At Christmas Town, there was a man sitting on a chair, reading a list, checking it twice. He was wearing an outfit similar to his father's. This was the son of St. Nick himself, Stanta Claus. His father retired two years ago, so he's the one delivering presents now.
"Now, let's see," Stan said, checking his list. "Nice, Nice, Nice, Nice, Nice, Naughty." He checked again. "Wow, only one bad person this year." He went back to where he left off. Then the doorbell rang. "Aw, man. Who could that be on Christmas Eve?" He walked to the door and there was three kids dressed up in some scary masks, holding a big black bag.
"TRICK OR TREAT!" The kids yelled. Stan screamed before they nabbed him inside the bag.
Back at Halloween Town, Sally was in the middle of sewing her daughter's costume.
"You just don't look like your sweet scare-loving self, Jaycee, Not at all." Sally said.
"Isn't that awesome? It can't be more awesome!" Jaycee cheered.
"But you're our Pumpkin Princess." Sally reminded her, showing her portrait.
"Not anymore," Jaycee said, destroying the portrait. "And I feel so much better now."
"Sweetie, I know something's missing but-" Sally accidentally pinned Jaycee's finger.
"Ow! Ma!" Jaycee yelled.
"Sorry!" Sally apologized.
"Hmm, You're right...There is something missing." Jaycee thought aloud. "But what? I've got the belt, the coat, the boots, the-" She got interrupted by Knock, Stock and Gerald, who just arrived back from Christmas Town.
"Jaycee! Jaycee! This time we've got him."
"This time we really did." said Knock.
"He sure is BIG, Jaycee." said Gerald.
"But very skinny." said Stock.
"LET ME OUT!" And out came the Stan. The town gasped in shock.
Jaycee walked to him. "Oh my Gosh. Standy Claws. In person. It is such a pleasure to meet you." She shook Stan's hands. "What the? Why you have hands. You don't have any claws at all!"
Stan uncovered his eyes to see a lot of weird people he has never seen before. "Where the heck am I?"
"Surprised, ain't you? I knew you would be." Jaycee explained. "Don't you worry, you're not gonna have another worry about Christmas this year."
"Say what?!" Stan exclaimed.
"Consider this a vacation Standy, a reward, it's your turn to take it easy."
"No, but this gotta be some kind of mistake-"
"Make sure to keep him comfortable." Jaycee told KS&G. The three were about to trap him back inside but were interrupted by Jaycee. "Just a second, boys." She thought hard and hard and finally, it struck her. "Of course, the hat! That's what I'm missing." She snatched Stan's hat. "Thanks. Take him away, boys!"
"You can't just-" Stan got trapped again. "Hold on, just what is going on here?"
"Ho Ho Ho!" Jaycee said. "Wait (clears throat) Ho Ho Ho!"
"It is Deja vu all over again. It really is." Sally said, covering her face. "(gasps) I know!" She walks away.
Knock, Stock & Gerald walk outside the gate. "Me on vacation? On Christmas Eve?"
"Where are we taking him" asked Gerald.
"Where?" asked Stock.
"To Darcy Boogie, of course!" Knock replied. "There isn't anywhere in the whole town more comfortable than that, is there?"
"No, there isn't." Stock and Gerald replied.
"And Jaycee said to keep him comfortable, didn't She?" Knock asked.
"Yes, She did." Stock and Gerald replied again.
"Haven't you heard of peace on earth, and good will toward men?" Stan asked.
"NO!" They replied in unison, before they walked to tree house, crackling.
Knock, Stock & Gerald arrived at their tree house.
"Don't do this. Bad kids don't get any presents!" They stuffed Stan's head into a sewage pipe.
"He might be too BIG!" Stock pushes him forward with a plunger.
"No he's not." Knock said, also holding a plunger. "If he can fit down the chimney, he can fit...down...HERE!"
And down the sewage Stan went. Until finally, he lands in a casino filled with lizards, bats, skeletons and more. Two dice popped out and hit him. And then, Darcy Boogie herself appears...
The Darcy Boogie Song
DARCY BOOGIE
Well, well, well, what have we here?
Standy Claws, huh?
Oh, I'm really scared
So you're the one everybody's talkin' about,
ha, ha, ha, ha
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
You're jokin' me, you gotta be
This can't be the right guy
He's ancient, he's ugly
I don't know which is worse
I might just split a seam now
lf I don't die laughing first
When Madam Darcy Boogie says
There's trouble at a swirl
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm the Boogie Girl
And if you aren't shakin'
Then there's something very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time now you hear
the boogie song, ohhh
THREE BATS
Ohhh
DARCY BOOGIE
Ohhh
SEVEN LIZARDS
Ohhh
DARCY BOOGIE
Ohhh
SEVEN LIZRDS
Ohhh, she's the Darcy Boogie Girl
DARCY BOOGIE
Well if I'm feelin' antsy
And there's nothin' much to do
I might just cook a special batch
Of snake and spider stew
And don't ya know the one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A roly-poly Standy Claws to add a little spice
THREE SKELETONS
Ohhh
DARCY BOOGIE
Oh,yeah
THREE BATS
Ohhh
DARCY BOOGIE
Ohhh
THREE BATS
Ohhh
DARCY BOOGIE AND THREE SKELETONS
Oh, yeah, I'm (she's) the Darcy Boogie Girl
STAN
Release me now
Or you must face the dire consequences
The children are expecting me
So please, come to your senses
DARCY BOOGIE
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my ears
Would someone shut this fella up
I'm drownin' in my tears
It's funny, I'm laughing
You really are too much
And now, with your permission
I'm going to do my stuff
STAN
What are you going to do?
DARCY BOOGIE
I'm gonna do the best I can
(Musical interlude)
Oh, the sound of rollin' dice
To me is music in the air
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Girl
Although I don't play fair
It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, oldboy
Now that'd be just fine
STAN
Release me fast or you will have to
Answer for this heinous act
DARCY BOOGIE
Oh, brother, you're something
You put me in a spin
You aren't comprehending
The position that you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer
'Cause I'm Madam Darcy Boogie
And you ain't going nowhere
Darcy laughs manically with Stan feeling scared. Knock Stock and Gerald laughs with her.