The entire town were in line, for Jaycee wanted to give everyone a job for this Christmas. "Patience, everyone!" Mia said over the megaphone. "Jaycee has a job for each of us." Jack and Sally were also in line, wanting to talk to their daughter. "Judy Finkelstein!" Jack and Sally gasped in happiness. But the happiness went away when Mia said, "Your Christmas assignment is ready! Judy Finkelstein to the front of the line!"

Jaycee shows The Vampire Younglings a baby toy. "Whah!"

"What kind of a noise is that for a baby to make?" One of the Vampire Younglings asked.

"Perhaps it can be improved?" Jaycee wondered.

"You got it!" One of the Vampire Younglings said as the went off.

"Thanks!" Jaycee said. Judy arrived. " Hey, best friend! Thanks for coming. Say, we need some of these." She shows a picture of Santa riding on his sleigh.

"Hmm...Building these should be easy, I guess." Judy said as she studies the picture.

"How horrible our Christmas will be." Mia said.

"No, no, no. How jolly." Jaycee reminded her.

Mia switches her face. "Oh yeah. How jolly." She switches her face back to happy. "Aw what the heck? What could possibly go wrong anyway?" She then gets pelted. Evil laughter is heard. She looks down to see three kids dressed up in costume and wearing masks, and boy, did she looked shocked! "Aah! What are you doing here?!"

"Jaycee sent for us." The first one, wearing a devil costume, said.

"Specifically." The second one, wearing a witch costume, added.

"By name." The third one, wearing a skeleton costume, finished. They took off their masks and were revealed to be Knock, Stock, & Gerald. That made Jack mad. They're the offsprings of Lock, Shock & Barrel, who caused a lot of trouble back then.

"Jaycee! It's Darcy's boys!" Mia told Jaycee.

"Ah, Knock, Stock & Gerald, Halloween's most finest trick or treaters." Jaycee went to KS&G. "The job I have for you is top secret. It requires craft, cunning, mischief."

"And we thought you didn't like us, Jaycee." Stock said.

"And absolutely no one is to know about this. Not. A. Single. Soul! Got it?" Jaycee wondered if she was clear. KS&G nodded. "Okay. Now..." She whispers something into their ears. Mia tried to listen to what Jaycee is saying, but her spider bowtie was stuck in her megaphone. "You got it?" KS&G nodded before they went off. "Oh. And one more thing..." She stops them. "Leave that bullying no account, Darcy Boogie, OUT OF THIS!"

"Whatever you say, Jaycee." said Gerald.

"Of course, Jaycee." said Stock.

"Wouldn't dream of it, Jaycee." said Knock. They chuckle evilly. Little did Jaycee noticed, was they crossed their fingers. They went to their treehouse, before they started to sing...


Kidnap The Standy Claws

KNOCK, STOCK & GERALD

Kidnap Mr. Standy Claws

KNOCK
I wanna do it

GERALD
Let's draw straws

STOCK
Jaycee said we should work together
Three of a kind

KNOCK, STOCK & GERALD
Birds of a feather
Now and forever
Wheeee
La, la, la, la, la

Kidnap the Standy Claws, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights

STOCK
First, we're going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate

KNOCK
Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him up

KNOCK, STOCK & GERALD
Kidnap the Standy Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks

STOCK
Then Madem Darcy Boogie girl
Can take over and have a huge whirl
She'll be so pleased, I do declare
That she will cook him rare

KNOCK, STOCK & GERALD
Wheeee!

KNOCK

I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times and when he anwers
Standy Claws will be no more

STOCK
You're so stupid, think now
If we blow him up into smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Jaycee will beat us black and green

KNOCK, STOCK & GERALD
Kidnap the Standy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sad

KNOCK & STOCK
Because Madam Darcy Boogie is the meanest girl around
If I were on her Boogie list, I'd get out of town

GERALD
She'll be so pleased by our success
That she'll reward us too, I bet

KNOCK, STOCK & GERALD

Perhaps she'll make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew
Mmm!

We're her little henchmen
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please her
And stay on her good side

STOCK
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb

GERALD

Hey, I'm not the dumb one

KNOCK
And you're no fun

STOCK
You shut up!

KNOCK
Make me

STOCK
I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide

KNOCK, STOCK & GERALD
Until his curiousity
Entices him to look inside
And then we'll have him
One, two, three

Kidnap the Standy Claws, beat him with a stick
Lock him for ninety years, see what makes him tick

Kidnap the Standy Claws, chop him into bits
Madem Darcy Boogie is sure to get her kicks
Kidnap the Standy Claws, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key


They all laugh maniacally as they went to the Hinterlands.

"Standy Claws, huh?" The shadow of Darcy Boogie said. She rolls the dice and started laughing evilly.