A/N: This is my set of drabbles for the DMHG Challenge over on LiveJournal. Each month we are given a prompt word, and all submissions must be Dramione-centric and exactly 100 words.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter universe or franchise nor do I make any money off of these.
August 2016 Prompt: duel
Title: A Debate as Eternal as Love
Rating: PG
Warnings: none
"Draco, you cad, stop it!"
"Merlin, can't a man get any sleep around here?"
"No, especially when said man does this to me every single night!"
"Does what? What's got your knickers in a twist this time? Although, if you were to take those off, we could have some fun."
"Keep your hands to yourself. And just for that, I'm drawing my wand."
"Put that thing away before you hex my balls off!"
"I'd be more worried about getting blue balls, if I were you, if you don't give me back my blankets!"
"Fine!"
Draco sulked, missing the extra warmth.
A/N: I won third place this month, and I also received Mod's Choice. :)