SansAst3r and Phatscott25 (ye m8)

(i hope you guys like our 2nd chapter)

(Sans's chapter) (Two:Puzzles And Pasta)

The human shrugged, and turned to leave. "And remember" The human stops and looks at sans. "I will NOT lose next time you fight me in the corridor." The only thing that sans' comment did, was make the human laugh. "You say that every time, in one form or another." Sans glared at said human for a few moments before turning around and walking away. As sans walked, his eye glowed blue as he used his magic to use a "shortcut" to Papyrus' vantage point, walked up from behind papyrus, and greeted with a "Sup bro?" Papyrus jumped from the silence being broken so suddenly. Papyrus quickly turned to face his short skeletal brother. Sans was just casually leaning on a tree, with his hands in his hoodie's front pockets. "SANS! WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS! NO SNEAKING UP ON ME OUT OF NOWHERE! WHAT IF I WAS FIGHTING A HUMAN, AND I GOT DISTRACTED? THE HUMAN WOULD HAVE ESCAPED!" Sans shuddered at the thought of what the human would do to papyrus if he were to get distracted by Sans, but hid his fear with his phony grin. "Im sure you would be able to keep control of things." Papyrus gave a small grin, then his face tensed, as if thinking about something. "SANS?" Sans looked at Papyrus "curiously" "hm?" Papyrus paused for a second, as if changing his mind about saying what was on his mind, then, a few minutes later he finally asked "DO… DO YOU THINK… THAT UNDYNE WILL EVER LET ME INTO THE ROYAL GUARD?" Sans smiled at Papyrus. "Of course i do, heck i KNOW you will make it" Sans truly believed Papyrus could, but knows it will never happen, not with the murderous human wandering about, killing everything in sight. Including Papyrus. "THANK YOU BROTHER, FOR YOUR WORDS OF KINDNESS, ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING ABOUT UNDYNE-" Papyrus was interrupted by the sound of snow crunching underneath the human's feet. "Hey, look at that" Papyrus looks over at the human's direction, Then back at Sans. "IT'S JUST A ROCK SANS, WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO LOOK AT A ROCK?" Sans looks at Papyrus, then at the human. "Uhhhh… what's that in front of the rock?" Papyrus looks directly at the human, and then thinks about it for a few minutes. "SORRY SANS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT THING IS" Sans thinks about how many times he has gone through this same ordeal, over and over. Why should he keep doing the same thing? Why not prepare for what is to come? Sans tells Papyrus it's a human, then hurries into Snowdin, and into his secret lab behind his house. "I hope this works.."

[About Forty-Five Minutes Later, In Snowdin Forest]

Papyrus stands at the bridge, aggravated. He impatiently taps his foot waiting for the human. Papyrus wonders why sans left like that, and why he wasn't there for his crossword puzzle. Finally, the human walks halfway up the bridge, then stops. Papyrus spots him and immediately starts complaining. "HUMAN. YOU HAVE SKIPPED EVERY PUZZLE OF MINE. MAKING THEM ANNOYINGLY POINTLESS! IM NOT EVEN GOING TO WASTE THIS PUZZLE ON YOU. SO WHENEVER YOUR READY, GO AHEAD AND MEET ME IN SNOWDIN TOWN." With that, Papyrus walked away briskly, like always. The human just continued their journey through Snowdin.

[Back at the lab]

Sans finally finished with the serum, with a nap, a mixture few traces of DETERMINATION, and the rest H20 inside a syringe, he injected it into himself. Instantly sans felt the worst pain imaginable, and his body started to convulse and lose shape. Sans was melting, sans just let it happen, knowing the human will reset anyway. But then… Sans started to regain form, his body finally accepting the DETERMINATION. "Thank god i took that forty-four minute long nap." Sans stood back up, and took a "short cut" to Papyrus' usual battle area, and his behind some trees to watch the battle. Suddenly sans was snatched off the ground. "Papyrus, what're ya doin?" Papyrus looked into sans' eye sockets to show he's being serious "SANS. I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS FIGHT, LIKE I WON'T LEAVE IT UNHARMED, BUT I TRUST THE HUMAN WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING. BUT JUST IN CASE… I JUST WANTED TO.. LET YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU BROTHER, AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, I WANT YOU TO KNOW, I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET DEPRESSED OVER WHATEVER HAPPENS, PLEASE BROTHER.. WHATEVER HAPPENS… JUST IMAGINE I WENT ON VACATION" and with that, Papyrus carried Sans back home, and set him on the couch. "STAY HERE.. SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU WON'T LIKE WHAT HAPPENS, HERE, HAVE SOME OF MY REGRETTI SPAGHETTI" Papyrus gave Sans some pasta, and left the house.

(Red's Chapter) (2) (Backstory part 2.)

After running for countless hours, the girl made it to her uncle's house. As she walked in the door, her newly-made tunic was drenched in water from the heavy rainstorm outside, her uncle looked at her, and said, "Red, what are you doing all the way out here? You seem to be in a hurry." Red replied with, "Well... something flew into W-White a-and she's acting super strange and she was getting violent and.." Red continued to mumble on and on, talking in a straight run-on sentence for a whole hour. Her uncle replied with, "That's ok, but I need to get going. I have to go to the castle up the trail. Also, please do not come search for me." And with that, her uncle got out a sword and shield and walked out the door, and towards the castle during the heavy rain. Red stayed at that house for less than a hour before she got worried about her uncle. She went out unarmed into the rain towards the castle. Her uncle was already far in. For some odd reason, the frontal gates were closed, so she went through a secret entrance instead. There, she found her uncle, lying on the ground, almost unconscious. Before he passed out, he said, "Red, I told you not to come here. Although, you are the only one that can go inside now. Here, take my sword and shield…"After he said that, he went unconscious. Red picked up the sword and shield, and looked slightly excited but also sad. She had been training her sword skills for 4 years now. She used this sword for a long time, until she found a different, more sacred sword in a grove. Time skipping a couple years forward, she was now 14. She had gone on a few adventures now. She returned "home", only to see her uncle in a chair with no pulse, dead from what Red thought was poison.. She looked at the body for one second and instantly broke into tears, using red cola as a drug to calm her down. She muttered to herself, "I will avenge you, uncle."

Authors note: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Phatscott25: this is part 2 of our might-be cancerous fanfiction. Rate appropriately based on your opinion. THERE'S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY BACK. ONLY YOU CAN DEFUSE IT WITH YOUR VOTING POWERS!

P.S. No, really, i'm gonna die in 30 seconds AND YES MY SIDE IS BASED OFF OF LOZ. READ THIS PLS. I'M GONNA DIE. HURRY UP.

SansAst3r: I can't believe people actually asked a question on this story, even if it's a joke question. XD but anyway, we are probably going to update this story frequently so don't worry about it being slow moving, anyway, time to work on te next chapter :D (at some point)

P.S. we could only do one review because we IMMEDIATELY did a second chapter that took hours to write XD

Reviews

Phatscott25:

To Cyan Quartz, yes, that is inspired by it! But its not a character from the series. as I mention in part 1, its an OC. and I can understand if anyone cringes. its acceptable. :P