I have returned! This was originally going to be longer, but I'm cutting it down to twenty chapters. Still, this is my most popular story ever!

Jesus, we were supposed to be on the boat by now, but Buttercup was late. Butch insisted we wait for her,but nobody else wanted to, so Butch was losing four to one.

"I want to check out our cabin!" Brick complained. Butch rolled his eyes.

"You can do that when Buttercup gets here, but not right now."

"Fuck off Butch"

"Fuck on you'll get better results"

"Served" Boomer muttered. It had been about five minutes, and a worker said we couldn't wait any longer. Dragging Butch aboard,complaining the whole way.

"We have to wait for her!"

"NO!" all four of us shouted as we dragged him farther from the door. Boomer turned the knob to the door of our cabin,and we gasped.

"This place is better then our house"

"which isn't saying a lot" Boomer laughed. We were unpacking our stuff when the door opened, to reveal Buttercup standing there, grinning.

"Sorry I'm late"

"About fucking time!" Boomer growled. Once we were all settled in, we split up to find something to do. Me and Brick walked around the deck, Boomer and Bubbles checked out the below deck activities, while Butch and Buttercup went even farther to the motor room. Go figure. We kinda just walked around, watching everyone else have fun in the pool, that boat game that old people play on the deck, shuffleboard, or something? I can't remember. We stopped to watch sometimes, but kept going. Brick had his arm protectively around my waist, which I must say was a smart move, because there were some cute guys on this cruise, so he was just sending them, the GUY signal. What's that? Brick told me that the guy signal is when you send rays off your eyes to other guys that whatever girl your with, is yours, and to back off. I must say he wasn't kidding, because every guy that even looked our way caught Brick's eyes, and looked away,or moved on. I smiled up at him.

"I told you I wasn't kidding" Brick laughed.

"Point proven" We finally took a turn to the buffet, and I saw it quite clearly. Brick's eyes lit up as the different smells wavered over to us. He slowly looked over at me, like a begging dog.

"Go have fun" I said without arguing. I knew how most teenage guys were about food, but a super powered teenage boy? forget thinking about much else. I watched him disappear, and I walked back onto the deck, and saw something I rather I hadn't. Dexter. Yep, that fucker was right across the deck. He wasn't looking at me, but I knew he was trying not to. I frowned, trying to find out why in the fuck he'd be here. I shrugged, and tried to enjoy myself, although, it didn't go very well, as I tried to avoid Dexter's line of vision as I did it. Finally, I gave up, and went back to our cabin, to find Boomer lying on one of the three beds.

"Why aren't you with Bubbles?" I asked. He shrugged.

"She tried to make me go in to this thing called girly guys, or something. No offense or anything, but that is not for me"

"I see" I walked past him and lied down on another one of the beds. It was a while before everyone else returned, and we just turned to into lazy fucks.

"Yunno" Butch said as it turned 11. "Not a single gram of fuck shall be given on this cruise right?"

"No" Boomer agreed.

"In your dreams" Brick snorted.

"Ha" Buttercup said.

"You think we'd give even a gram?" Bubbles asked.

"I'm not even giving anything" I retorted.. We all got ready to sleep, and I must admit, I have never slept on anything comfier.

It wasn't like I was forced into a bed with Blossom, but I was forced to just one side of the bed, so I wasn't the happiest. One time when I rolled over, she wasn't there. I rubbed my hand over where she should have been. Empty bed. Slowly, making sure I didn't wake anybody else up from their slumber, I threw on my light red sweater and went on deck. I made my way over to the front, to find her standing by the railing, the warm tropical wind whipping through her gorgeous hair. I crept up behind her, and slipped my arms around her waist, and she yelped, before realizing it was me.

"You okay?" I asked.

"Why wouldn't I be?"

"Because your out her letting the wind blow through your hair all dramatic like" She giggled a little, so I knew I was making a little progress towards the truth.

"Seriously, whats the matter?"

"I honestly don't know. I couldn't sleep is all."

"Well, I can't sleep without you, so come back to bed, I'm tired." she smiled up at me, and I smiled back down at her, when a throat cleared. I turned around to find Dexter standing there, a hand behind his back.

"What do you want?" I snarled. He revealed what he had in his other hand, which turned out to be a ray gun. I instinctively put myself in front of Blossom.

"Get out of the way Brick" Dexter said casually. "It's Blossom I want"

"Well, fuck yourself" Dexter rolled his eyes, and used the metallic glove on his other hand to move me outta the way, with energy of some kind. I struggled as hard as I could to get free of the physic grip, but no such luck. Blossom cowered.

"Dexter what are you doing?" She quivered.

"What I should have done a while ago" The gun made a weird noise, and I shouted swears as it fired, nailing Blossom. I was released, and before I could chase Dexter, he ran off, laughing the whole way. I ran to Blossom, and she was unconscious. I shook her gently.

"Blossom? Blossom! Come back!" Her eyes slowly opened, and her eyes showed complete confusion.

"Who are you? where are we? what's going on?" After a while of looking around, she returned her gaze to me.

"Who am I?"

oooh, I'll give you a knuckle touch if you can figure out what happened, and how it ties into the storyline!