Chapter 25: Conspiracy
October 1-24, 2011
Author's note: just to not get in trouble, I should remind everyone that I don't own anything that has to do with WWE.
Thank you, Dark Mage of the Sea, for helping me write this chapter.
Pandora enjoyed being Kane's valet, even when he was going through difficult times with a losing streak. She was worried about him but had faith that he would pull through; especially when he proclaimed that he would kill his humanity in a street fight against Randy Orton in late July. As the match went on, Kane truly was demonic in nature against Randy but it was not enough against the Viper. While Kane did not win the fight, his niece sensed that things would go back to normal, particularly when Kane shook Randy's hand afterwards. As Lilith and Randy left and Pandora tended to Kane's hurt leg, she learned that she was far from right…when Mark Henry came out. Kane tried to fend off Mark Henry but could not with his busted leg. Pandora tried to get Mark Henry away from Kane but was shoved out of the ring, momentarily knocking her out, and the World's Strongest Man continued to torture the demented demon. When Pandora came to, it was to the sound of Kane's anguished screaming. She looked into the ring and saw Kane clutching his leg that was wrapped around a steel chair…and Mark Henry was getting up from landing on the chair. Pandora rushed to Kane's side and tried to heal him but it was too severe for her to heal, even with the spell she infused in her hand months ago. The only thing that would help him now was a healing coffin in Hell.
With Undertaker and now Kane healing, Pandora decided to take a vacation from wrestling and spend time with Edge. But it was not long before she started to feel the urge to return. She started to feel it when she watched the drama that her best friend Lilith was involved in on the shows and it intensified when she and Edge appeared at SummerSlam to tell Christian off and on SmackDown to host the Cutting Edge with Mark Henry and Randy Orton (who was steamed at Mark for putting Lilith in coma when she shielded Randy from a running splash). Edge had suggested that Pandora be Randy's valet back when Lilith ditched him for Sheamus for a while but Randy refused. With Lilith out of commission for a while, the mates knew Randy would refuse again. Because of that, her break continued…until a certain pay-per-view brought her back for an unexpected reason.
October 1, 2011
That night, Pandora and Edge were sleeping when Pandora suddenly sat up. Edge was woken up by her movement. "Babe?"
Pandora stayed silent for a moment. She then nodded and laid back down. "Father contacted me. He needs me to do his job for him tomorrow."
Edge looked at Pandora, clearly puzzled. Tomorrow was the pay-per-view Hell in a Cell. "What job is that?"
"Watching the portal to Hell."
Edge sat up a little. "Whoa, back up. What portal?"
Pandora sat up and brought her knees to her chest. "Hell in a Cell…it's more than just a match; Father made it a portal to Hell in order to make himself more powerful. That's why he's always in that type of match or somewhere nearby. He's making sure that no demon can escape and devour the people in the audience. Since he's not ready to come back, he needs me to watch the portal."
Edge realized that that made sense, considering what happened to him that fateful SummerSlam. Sighing, Pandora thought of what happened on Monday. When the Cell was lowered, Pandora was shocked since there was no one who controlled the Cell. Thankfully, she saw that there was a shield that enveloped the Cell as soon as it was lowered, keeping the portal shut. Edge nodded. "When are you going to tell Triple H?"
Pandora smiled a little. She was happy that Triple H had become the Chief Operating Officer of WWE. She knew that he was going through hard times with Kevin Nash, John Laurinaitis (whom Pandora called Laryngitis), Miz, and R-Truth but she also knew/believed that he was doing the best he could with the job that he was handed. Because of that and because of the respect that she now had for him, she said, "I'll call him tomorrow. When I explain, he'll let me be there."
Edge nodded and looked at the clock. "For now, we need to get back to sleep."
Pandora looked at the clock and saw that it was three in the morning. She chuckled a little. "He had to tell me in the middle of the night." She laid back down with Edge and curled up in his arms. The mates were fast asleep in seconds.
Edge was the first to wake up that morning. He tried to wake up Pandora but she stayed asleep. She was determined to sleep in; the call she was supposed to make was forgotten. Edge sighed; he knew he had to make the call himself and the sooner, the better. He grabbed his phone and called Triple H. As soon as The Game answered, Edge immediately said, "Pandora's going to be at Hell in a Cell tomorrow."
Triple H was surprised. "Um…okay." Edge then told him what Pandora told him the night previous and Triple H agreed. "All right. In that case, we need her."
Edge nodded. "Not only that, but it'll give her what she wants."
That caught Triple H's attention. "What do you mean?"
Edge chuckled and looked at Pandora. "She's been missing the life. She wants to come back."
"So why hasn't she? She knows she's welcome."
"Yeah, she knows. But that damn gremlin Damien is still there. He still wants to claim her and there's no one to protect her since I can't compete anymore and her family is out of commission."
Triple H stayed quiet for a moment. He then said, "You know, Edge…you're talking to the right guy." Edge was about to ask what Triple H meant by that but the COO said first, "All right. Tell her we'll be happy to have her tomorrow."
Edge nodded and hung up. When Pandora finally woke up, Edge told her about the call and she thanked him.
The next day at Hell in a Cell, Pandora (in jeans and an Edge shirt) was there for the two Hell in a Cell matches and was given a strong welcome by the audience, especially when Justin Roberts called her "daughter of the Phenom, niece of the Big Red Machine, and mate of the Rated-R Superstar." When she reached the commentators' desk, she found that Cole was not thrilled to see her since her mate had called him a tool on more than one occasion. She ignored him and put on a headset, explaining to the commentators what her job was. Cole did not believe her and tried to insult Edge but he was quickly quieted when Pandora threatened to open the portal enough to let the demons devour Cole. The first Hell in a Cell match between Randy and Mark was vicious, especially since it was a battle between rages. Demons were clawing at the shield to feel the two rages but Pandora kept it strong. She was not thrilled that Randy lost but was grateful that he managed to avoid getting his ankle fractured and attacked Mark with the chair before the champion ran out. After that match, she disappeared from her seat but not before seeing a hooded audience member tend to Randy before being escorted out by security. She smirked, knowing who that person was by scent…
When the main event happened, Pandora reappeared in her chair, startling the commentators, and kept one eye on the portal and one eye on the match. She knew that she would be happy if either Cena retained the title or CM Punk took it from him; she just did not want Del Rio to have the belt (her thousand year hatred vow was still strong). But she was reminded that, even with the portal shielded, the Cell still had demonic effects on people. The end began when Rodriguez hit the referee from the outside with a steel pipe and stole the key which allowed him to enter to try and attack Cena with the weapon. Pandora tried to stop him but her wings got entangled with the headset's wires and she could not get to him in time. While the attack on Cena by Rodriguez failed, Del Rio still got a hold of the pipe and attacked Cena, knocking him out of the Cell and onto Pandora. With both down, Del Rio locked the door again and threw the key under the ring, locking Cena and Pandora out of the cell. Cena tried to get Pandora to help but she had no way to unlock a locked door. So all they could do was watch as Del Rio pinned Punk, winning the Championship. Once the Cell started to rise, Pandora went back to the commentators' desk (since the portal is shut down when the Cell is not touching the ground) and Cena raced in…followed by two hooded assailants who attacked Cena and the referees. It was soon clear that they were Miz and R-Truth and Triple H and Laurinaitis ran out to stop them. At first believing that the two men would have it under control, Pandora turned around in time to see the Cell lowering again, intent on keeping the two out. She tried her hardest to stop the Cell but she was powerless as Triple H sent Laurinaitis to get the Cell raised from the control room while every available superstar came out to get into the Cell. But they were stuck outside as Miz and R-Truth continued their attack on everyone who was in the Cell. After a brutal beat down, a crew member used bolt cutters to let the police in to arrest the insane duo. They did surrender but Triple H could not resist giving them a taste of their own medicine. After Laurinaitis tried and failed to stop him, two security guards and Pandora managed to pull Triple H off of the duo, allowing the police to take them away. As the chaos slowly calmed down, Pandora knew that things would not be smoothly for some time.
October 3
Pandora did not plan on being at RAW that night. But watching the show with Edge made her realize that she needed to be there to speak her mind. She came to that realization when she saw Del Rio, Christian, Cody Rhodes, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Vickie Guerrero, and David Otunga in the ring and each listed their grievances and fears since Triple H became COO. The demoness was shocked that they were blaming Triple H for the chaos that happened last night and that they felt like this was an unsafe place as long as he was in charge. She was disgusted and agreed with Triple H who told them that they were not acting like real wrestlers since real wrestlers did not whine or cry or threaten lawsuits; they did what the fans wanted, which was shutting up and solving problems with fights. After a Divas' match, she then saw Laurinaitis tell Triple H to get a vote of confidence from the WWE roster and accept what they said…unless the COO was scared. Triple H responded by grabbing Laurinaitis and admitted that he was only scared of was if Laurinaitis was the one who was undermining him and then told the EVP to gather the roster around the ring at the end of the show. With a quick explanation to Edge and a kiss, Pandora appeared in the arena; she had her own view on this matter.
At the end of the show, Pandora stood with all the Divas as they, the Superstars from both shows, the referees, and Jerry Lawler surrounded the ring. She pretended to be on the Divas' side as Triple H came to the ring. Before hearing their views, Triple H had his own words to say. He admitted that being COO was more difficult than he expected, especially since this was a job that he was handed. He then brought up Miz and R-Truth and their video "apology" for bringing in lawyers and a lawsuit. Triple H stated that Miz and R-Truth should really apologize for being babies, especially Triple H was upset, not by their actions, but by their inability of accept their punishment for being fired after attacking Triple H and Punk after their match. After getting that off his chest, he then admitted that he was old school; in other words, he enjoyed the confrontations, battles, and chaos that are WWE, something that the fans (and Pandora) agreed with. He then spoke directly to the roster, saying that it is really the fans that sign their checks and it's them that they should entertain with what they want. Pandora was smiling as Triple H then asked the roster to give their opinions.
After a few seconds, Pandora saw out of the corner of her eye Damien whispering in Barrett's ear and Barrett nodded. Pandora glared at them as Barrett opened with the statement that he had been selected by his colleagues to be their voice. Pandora rolled her eyes as Barrett stated that, since Triple H has been COO, The Game has created an unsafe work environment which does not work for them since they came to the WWE to be professionals who adhere to rules and regulations and should not be attacked by outsiders. Barrett then used Triple H's own words against him, pointing out that Triple H admitted that he enjoyed confrontations and chaos, not to mention putting his hands on the talent. Pandora murmured, "Never you mind that Miz and R-Truth are not part of the roster." Barrett finally concluded by saying that Triple H was out of control.
Hoping to get the roster to open their eyes a little, Triple H reintroduced Wade Barrett to the fans as former leader of The Nexus, a group who destroyed half the roster, tried to ruin RAW (and almost succeeded), and tried to shut down the whole company. Barrett shook his head, trying to appear innocent, as Triple H jabbed at Barrett further by suggesting that Barrett was upset by the chaos because he was not causing it. Barrett said nothing and Pandora snickered.
Seeing Damien whisper some more in Barrett's ears, Triple H decided to jab the demon as well. "And look, everyone! You all remember the Devil's Son, Damien." Damien looked up at the mention of his name as Triple H continued. "The guy who not only helped Kane assault the Undertaker and kidnapped Pandora…" this statement was met with boos and Damien smirking, "…but also the same gremlin who backstabbed Kane to become Barrett's gremlin." Damien's eyes snapped open and he tried to storm the ring, only to be held back by Barrett and Mark Henry. Pandora laughed out loud, earning stares from the divas; they did not understand that being called a gremlin was a big insult in Hell, especially when the person who was insulted was the Devil's son. As referee Mike Chioda and Triple H did a little back and forth about the referees' fears, Beth looked at Pandora. "What's wrong with you?"
Pandora looked at Beth. "What? He's doing the best he can. Accept that."
Beth shook her head and tried to get Triple H's attention. Having enough, Pandora knocked the microphone out of Beth's hand and climbed into the ring. It was time to put in her two cents. Asking for Triple H's microphone, she spoke. "Hunter, I'm sorry but I can't sit back and listen to this anymore. They have their views…well, I have mine." The audience did not know where she was going with this. "You were given this job against your will; it's like giving a 16 year old human the keys to a powerful car and telling him to drive on the freeway without giving him any training. You're doing the best you can and I respect that...and I'm not just speaking for myself. I'm speaking for Hell, I'm speaking for my family...and I'm speaking for my father. He saw something in you that demands respect. I didn't understand it at first...but I do now. Because of that...you have my vote of confidence."
The audience cheered as Pandora and Triple H shook hands. Now having her microphone again, Beth pointed out that they were girls. That statement made Pandora roll her eyes as Beth spoke for the Divas by saying that, since all this happened, they were all scared that something accidental or even intentional could happen to them. Triple H listened to them and then asked out of respect for Beth to name one thing that has happened to any of the Divas. Unable to come up with one thing, Beth said, "I'm just saying, it could happen."
Pandora pulled Triple H's microphone to her mouth and said, "Just because it could doesn't mean it will. I mean, I could get hit by a bus leaving this arena. Doesn't mean I'm going to live here." The audience agreed with Pandora as Triple H calmly took his microphone back. There was one more person who wanted to speak his mind: Jerry Lawler. He came into the ring and stated that he was speaking for himself, not for anyone else. He admitted that he agreed with some points and did not agree with others but there was one thing he did agree with: RAW is spiraling out of control. While he did not believe that Triple H was to blame for what was going on, he did agree with Punk that someone was trying to sabotage his job and the roster were victims in that sabotage. Because someone does not want Triple H in charge, the chaos would only get worse as long as Triple H was in charge, thus making him the reason for the chaos.
Pandora could not believe what she was hearing as the superstars, referees, Divas, and Lawler all gave Triple H a vote of no confidence. She wanted to protest with them but Triple H held her back and quietly said to her, "Sometimes it's better to have one person believe in you."
Pandora smiled sadly as Lawler told Triple H that, since actions speak louder than words, he was reluctantly walking out. As soon as he left, everyone on roster, including Booker T, Justin Roberts, crew members, and finally Jim Ross, walked out of the arena. Laurinaitis came out and simply shook his head before leaving as well. Despite no one in the company believing in Triple H, the audience still believed did and so did Pandora.
October 10
That night, Triple H came out to the ring. He was the only one there of the WWE roster. He admitted that he was bewildered that the WWE roster walked out last week (something he never thought he would see), but Triple H said that they walked out on the fans, not him, before revealing that they were all out in the parking lot. They were currently holding a rally because things had gotten too hard for them and were refusing to step into the ring as long as he was in charge. After mocking the roster with their whines, he asked the audience if he should quit. They adamantly said that he should not. Agreeing with them, he angrily said that he was not a quitter, would not be blackmailed, and would not quit. He then promised to give the fans a show, even if it meant stripping down and wrestling a broomstick for two hours.
After his declaration was met with cheers, a new song started; it was the latest single to a gothic rock band. No one knew who it belonged but they found out seconds later: Pandora came out, sporting a new look. Her hair was pinned back into a bun and her wings were still in view. She was wearing a pencil-thin, black, knee-length skirt, a skin-tight, long-sleeved, black shirt with a deep v-neck, black heels, and fishnet stockings. She decided to embody the role of a sexy assistant. She came to the ring and got a microphone. She then smirked at Triple H. "Nice to see someone gets what this business is about. Too bad my friends out there don't. But I gotta tell you, before you wrestle in your tighty-whities for the benefit for all the females in the audience…" The audience laughed and Triple H smiled at her tease before she continued, "…I found a few guys in the back who want to speak their mind to you."
Sure enough, Cena and then Sheamus came out. Cena stated that everyone called him to see what side he was on since he was not part of the walk-out. After listing all the bosses he had, he revealed that he was with Triple H since Triple H was his boss and since he loved the chaos that was WWE. Sheamus recalled when he attacked Triple H the night Shawn Michaels retired and how Triple H came back, not with a lawsuit, but with a vengeance that gave him the revenge he wanted, which Sheamus respected. Sheamus then said that he left Ireland to be a part of RAW, not to be in a pathetic rally. Then someone came out that not even Pandora knew would come out: CM Punk. He put the blame on himself since he was involved in controversies (some he started) when Triple H became COO and since he was the first one to walk out months ago; but he pointed out that he did so because his contract expired and he was trying to prove a point to the whole company. He then admitted that he currently had a lot of good reasons to walk out but he would not since this was professional wrestling and unsafe working environments (like Hell in a Cell and the Elimination Chamber) came with the job. After jabbing the rally a few times, he pointed out that he went after Triple H and Cena personally. He then turned to Pandora. "When your Father came after my World Heavyweight Championship, I didn't bitch and moan; I didn't run and hide. I faced him like a man and remain the only man who has made him tap out."
Pandora smirked, remembering that night. "He didn't tap out but let's not get into that."
After ignoring her comment and threatening to go after Sheamus if he were to have a problem with the Celtic Warrior, he said he was on their side and then asked Triple H, "What do we do now?"
Triple H said that they would have a match, Sheamus vs. Cena with Triple H being the referee. He then told Punk that he would be the commentator and said that he could say anything he wanted. Punk agreed as long as he could wear Triple H's blazer. After agreeing, Triple H stopped Punk by saying, "Wait a minute, it won't be much fun if you do it alone. You need someone to commentate with. That'll be…her." He pointed to Pandora. Pandora was surprised. "Me? You want me to be commentary with the pipebomber? …Okay."
As she left the ring, Triple H asked Punk to be timekeeper as well and promised double pay. As soon as Punk joined her at the desk, he said, "I'm sure this is on everyone's mind so let's get it out of the way. When is Undertaker coming back?"
Pandora shrugged. "When the time is right."
Punk rolled his eyes. "Wonderful, she's cryptic like her Father."
"Oh, shut up, you."
Punk smirked. "You heard Triple H. I can say whatever I want."
Pandora snickered as they went back to commentating on the match. But they were all interrupted by…Vince McMahon! Punk and Pandora were vocal about their disbelief as McMahon told everyone to leave. Everyone was hesitant but knew they had to listen to him…except Pandora. As soon as she was backstage, she duck from sight by the entrance; she had to listen to this. McMahon said that he loved how his son-in-law ran RAW…but the Board of Directors did not; in fact, they were worried that the walkout would get worse and ruin WWE's future, which is why Triple H was relieved of his duties. Pandora stood up from her hiding place in shock as McMahon said that the Board elected an Interim General Manager who was unbiased (that is, no one from the McMahon family) until they could find a permanent one and it was…John Laurinaitis! Pandora paled; she now knew things would get worse than ever before.
She learned that she was right at the end of the show. In the middle of the main event, Laurinaitis stopped Punk and Del Rio and told them that they would now be a tag-team against…the rehired Miz and R-Truth! After a grueling tag team match, Del Rio tagged Punk in and left him out of dry, allowing the insane duo to attack Punk. Watching this backstage, Pandora knew she did not have a prayer but she could not stand by and let this go on. She raced out, following Triple H (who had the same idea), and the two helped Punk attack Miz and R-Truth until the duo escaped. With the unlikely pair and Pandora left in the ring, they heard Laurinaitis tell Otunga that Triple H and Punk would face Miz and R-Truth at Vengeance. Pandora scowled; she was already starting to hate Laurinaitis.
Later that night, when Pandora got home, she got two phone calls. The first call came from Triple H; he asked her if she would like to come back. She admitted that she did but was worried about Damien. Acting like Edge did not tell him, Triple H asked her to explain and, after she did, he told her that she would be safe around him. Knowing what he meant, Pandora could not help but to smile. She trusted and respected him so she accepted his offer. The second came from the WWE headquarters. She was told that, thanks to her now being Triple H's valet/assistant, she had been drafted to RAW. She was fine with that, as long as she was back. Though it was difficult being Triple H's assistant with Laurinaitis sabotaging their actions (such as deporting them from Mexico when they came out to help Punk against Miz), she was determined to help the man she greatly respected and not let the man she hated get to her.
At Vengeance, Pandora made a new outfit for being valet to Triple H and Punk's match against Miz and R-Truth. She wore extremely short black shorts, a black bikini top, one of Edge's old trench coats (that she modified to fit her and to keep her wings out), black gloves, and put her hair up in high pigtails. It was obvious that Miz and R-Truth were screwed against their opponents, especially when Triple H decided to beat up R-Truth to keep him from stopping Punk from finishing Miz. But Triple H was unexpectedly attacked…by Kevin Nash! That attack allowed the duo to attack and pin Punk but Nash was not done as he kept attacking his former friend. Pandora tried to pulled Nash off but was pushed into the barricade, knocking her out, before giving Triple H his finisher. With Nash gone, referees tended to the victims and led them out. Triple H was crushed and Pandora was too stunned to respond.
October 24
Triple H and Pandora (back in her assistant outfit) opened the show that night. Triple H was clearly upset, especially since he stated that he was lucky to both make money and have friends in a business where the two did not mix and Kevin Nash was supposed to be one of them. However, Nash changed when he returned; he was no longer the friend Triple H knew and he showed that when he attacked Triple H and Pandora the night before. Triple H admitted that Nash almost broke his neck but the emotional damage was more severe. Because of that, he wanted Nash to come out and become Triple H's punching bag. Pandora shook her head. "He won't come out. He's the type who attacks from behind."
She was right: Nash did not come out…Laurinaitis did. He tried to reason with The Game but the Cerebral Assassin was not hearing it. He pointed out that, while Laurinaitis was EVP and interim GM, Triple H was still the COO and thus Laurinaitis' boss. He then told the EVP to track down Nash and offer him the biggest contract he could; it was the only thing keeping Triple H from storming Nash's house and attacking him there. He and Pandora then started to leave and Laurinaitis tried to stop them. The two turned around to shut Laurinaitis up…that would prove to be a fatal mistake.
Nash appeared behind them and, ignoring the demoness, attacked Triple H with a shot to the spine with Triple H's own sledgehammer. Pandora shrieked in surprise and tried to tend to her friend as Laurinaitis and security kicked Nash out. EMTs and Pandora led Triple H backstage but the human was stubborn. He tried to walk on his own power and collapsed after a few steps. Pandora tried to heal Triple H's spine but it was too severe for her. The paramedics took over and tried to load him into the ambulance, only to have Nash come back and drive them away with the sledgehammer. Pandora ran up to Nash to stop her but she was quickly knocked out with an extremely hard slap.
A minute later, Pandora woke up with a bruised cheek and referee Charles Robinson checking on her. Brushing him off, she asked, "What happened? Where's Triple H? Where's Nash?"
Charles helped her up and said, "Triple H is on the way to hospital. Nash has been removed from the arena."
Pandora started to heal her cheek as she asked again, "What happened?"
Charles sighed. "Nash attacked you…and attacked Triple H with the sledgehammer again."
Pandora paled and left. She needed to find Laurinaitis. She found him in his office. He calmly looked up from his cell phone and asked, "Can I help you with something?"
Pandora nodded; it was time to get all her feelings out. "Damn straight you can. You can step down."
Laurinaitis coolly blinked at her. "Excuse me?"
Pandora scowled, "You say you're handling things. You're not; things are more out of control than ever before. In fact, things were safer when Triple H was in charge."
Laurinaitis simply stated, "You're just upset by what happened. But I can assure you that things are under control." Pandora laughed and was silenced by his next statement: "If you feel that you're in danger, I would suggest that you stay an assistant and away from the ring."
Pandora was insulted. "Excuse me? Laryngitis, how dare you suggest that! My place is ringside! I'm not a sniveling little girl that can be pushed over!"
Getting an alert on his phone, Laurinaitis started to leave but Pandora stood in his way, still upset. He then flat out told her, "You can either stay Triple H's assistant…or you can go home and stay there." With that, he left. Pandora glared at him; she was not about to do either.
Minutes later, Pandora caught wind of Punk coming out to confront Del Rio about wanting a title shot, since he never got a one-on-one rematch. She raced to the monitor and watched the exchange closely. It was more than Punk standing up to the man she hated; Punk was pretty cool to Pandora with how he loved to lay down verbal pipe bombs and did not follow anyone he did not like. Her views on Punk intensified when Laurinaitis came out and said that Punk would have his rematch…if he said that he respected the EVP. Pandora snickered. "That's not going to happen."
Pandora was right: Punk mocked Laurinaitis by saying that things were not any better and then mocking everything about Laurinaitis from his past job as a wrestler to his flaws in present day. Pandora loved every moment of it and was laughing; she already felt better. Laurinaitis then stated that he would think about giving Punk a rematch for another week. Punk decided to show Laurinaitis that he was worthy…by attacking Del Rio. Rodriguez got involved, allowing Del Rio to escape, and got hit with the GTS instead. Seeing Del Rio leaving, Pandora felt tempted to attack the Champion since she was not fully herself after the attacks earlier that night. Just as she was about to attack, her cell phone rang. Frustrated, she answered it with a sharp, "What?"
Edge's voice rang out. "Whoa, is that how my mate talks to me? I'm sorry, Miss I'm-Too-Busy-Being-An-Assistant-To-Tease-My-Mate."
Pandora blushed deeply. "Oh…hi. I didn't look at the caller ID."
Edge laughed. "Looks like I called at the right time."
Pandora raised her eyebrow. "Did you know what I was about to do?"
Edge admitted, "I only guessed. I was watching the show and I know how much you hate Del Rio."
Pandora gagged. She then admitted, "I'm hating Laryngitis more these days."
"You mean, Laurinaitis."
Pandora numbly said, "That's what I said… Laryngitis."
Edge decided not to fight her. "So what's he done now?"
Pandora groaned with frustration. "He's refusing to admit that he's brought more chaos and actually told me to either stay an assistant or stay home. Can you believe that?"
Edge winced. He knew Pandora did not like being told things like that. "Damn…what are you going to do?"
Pandora shook his head. "I don't know. Right now, the only one who's standing up to Laryngitis is CM Punk…and I must admit, I loved how he 'respected' him tonight." Just then, she heard laughing. He looked up and saw that it was Punk. He smirked. "Glad to see I'm not the only one who hates that skateboarding bastard." As Punk started to leave, Pandora watched him…and an idea started to form in her head as Edge asked, "So what are you going to do now? Go on another vacation?"
Pandora simply said, "No…I think I found another wrestler I can be a valet to."