Last chapter! I'm sad :( But, I have an idea for a sequel, yes? NO? screw you? tell me

I know I've heard dying hurts, but I didn't feel a think as my body floated to the ocean floor. Suddenly I was on a cloud.

"Where in the hell am I?" I asked, looking around.

"Your not alive,but your not dead either" A voice said. I looked around.

"Where are you?" All of a sudden a figure appeared in front of me.

"Are you God?" I asked.

"No, I'm Barack Obama" He slapped me. "Get it together Jojo"

"Sorry"

"So tell me, why did you kill yourself?"

"Because Blossom doesn't remember me"

"That's a good reason to end your own life"

"You'll never understand"

"Maybe so. But you would never be alive if I hadn't implanted the idea in Mojo's mind. Nor the girls"

"So, what are you getting at exactly?"

"I'm asking you, what does Blossom Utonium mean to you Brick?"

"The world God." I replied. "I know it's cheesy, but every second thing I think about is her. I want to be with her all the time, and be her shoulder to cry on and all that, but Dexter's gone and erased her memory,so it's kinda pointless..."

"Who do you think implanted Dexter with the idea?" I looked up in disbelief.

"You?"

"Yes, I did. But only because I would know the outcome would lead to this conversation"

"But you asked why I killed myself. Why ask if you know?"

"I confuse even myself sometimes Brick. Don't expect me to explain everything"

"Got it" God was silent, until he continued.

"So Brick, is that why you killed yourself?"

"Yeah"

"And would you like to stay here? Become an angel? Or go back to earth, and be alive?"

"What would be the point of that?"

"I can give you a gift. A godly gift. This will improve life for you, but only if you want it"

"What's the gift?"

"You have to go back to earth to find out Brick"

"That isn't fair!"

"Life isn't fair, just as I made it, know, will you accept my offer?"

"I don't see the advantages..."

"You don't even know the gift Brick"

"Well, I want Blossom, and if that helps, then, okay, I'll see what happens" Before he poked me, God said, and I quote:

"I never said it had anything to do with her" Then I remember a piercing pain in my entire being, before my vision went black

The first thing my earthly ears heard was the sound of a heart monitor. I slowly opened my eyes to find a nurse looking me over,an she smiled.

"Your lucky to be alive . Luckily there was a teenage girl who warned us, and we saved you just in time to save you" I slowly sat up and looked around.

"What happened?"

"You slipped off the railing and hit your head on the side. you would've drowned if that girl had not been there."

"W-what's her name?"

"I believe she said Blossom"

"No. She wanted it to be...Dorothy"

"No I'm pretty sure she said Blossom when I asked her"

"I-impossible"

"In fact, she wants to come in and speak to you, are you ready" I shrugged, ready for my amnesia ridden ex to come in. Blossom came in, ad when she saw me awake, looking at her in pain, she covered her mouth to prevent sobs, and tears stained her face.

"Hey" I managed.

"Hey" She choked back. there was a silence until she finally sighed.

"Why would you do something that stupid?"

"It's because of you!"

"What did I do?"

"You do't remember me, remember?"

"What in the hell are you talking about?"

"Who am I to you?"

"Your Brick Jojo, 16, your my boyfriend and I love you with all my heart. When you attempted suicide I sat outside your room for 2 days, waiting for news" I stared at her dumbstruck, as she sat next to me, silent tears still ruining her features.

"You are the one thing that makes my school life tolerable, and I want to be with you forever, because you were made for me, literally." She pressed her lips to me. Even though we had more passionate ones then this, I loved this more then anything else. When she left my lips alone, I stared at her.

"B-ut Dexter... the amnesia ray... you were Dorothy..." Then it hit me

"It was God!" I yelled in triumph. She frowned.

"God Brick?"

"Yeah! When I hit my head, I talked to God, and he said coming back to earth would give me a gift to make it bearable!" I grabbed her shoulders.

"That gift was your memory being restored! He gave it back to you!" I held my hands up to the sky

"Thank you!" I shouted. I looked back at Blossom to find her staring at my like I was on cocaine.

"Listen Brick, you hit your head pretty hard so..." Blossom looked down, and I frowned.

"You don't believe me do you?"

"Not really no, but at least your okay" She hugged me, and when I looked down into my hand, it read,

Your welcome

I smiled up at the roof.

"Now your just being a dick"

When the boat docked back at Townsville the next day, We found the professor waiting for us.

"How was the cruise?" He asked with a big smile. We exchanged a look with each other before smiling and together, we all said,

"Ah, the usual for us"

Sequel anyone? first chapter prepared to be uploaded,but what do you think? Regardless, it will be up in a week or less, trust me.