A/N: This is my set of drabbles for the DMHG Challenge over on LiveJournal. Each month we are given a prompt word, and all submissions must be Dramione-centric and exactly 100 words.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter universe or franchise nor do I make any money off of these.
July 2014 Prompt: theatre
Title: Enjoying the Entertainment
Rating: R
Warnings: oral sex in public setting, dialog only
"Stop touching me. I'm watching the show."
"But they're just posturing up there on stage."
"That doesn't mean you get to fawn all over me. It's very distracting."
"I bet I can get you horribly distracted."
"Stop it! We're in public."
"Good place for kisses. No one will mind."
"Of course, they will. Besides, I'm trying to enjoy the entertainment."
"I think you'd enjoy it more if I went down on you, yes?"
"Hermione! What are you… ngh… oh Merlin, don't stop."
"My performance good enough?"
"I'd give you a standing ovation if my legs worked right now."
"Interesting review."