Chapter 93:
"What do you guys think about this dress?" Maria Kanellis came out of the dressing room in a little red dress with a ruched bodice.
"I like design and style." Michelle McCool told her. "But I don't think that shade of red, suits you. You looked almost peaked in it."
"Do they have it in another color?" Kelly asked.
"Black I think." Candice told her.
"I'll get it!" Haley offered, getting up and leaving the dressing room area to go find the dress in red. The five Divas were spending the day doing one of their favorite activities, shopping. Maria was looking for a dress to wear to dinner with her parents where she introduced Jeff as her boyfriend and the other girls wanted any excuse for new clothes.
Haley returned with the same dress, this time in black and handed it to Maria. "Try this!"
"Thanks Hales." Maria disappeared behind the curtain to change.
"I can't wait to look at shoes." Kelly said. "I want new boots."
"Kel, you have the biggest boot collection of any woman I know." Michelle teased her. "Mine, Candice's and Haley's combined wouldn't come close to yours."
"So?" Kelly laughed. "I like boots, sue me. What about your extensive hoodie collection McCool? You have so many sweatshirts it's not even funny. And Haley loves jackets, she has so many different ones!"
"Candice likes robes!" Haley joked.
"They're for my entrance!" Candice chuckled.
"I should design you some new ones, Candy!" Maria called through the curtain. "After all, I'm really getting into designing ring attire."
"That would be awesome 'Ria, thanks!" Candice replied.
"I'd ask for ring attire too, but Torrie keeps sending me new stuff and I haven't worn half of it yet." Haley laughed. "Dave keeps looking in my closet and asking how much clothes do I really need?"
"Guys never understand a girl can never have too many clothes." Michelle said soberly. "Mark's the same way. He hates getting my suitcases."
"These guys practically live in gyms and they bitch about carrying our luggage. Wimps." Candice shook her head in amusement.
"Well Dave carries both mine and Candice's luggage half the time so he might have a right to bitch." Haley nudged Candice playfully.
"Your boyfriend is a genetic freak with huge muscles, tell him to suck it up." Candice giggled.
"Nice Candy." Michelle burst out laughing.
"What? I'm allowed to give Dave crap, he dating my best friend which means I come with the package and he can't get rid of me." Candice smirked.
"What the hell?" Haley laughed along with Michelle.
"It's true. By right as your b-f-f I should be giving Dave more crap than I do. Just to make sure he's good enough for you, its how I show I care."
"Candice you're ridiculous." Kelly joined in on the laughing.
"What's so funny?" Maria asked curiously as she opened the curtain in the black dress.
They stopped laughing once she came back out. "I love this on you!" Candice exclaimed. "So much better in black!"
"That's definitely the dress you should wear." Michelle agreed.
"Maria you're so hot!" Kelly laughed. "If I were a guy I'd bang you."
"Kel! Did you and Candice have some weird stuff at breakfast that I managed to miss eating?" Haley playfully shoved the younger blonde.
Maria giggled. "You really like it?"
"We like it, Jeff will LOVE it." Candice nodded in agreement.
"He's going to bang you." Kelly grinned.
"Lord, someone straighten out this woman 'cause she's obsessed with sex today." Haley joked. "Is Punk not pleasing you or something?"
"I haven't had sex in two weeks, leave me alone." Kelly chuckled.
"Two weeks?" Haley and Michelle exclaimed in unison. "Why the hell not?" Haley asked.
Kelly shrugged. "I don't know, Phil says he's been a little tired recently, that's all."
"That's lame." Candice shook her head. "Dwayne and I are in a long distance relationship right now and even I've been laid in the past two weeks. No excuse for Phil, jump his bones woman!"
"Yeah!" Maria nodded. "Take charge!"
"Seduce him. You're gorgeous and he's a guy, shouldn't be too hard to accomplish." Michelle assured her.
Kelly laughed. "Okay, I will."
"Two weeks?" Haley repeated incredulously. "I barely lasted the two months Dave and I were apart. You two are still together, traveling on the same schedule. Phil's a dork, get on that shit."
"I love you girls, you're too funny." Kelly giggled.
"We aim to please." Michelle said innocently.
"Well Maria's go her dress. Let's get Kelly her shoes because she's the only one of us not getting laid at the moment and needs consolation." Haley joked.
"Shut up!" Kelly laughed.
"I need shoes to go with this dress anyway, so let's go!" Maria went back into the dressing room to change into regular clothes.
"We should take Kelly to get some hot new lingerie." Candice suggested with a smirk. "That will wake Phil's stupid ass up."
"If it doesn't, I'm going to insist he's gay." Michelle chuckled.
"You're getting lingerie too, Kel." Haley told her.
Kelly face lit up. "I LOVE lingerie shopping. Let's do it."
"Extreme Expose Kelly is coming out to play!" Michelle cheered.
"I wouldn't mind some new lingerie myself either." Haley said as an after thought. "We're definitely stopping at Victoria's Secret."
"I think we're all game for that!" Candice nodded.
"Hell yeah!" Maria came out of the dressing room in her street clothes, black dress neatly on its hanger. "Let me just pay for this and we'll go."
"I'm really glad we made time to do this today." Kelly said. "We don't have enough time for the five of us to get together. We need to do this more often."
"Can you imagine how awesome it would be if we all wound up on the same brand?" Candice chuckled. "Damn, the Diva's locker room would never be the same again."
"Not just the locker room, we'd run the show." Haley laughed. "We're a Dream Team, hottest Divas in the WWE and we've got the most heart."
"You got that right." Michelle agreed.
"And between Haley, Candice and Michelle, we've got three Champions too." Kelly added.
"Future Champions in us as well." Maria assured the blonde.
"You two are well on your way to some gold." Haley nodded in agreement. "It's only a matter of time. Besides, you two are the most popular among the fans."
"I think Kelly is the most googled Diva right now." Candice chuckled.
"Am not!" Kelly protested.
"Are too." Michelle chuckled. "Come on, let's buy Maria's dress and get to Victoria's Secret."
A/N: Dream Team, whoo! These five needed some time together just as girls, plus I was laughing while writing this because who doesn't love girl talk? Lol. Plus it was a nice way to break up the angst in the Dwayne Haley reunion, Dave's foreshadowing then the seriousness engagement ring buying.
We're winding down to the end of this fic guys lol. But don't worry, No Boundaries will make up for it. Lol.