy, causing reality to ripple and shift in the entire forest! While Victini, Shaymin, Dustin and Jayden were distracted and disoriented, Mew used this chance to teleport away, near the route between Viridian City and Pallet Town, and fell to the ground in exhaustion. She had broken one of the sacred rules; never ripple reality, doing so could risk the space time continuum to go out of balance, but she only did it to protect the kids from the crossfire.
However… it seems that's not how the two children nor their Memmas saw it. Dustin had seen a monstrous pink cat rip apart space and time just so she wouldn't be hurt… and because of it, he was nearly hurt in the process- a tree fell down and nearly slammed down on him! He heard Jayden crying from the experience beside him.
Victini picked up Dustin while Shaymin cuddled and comforted her child. "Son… now do you see how dangerous that cat is to everyone and all of reality?"
Dustin frowned, nodding slowly. "Y-yeah… I… I think so…" He looked at where Mew used to be- or rather, the new crater in Viridian Forest. "...If she can do that at will… s-she could destroy everyone…!"
"M-Memma… I-I don't… w-want that mean… M-Mew to h-hurt anyone a-again…" Jayden sniffled.
Shaymin nodded, giving a small smile to her child. "Don't worry, we're already gathering up some Pokemon to help us with her. It was reckless for us to try and take her on right now- we're going to form what we need to take her down once and for all."
"... What… are you forming?" Jayden asked.
Victini smirked as she answered this one. "A Pokemon Rebellion. We're going to do everything we can, make sure everyone volunteers- maybe even get a criminal organization or two to change their goals if we're lucky!"
"Memma…" Dustin spoke up, looking up at his mother with slightly wide eyes. "I… I want to become stronger… and a great leader to my own team of Pokemon, so they can destroy that pink menace!"
The Victini smiled at her son, ruffling his fur and ears fondly. "And I know you'll do amazingly, Dustin- I believe you'll go far when you grow older!"
Mew opened her eyes from her position on the ground, looking greatly troubled. "They misunderstood me… I only wanted to help… I only wanted to play… I want… someone to love me too… I have feelings too… I'm a Pokemon too…" She weakly and sadly began floating in any direction- she didn't care where, she just wanted to go away, maybe even disappear for good, that's what everyone wants anyway…
Mew didn't snap out of her depressed trance until she heard someone screaming. She blinked as she snapped back into reality and saw a flock of angry Spearow and Fearow attacking two humans and a Meowth. Mew gasped in horror when she saw what they had done… It was too late, these humans were beyond saving, but the Meowth managed to get away, being small and using Dig.
"Please… someone… take care of my little Ash…" Mew heard the woman say in her dying breath. Angered, Mew used a psychic attack on the flock of Spearow and Fearow, scaring them away. As soon as the Fearow Flock were taken care of, Mew floated to the two humans… she shook her head at the sight.
"No one… not even humans deserved this…" Mew sighed sadly before remembering what the woman said before. "... Who's Ash?" Seeing how the woman was still barely alive but is dying quickly, Mew used her psychic abilities to read her mind. It was easy to get the info she needed since a dying mind meant no resistant.
Mew paused after learning about the boy, his age and where he lived… He was only three… meaning he could easily be raised by anyone. Hope filling the lonely legendary's eyes, she began flying towards Pallet Town. Someone to take care of… someone to love… someone to play with me… Maybe… maybe having a human child may not be so bad after all. She transformed into a woman, not wanting to scare the kid when she rang the doorbell.
The boy had raven black hair and was small, she smiled down on him… he was perfect. The boy asked her where his Mommy was, but she told him -using telepathy since he couldn't naturally understand Pokemon- that they would never come back again… The boy started crying and Mew hugged him. "... It's okay little boy… I'm here for you." the boy sniffled and asked what her name was. "... You may call me… Memma."
*End of Flashback*
Ash was staring at Mew when she finished the story. "...I…" He blinked slowly, still shocked. "...S-so… right before you found me… you played with two kids… And one of them is a leader of Team Rocket!?"
Mew nodded, looking rather… emotionless, something Ash was not used to seeing on the normally cheerful and playful pink cat, it greatly unnerved him.
Ash then frowned as something didn't make sense. "But… how did you know what they decided to do after you left? You weren't there for it."
Mew sighed, shaking her head. "Come on, Ash, you should know me better than that by now. I'm Psychic, a powerful one at that- I was able to see what they thought after I disappeared. Although, I couldn't do it for too long since I was exhausted… How do you think I'm able to teleport at the right time during a crisis?"
The boy blinked before nodding. "I guess that makes sense… It is you after all, Memma." He gave a slight chuckle despite the tension.
Mew didn't seem to buy that though, she still looked as emotionless as before. "I was always so lonely ever since that Legendary Challenge 50 years ago. I guess what really started it was when… the Shadow Pokemon incident happened on Orre…"
Ash frowned, "... What… what happened at Orre?"
"I believe I can answer that one." Ash jumped when Sam himself walked in the room. "It's also n-nice to meet you M-Mew… my Memma has told me a lot about you. Including what REALLY h-happened with the Shadow Pokemon incident. He was there in Orre right by your side. A-at least… that's what he told me."
"So… you are his child." Mew said, leaving Ash confused.
"Whose child?" Ash blinked before it clicked. "Wait, so you're a Child of Legendary too?"
"Y-yes. I'm the child of the 'so called' Pokemon of Death. Giratina." Sam said nervously.
"THE Giratina!?" Ash's eyes were wide. "But isn't he… you know…?"
"Oh relax, Ashy, Giratina isn't all that bad. Sometimes he's just… misunderstood." Mew said softly, trying to get the boy to calm down.
"He asked me to bring you here so he could inform you more about the Rebellion, but he's a bit busy at the moment. How d-did you learn about Shadow Pokemon, Ash?"
Ash took out a Poke Ball from his backpack, the one he never opened. "... Because… I got a Shadow Noibat from Team Rocket and it didn't seem natural."
Just then, Sam's eyes went wide. "Let me see it!" He seemed less nervous, in fact not nervous at all.
"Huh? W-why?" Ash said in shock at the kid's sudden eagerness.
"You need to let me see it's condition. I've helped Memma with recovering the heart of a Pokemon before. Many times in fact- it takes time, but it will never heal unless you take care of it. Please let me see it's condition!
Ash blinked slowly, surprised. "I… you can heal it?" He glanced down at the Poke Ball in his hands. "It seemed pretty vicious to me…"
"Let it out please. They're always vicious, but it is more vicious the more doors are closed on it's heart. I need to see his or her condition." Sam said in a polite manner. "It won't be healed if it's concealed."
Ash frowned a bit, reluctantly letting out the Pokemon. "Alright, fine- but if it attacks us, I'm putting it back in, I'd rather not be hurt!"
"It won't attack unless provoked." Sam explained, shrugging.
"Shadow Pokemon…" Mew shuddered and looked away as if unable to see the Shadow Noibat Ash was about to release.
"..." Ash felt bad for his Memma, but he wanted to know how to heal a Shadow Pokemon, so he pressed the Poke Ball's middle button and caused it to open and release the Shadow Noibat.
Sam immediately stood up and got close, looking it over. "You're lucky- his heart only has two doors closed. Figuratively speaking, I mean. It won't take too long, but you would have to get close to him. Talk to him and have a conversation or let him play with your other Pokemon, but only ones that have a type advantage and are understanding of boundaries."
Ash blinked, raising an eyebrow. "...How do you know that?"
Mew gave a humorless chuckle, "Best get comfortable Ash… it's going to be a long story."
"From what I remember it really is. It all started 8 years ago. A year before Mew adopted you, Ash..." Sam began.
Key2DestNE: Well well well, looks like Dustin and Jayden already know Mew and vice versa- bet you didn't expect that little twist, huh?
DarkFoxKit: And it shows a little of what happened before Mew adopted Ash. Quite an interesting take, wouldn't you say? Too bad that whole rip in reality only caused her more harm than help.
Key2DestNE: Now then, as for why Chuck isn't here for this update… Well, he wasn't on. *innocently whistles, kicking an open closet door closed* Nope… not on at all.
DarkFoxKit: Heh… uhh… yeah. Don't expect Chuck on every AN we do, he's got a busy life too you know. Now Key, are there any questions or complaints that you want to address before we leave?
Key2DestNE: Well… there's one tiny thing a reviewer has said. Their name's Litleo, and they called me Sasuke and you Sakura. *sits back* There- I'll let you do the reaction, Fox~
DarkFoxKit: … *curls up on a corner with a dark raincloud over her head*
Key2DestNE: Yep, THAT'S what happens when you call Fox useless. *nods decisively* Now we'll see you next time we update, fans- so bye for now, don't forget to read and review!
DarkFoxKit: I'M NOT SAKURA! WHHHHHY!? *sniffs* Q^Q
Key2DestNE: …Uh… yeah, now I have to deal with the damage… *sighs* Thanks a lot, Litleo… *grumbles, turning off the camera*