"I'm starting to think you like being captured." Agent Kallus stared at the blindfolded teen strapped to the chair in front of him in the office.
"Oh right, yes, rebel scum does like that. I'm here for your charming looks, curse this blindfold." Ezra grumbled. "You know it wasn't exactly in the plans to actually FALL into a group of stormtroopers." He sulked. He would have been fine hadn't one of them actually recognized him from the posters.
"So you say." Kallus snorted in return before starting to examine the contents of what they had taken from the teen. Com's unit, the lightsaber, some credits and a...huh.
"A cat collar?" He asked no one in particular, puzzled. He noted a sudden flush in the teens cheeks though and raised a blond eyebrow in surprise. He returned his eyes to the collar and noted a data chip connected to the inside of it. "And a chip...my what a way to hide intel, I had no idea Rebels kept pets." He drawled.
Ezra wanted to groan. "Its not intel, its...private." He managed to get out, swearing he was going to turn into a tomato at the speed he was feeling blood raise to his face.
"Hmm, we'll see about that." The imperial agent snorted.
"Wait, you're gonna WATCH it!?" Ezra squeaked, though if asked about it, he'd say it was a manly yelp. Not a squeak.
"Now I'm gonna watch it just because you don't want me to." Kallus snorted and inserted the chip into his datapad.
"Oh karabast..." Ezra thumped his head back against the chair. He had hid the stupid chip in the cat collar and kept it for a reason! So none of the others could continue playing it!
"Now lets se-" There was a meow, a loud one.
There was some stunned silence then Ezra started thumping the back of his head against the back of the chair, noting absently the squeak of the clone guards armor at the door as they craned to look at what Kallus had, obviously curious.
"...Why are you crawling around on all four mewing like a Loth-cat?" Kallu's voice sounded strained to Ezra's ears.
"...Please turn it off?" Ezra offered instead.
There was another loud mewl and then he heard Zeb. "No, Ezra, kid don-ack! I swear if you weren't addled I'd crush you...urrgh...gonna have to wash that out of my fur for weeks, you were suppose to EAT it."
Ezra groaned loudly. "For Force sake turn it of agent muttonchop!"
He heard a slight snigger. "No, no I think...I think I'm gonna make a copy of this." Kallus sounded much to gleeful for Ezra's comfort.
"...I hate you so much. So very very very VERY much right now." Ezra sulked. "I only just managed to get that chip from the stupid rustbucket!" He sulked even harder, he refused to say he was pouting. He was NOT pouting in front of a imperial agent.
He heard another mewl and a purring noise and then sniggering coming from behind him.
"Oi! Shut up bucket heads!" He yelled only to get even more sniggering.
He grumbled loudly then muttered to himself as there was more mewling and purring from the data Kallus was watching. 'Sabine if there was ever a time for you all to have done your mission its NOW!'
As if the woman had heard him, sirens flared in the office.
"Sir! There's a break-in at the armory!" Someone shouted, a Stormtrooper.
Kallus cursed then there was a squeak of a chair as he got to his feet. "You two, watch the boy. I'll be back." Ezra listened to the feet running away, hearing the click of weapons being pointed at him. "...You guys really think I can do something right now?" He asked dryly.
"You're a Jedi apprentice." Was the only answer he got and Ezra rolled his eyes behind the blindfold.
"Yeah, well, its not me you gotta worry about." He smirked, feeling something behind the door behind him and them. "Its him you gotta worry about." The door hissed open and he heard a strangled yelp before two thumps hit opposite walls.
And then someone was pulling the blindfold of him and Ezra saw green instead of the grey darkness of the blindfold. "About time you guys showed up!" He huffed as Kanan worked on the straps keeping him to the chair.
"Well, it took a bit longer to get the intel then we thought. Sabine had to crawl through a few vents."
"Told you, you should have sent me." The teenager shook his head.
"Well Sabine was right that Kallus was less likely to kill you. He sent for the Inquisitor but the message never left the base curtosy of our murder bot." Kanan smirked as he straighened.
"I can't blieve you call him a murder bot." Ezra snorted before hurridly grabbing his things of Kallus desk.
"I call it as I see it. Hera's the only one who can control Chopper." Kanan was about to leave when he saw Ezra quickly move around the desk and grab Kallus datapad. "What are you doing?"
"...Kallus found the datachip of me on fumes and I wanna make sure he didn't actually make a copy of it."
"Wait, YOU have the chip? I had wondered where it went. Chopper said he didn't know. "
"I bribed him to give me it and say he didn't know." Ezra confessed, taking the cat collar and slipping the chip into it again before tucking it on his belt. "Zeb and Sabine wouldn't stop playing it and it...errg...its embarrassing." He moved to Kanan's side.
"Zeb can take it a bit far." Kanan mused before smirking. "And I can't believe you kept the collar Hera bought. You going to wear it?"
"...Kanan, shut up."
"Heeeh."
Author note: And by populare demand, I made a third one...and by populare I mean one person asked for another chapter but this is the last one haha.
