One chaotix time
chapter 2
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"Uh, Espio?" spoke the hedgehog standing up. "You….uh…..feelin alright?"
"I think so." spoke the chameleon sitting up and rubbing her head.
"My head…." Said a child-like voice. "Vector where are you?"
"Take it easy Charmy." told Tails. "Right now you're a little…..off."
"How off?" Asked Vector. "Like Charmy in a candy factory off? Or Eggman on a diet off?"
"Uh, just look at yourself." spoke Knuckles to the crocodile.
"So?" Charmy asked. "We're just fine...right?"
"It's not like we are girls...right?" Espio sweatdropped.
The three males didn't say anything.
"...What?"
"It's my thorax right?" Charmy asked pointing to it. "Maybe I should go on a diet?"
Espio looked at her chest and gasped.
"AAAAAAAHHH!" Yelled Victor. "I'M A CHICK!"
"You don't have feathers." Charmy laughed.
"He….she, means we've become girls." spoke Espio looking over her new form with wide eyes.
"Wait what?" Charmy said while looking at Vector's chest. "Woah! You're stacked!"
"SO ARE YOU!" Victor yelled while grabbing the bee. " AND STOP LOOKING AT IT!"
"Both of you calm down!" spoke Sonic. "Now, tell us, what happened?"
"Well…."
(One explanation later)
"And that's what happened."
"A chaos emerald did this? But that doesn't add up." remarked Tails.
"And Sonic turning into a golden hedgehog is not as strange?" Espio remarked. "With those emeralds anything seems possible to me."
"Even creating an infinite supply of candy!" Charmy said while drooling. "LET'S DO THAT VECTOR! PLEASE!?"
"CHARMY! Chill! I don't know why we got like this, but I'm not staying a chick!"
"Not even to fly?" The bee laughed. "Let's drop you off at Albuquerque, I heard they have great canned worms."
"I DON'T HAVE WINGS!" she yelled running at the bee.
"But you do have the lungs!" She said pointing to the large chest. "And the weight to get you there Vector!"
The other four sighed while Espio held her head and started swaying on her feet. "So Sonic."
"Yeah?"
"Why did you come here anyway?"
"We saw some glow, which makes sense if it was the emerald, and found you three like….this."
"...Are you three stalking us?" Espio shuttered.
"NO!" They yelled.
"...Riiiight." Charmy said while evading Vector. "And Eggman is a woman."
"Fine! Next time we'll leave you alone." spoke Knuckles crossing his arms.
"So. Knucky~" Charmy smiled flying closer to him. "How's Rouge?"
"What do you mean?"
"Charmy means." Vector said while grabbing the bee by the thorax. "Are you two a thing or just trying to steal from one another?"
Knuckles blushed and frowned. "We're not a thing, and she keeps trying to steal the master emerald."
"Ever thought of a safe?" Espio asked. "A titanium one?"
"Oh yeah, I'll just use my savings of gold." he retorted sarcastically.
"WOW! YOU'RE RICH!" Charmy yelled with money signs in her eyes. "GET ME CANDY!"
"I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!" he yelled with a tick mark.
"Aw…" She frowned. "So heartless."
"Maybe we should head back to my lab and see if I can figure something out." spoke Tails.
"Isn't your lab covered in black mold Tails?" Sonic asked.
"Aw man! I completely forgot!"
"Wow….Tails is cute when embarrassed." Charmy teased.
Tails blushed while the others looked at her in surprise.
"What? He is cute, even if he's dating a bunny." She frowned.
"Uh, actually…..me and Cream broke up."
"HOW! WHEN! WHY! WHAT!" She buzzed while smiling internally.
"Well we didn't really get far, and I really felt better as just friends."
Charmy looked at him with a glare. "You didn't ….what was the word?"
"Fuck." Vector said while Espio smacked her on the snout.
"No! No, at most we just kissed and held hands!" he got out with a brighter blush.
"...Now that is just sad." Charmy teased. "So no bunnies?"
"No." he spoke with a frown.
"...Really?" She teased even more. "No kits?"
Vector groaned before grabbing the bee and shook her.
"Ok….This is getting weirder." Sonic said while walking around impatiently.
"What?" asked Espio.
"Well. It's just that….Shadow had the same problem, except it was him turning into a human girl." He shuddered. "And well...It wasn't pleasant."
"What happened?" asked Vector after she stopped shaking Charmy.
"He or She is now….married to a clone of me...a female one."
Espio frowned and walked over before hugging the hedgehog. "I'm so sorry."
"It's fine….And one question." Sonic blushed.
"What is it?"
"Why is Vector trying to rub Knuckles' nose?" Sonic said pointing the the two.
"What a soft nose….are you sure you're not using conditioner?"
Knuckles was stunned, before he growled and swat her hand away. "What's with you!"
"Nothing, What's wrong with you and that temper?"
"This getting more and more weird." spoke Tails while Charmy started rubbing his tails.
"So soft~" She buzzed. "And so cute~"
"Yup, this is getting weird." spoke Sonic with a sweatdrop.
"Agreed...Not that I'm trying to poke you or anything." Espio said while poking Sonic's cheeks.
"Why are you doing that?"
"To see if the rumors are true."
"What rumors?"
"The one that says you are getting...slower from the chilly dogs."
"Oh yeah?" he turned and sped way before coming back. "Was that slow?"
"Yes it was." She said. "A eggbot can outrun you."
"I could sleep in these." smiled Charmy sliding her head around Tails' tails.
"And I can throw him across the ground with this soft snout." Vector giggled while getting closer to the echidna. "Come to mama."
"What!" Knuckles reeled back with his fists held up. "Alright, now you're freaking me out!"
"Did you know that your species has more than one co-"
"VECTOR!" Espio yelled while covering Charmy's and Tail's ears. "NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS!"
"And quit touching my nose!" growled Knuckles swatting Vector's hand away. "If you try that again, I'll drop you on the ground!"
"Same here...hot stuff." Vector smiled while licking her chops.
Knuckles growled before swinging his fists towards her head. Which got chomped on by her mouth.
"Ah ah gum gum!" 'Yum. This is tasty!'
"AH!" cried Knuckles who saw his arms were still connected, but her grip kept his arms from moving away as she lifted him up. "Let go you damn croc!"
"HAHAHAHAH!" Charmy laughed while licking Tail's ear. "Yuck! Earwax!"
Tails backed up while Espio discretely looked over Sonic's form.
"Hum…." She muttered some words before rubbing Sonic's head. "Yep boyfriend material."
"What did you say?" he turned his head at her.
"...material?"
"Before that!"
"Yep?"
"In the middle!"
"Boyfriend." She smiled while Sonic paled.
'NOT AMY AGAIN!' he didn't wait before he turned and ran over to Tails and grabbed him before he started running away.
"WAIT FOR ME!" Knuckles yelled back while still having Vector's jaws over his fists.
"Try getting out of this babe." she spoke while lifting her head and holding Knuckles up off the ground.
"AHAH!"
-meanwhile with Tails and Sonic-
Sonic stopped running and saw they weren't being followed and sighed in relief. "We're safe."
"Sonic, this is really weird. That emerald really changed more than their gender."
"It turned them into horn dogs!"
"I'm not that horny!" Espio said from behind the two. "And I'm still sane."
"Ah!" they jumped.
"Now, why don't we just sit down and cuddle?" she smiled looking at Sonic.
"And kiss/fuck?" said Charmy while grabbing Tails by the head and kissing him. "So soft~"
"Gah!" he cried out and fell on his butt while crawling away as Sonic ran over and picked him up before getting away from the two girls.
"...Do you think we came on a little too strongly?"
"Of course not!"
"Well in that case, this just got better." grinned Espio before she started jumping up onto the branch and followed through the trees.
Charmy grinned and followed through the air while we cut back to Sonic who managed to get the two of them to his house and got inside before locking the door and rushed to close the windows and make sure they were locked.
"Hey Sonic." Said Tails. "Why are you using the fridge to barricade the door?"
"Tails, do you remember how crazy Amy was with me?" he asked while panting from lifting the object.
"Not really. She was more...obsessed with you not 'crazy beast in a china shop' crazy."
"Point is, when I see a girl look at me like that, I follow my instincts and book it out of there." he replied dragging the table over to the window.
"Like how Blaze got spin-kicked into a trash can for giving you chocolates?" Tails sweatdropped.
"Bingo. And until this blows over, we're staying here." he replied grabbing some boards and nails.
"...Sonic." Tails paled. "That's the boards for that hole in the wall you made last week."
Sonic looked at them and paled before a kunai flew by and hit the wall with a letter on it.
'Dear Sonic and Tails, running from us just makes it better, so instead of waiting you out, we're coming right in.
P.S. I plan to show you all the best positions Sonic~
P.P.S. Same with you Tails~'
"What does that mean?" Tails asked confused.
"Tails, it means we need to hide." spoke Sonic dropping the boards and looking around. "They might be in the house already."
"Let's try this!" Tails said while placing a lampshade on his head. "I'm a lamp."
Sonic sweatdrop before hearing footsteps coming down the steps.
"HIDE!" Sonic yelled while grabbing Tails and running down to the basement.
"I thought I heard them down here." Espio said while wearing a pink ninja suit.
"Same." Charmy said while also wearing a ninja suit, a orange one. "But it looks like you're just hearing things."
"This coming from the girl who wouldn't stop singing about her and Tails on a date." she replied looking in the cupboards.
"Or the boobinite that sang about Sonic getting her pregnant." Charmy grinned while looking in the stove. "Wow...Sonic really needs to clean in here, there are mice in here!"
"Well that's what happens with nothing but an all chili dog diet." replied the kunoichi as she looked around the living room.
"Yep. He is...chunky." She laughed while finding a shoe, Tail's shoe. "Hey look!"
"They're definitely here." Espio looked around and stopped before finding a strand of Sonic's hair.
"Hey. Espio." Charmy said. "When we do get them...can we get Sonic to try salad?"
"If me and him become a couple, I'm gonna show him my skills. Wouldn't hurt to be fast and the tricks of a ninja."
"Yep…..but why are your boobs bigger than mine!?"
"They got like this! I didn't pick the size." growled Espio before walking over to the basement door and found it locked.
"Still….your a boobinite!" She pouted.
"What does that even mean?" frowned Espio who started picking the lock with a kunai.
"It means a woman with GIANT boobs! Like you and Vector!"
"Wonder how they're doing."
(With Knuckles and Vector)
"I said, PUT ME DOWN!"
"No!" Vector said while walking into the kitchen. "Now where is that pot?"
"For what?" He paled.
"For the turtle soup~" She smiled while finding a massive pot the size of Knuckles' body. "Salt or no salt?"
Knuckles paled and started swinging his legs before his foot hit the bottom of her jaw, making them release his arms. He landed on the floor as Vector stumbled back while gasping and rubbing the spot. "Later croc!" He said before the pot landed on him. "Ow."
"Ow, not happening." she spoke massaging the spot. "If you wanted to be rough, all you had to do was say so." she grinned.
"Like HELL NO!" Knuckles yelled while trying to get the pot off him, which would have worked if Vector wasn't on the pot's top. 'Hmm, if I can't go up, then I'll go down!'
"Just stay there handsome~"
Knuckles grinned inside and brought out his shovel claws before he started digging into the floor.
"Knuckles?" Vector said while confused at not hearing him shouting. "Are you ok in there?"
Silence.
"Knuckles!" She yelled as she got off the pot. "ARE YOU…..DAMN IT!"
(Back with the girls)
"So….Is it open?" Charmy asked while rubbing Tails' shoe against her face.
"No." frowned Espio who pulled her kunai out. "Looks like we do it the hard way."
"What?" She asked. "And why do you have the fridge in your hands?"
"This." she grunted while holding it and ran at the door.
"Sonic!" Tails muttered while the banging increased. " They're about to break the door down!"
"Just stay quiet and don't make a sound."
"Tails~" Charmy said as the door gave way. "I have your shoe."
Sonic covered the fox's mouth as the girls walked down the steps.
"Wow. They have a lot of junk down here." she said while kicking a small toy away. "It's worse than my room."
Just then Tails' felt his nose starting to twitch. "Sonic."
"Don't sneeze Tails." he whispered holding his nose.
"I Ah Ah Ah!" he huffed before Sonic covered his nose visa pinching it.
"You hear something?" asked Espio.
"Must be a cockroach."
"ACHOO!" Sneezed Sonic. "Fuck."
"Found him!" Charmy smiled while hugging Tails against her small chest. "So soft."
Sonic turned and saw Espio grin before vanishing.
"Sonic~" She smiled while hugging his head. "Kiss me you speedy hedgehog."
He blushed and grabbed her shoulders and tried pushing her back while feeling her breath near his face. "Snap out of it you two! You're acting weird!"
"We are not weird, you chilly dog obsessed man!"
Sonic felt her try harder and moved on instinct and moved his right hand down and grabbed her chest.
"...Rushing again Sonic?" She purred.
"Crap!" he cried as Tails tried running, but Charmy held onto his tails.
"Aw! Don't leave, I love you!" Charmy pouted while holding onto the tails.
Espio stayed invisible and backed up away from Sonic.
"Please! I love you Tails!" Charmy cried.
He felt a little bad, but suddenly found himself picked up and carried over to Charmy before she hugged him like a teddy.
"TAILS~" She smiled. "NEVER LEAVE ME!"
"Huh...what…." he was cut off as Chary started kissing his cheek.
"I CLAIM YOU AS MY BOYFRIEND!" She said while kissing his lips.
Sonic gulped as he saw and knew Espio could be hiding anywhere around him now.
'He's so cute when he's scared.' Espio thought as she got closer to Sonic. She waited behind him before lunging and brought her arms up under his and gripped her hands behind his neck, putting him in a tight hold. "You are so handsome~"
"Espio! Let go." he tried to pull away but felt her legs wrap around his waist from behind, keeping him from breaking her grip.
"No. I love you." She purred while hugging Sonic tighter. "More than that bitch Amy!"
"Tails~" Charmy grinned. "Let's go on a date! My treat."
He blushed and couldn't say anything while Sonic stumbled past them while trying to loosen Espio's grip.
"Aw Sonic…" Espio frowned. "I'm trying to be nice, not obsessed."
"Sorry, not interested in dating right now." he got out while grinning before he started spinning with her still on him.
"Ahahaha! Sonic stop or I might puke on you!"
He stopped and felt her grip slacken as she let go and tried to stop her spinning eyes.
"I see so many cute Sonics."
Sonic turn and grabbed Tails before running up the stairs and out of the basement.
"GET BACK HERE WITH MY BOYFRIEND, SONIC!" Charmy yelled while flying after them.
Espio held her head and frowned. "Not fair." before she ran up the stairs to resume the chase.