One chaotix time

chapter 4

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"Are we there yet?" Vector asked.

"Almost." grinned Knuckles as he lead the way.

"But we've traveled past the same rock for hours." She said pointing to a rock in the shape of an egg. "Are you sure you know where it's at?"

Knuckles sweated. "S-sure I know." 'Not really.' He thought before seeing an egg pigeon with an arrow in its mouth pointing north. "It's just north of the rock."

Vector looked confused. "Are you sure? Going north is a death trap since the only thing there is a desert full of echidna eating giant lion ants."

Knuckles stopped and started sweating nervously.

"Knuckles? Are you...afraid?" She asked with concern.

"N..N...No! Of course not!" he spoke with confidence. "Trust me, it'll take more than….those, to keep me away."

"Like giant echidna eating worms?" She asked. "Or Eggman in a tutu?"

Knuckles cringed before fainting from the image. 'AAAAHHHH!'

"Knuckles!" Vector moved over and crouched down before shaking him. "Wake up!"

-eggfortress-

"I should have told him about the lion ants." Eggman facepalmed as he watched the video feedback at Vector trying to wake Knuckles up. "It seems I'll need to speed this up."

-back with Vector and Knuckles-

The egg pigeon flew closer to the equidna as it landed on him a pecked him heard. "Coo coo!"

"Ooh! A pigeon!" Vector grabbed it before throwing it into her mouth.

"Coo!" It called out before Vector swallowed it whole. "COO COO!"

-Vector's stomach-

"Coo coo?" It said in the stomach as released a large concentration of nanobots into the bloodstream visa picking the stomach walks.

-outside-

"Ow! Just die already!" The crocodile growled before the nanobots took control of her body, her eyes turning red. "Awake the idiot."

She started kicking the side of Knuckles who groaned.

"Gah stop that!" He yelled.

"Get going Knuckles." She said robotically. "The fish are calling."

"Oh right, we gotta keep going." he spoke standing up.

"And you are a fool." She said as the echidna walked out of her hearing range as she walked behind him.

'Just try to ignore what she said about the ants and worms, you should be fine.'

-with Charmy and Espio-

"Like it?" Charmy asked.

"Hmm, not bad, but I think orange is more your style." remarked the chameleon while Charmy showed off a red dress she was trying on.

"Well you should have tried purple." Charmy teased. "It shows your ass more."

Espio blushed since she was trying on a green chinese dress with gold accents.

"Yep." The bee smiled. "Keep that one. Sonic will love it."

"Well it doesn't hurt to have the same outfit with different colors." she remarked.

"True." She smiled before trying a blue and white maid's uniform. "Would Tails like it if I 'clean' his life?"

"Well he wouldn't take his eyes off you, that's for sure." she remarked as she changed into a form fitting white dress with a slit on the side that showed her leg.

"Agreed besides." She grinned before putting on a lab cloak. "We do love science~"

Espio rolled her eyes while putting the dress in her bag so it didn't get dirty or fall away and saw her eyes moved towards the adult section of the store for clothes.

"What are you looking at?"

"Uh, nothing." she blushed while hoping Charmy didn't notice.

Charmy grinned. "So you want sexy underwear?" She smiled while taking off the outfit and placing it in her bag.

"I-I don't know what you're talking about." she waved off. "Let's just get these paid for and look for those two."

"Fine." She sighed before flying to the adult section. "Not!"

"Charmy! You're too young!" cried Espio running after her.

"LOVE HAS NO AGE!" She yelled while grabbing various panties and bras meant for sex before flying out of the store, and paid for it as well, and out the mall door. "FOR TAILS!"

Espio groaned and was ready to follow, but eyed some of the lingerie and looked from to the register and questioned on whether she should grab some. After about two seconds of careful thought, she grabbed the lingerie and walked to the register and payed for it.

"Have a nice day."

'I will, if I can find Sonic first.'

"Hey Espio." Charmy yelled while inside a bus. "Hurry up! It's about to leave for Angel Island station!"

Espio hurried up onto the bus and sat beside Charmy. "I told you that section wasn't meant for you."

"Yea yea and you bought it anyway." She said pointing to the bag in Espio's hand. "What kind is it?"

"That's for Sonic to see, not you."

Charmy sighed. "If you say so. Miss big ass."

"Flat chest."

"I'm not flat!" She growled. "Only you are miss mega ass."

Espio flicked her forehead as the bus started moving.

"So fat ass." Charmy asked. "Should we stalk them first or just make the forward approach?"

"Stalk, this will give us a better chance to wait for an opening and then corner them."

Charmy sweatdropped. "Like last time? Where they nearly got killed by that stalker Amy and her hammer?"

"If we can get them away from the city, we have a better chance. Besides, if we try the forward way, they'll spot us and run."

"True but maybe they will not run away from us?" She asked. "Since we are more mature than most women...accept Vector."

"Yes, I am more mature than either of you."

"Hey I'm more mature then you miss I'm afraid of getting kinky."

"I'm not afraid, but at least I think." she retorted.

"About sex." She teased. "And Sonic in a swimsuit."

Espio blushed before shutting Charmy's lips shut with her fingers. "Says the girl who is obsesses about kissing Tails."

Charmy glared before huffing. 'And having sex as well you fat ass.'

"Keep that up and I'll throw you out of the bus."

She just glared.

"Next stop Angel Island station!"

Both waited till it stopped before walking off the vehicle.

"So dress or no dress?" Charmy grinned.

"We don't even know if they're here."

Charmy was about to retort before spotting Sonic and Tails walking to a hotel. "Hey they just went into a...hotel? Vacation maybe?"

"If Tails had to run from you, I'd say it makes sense." smirked Espio walking past her.

"That's Sonic's plan for you, not Tails!" She growled as she flew past her and right into the hotel.

Espio groaned before hurrying inside.

"Did you see a hedgehog and a fox come by?" Charmy asked the bellhop.

"Oh yes." He said. "And they asked for a two room suite on the roof."

"Well we're friends of them who'd like to visit, but can you keep it to yourself? We wanna surprise them."

The bellhop nodded while giving them a key, with the number 6969 on it. "They are staying in room 6969. First door on the right."

"Thanks." Charmy turned to Espio with a grin.

"Let's go." She said running to the elevator.

-With Knuckles and Vector-

"GRA!" Cried a lion ant as it tried biting Knuckle's tail as he fell into to the center of the pit.

Said echidna swung his fist and knocked it back. Only to sink deeper into the pit.

"Need help?" Vector asked while standing outside the pit.

"GRA!" The lion ant cried before biting Knuckles' leg and started pulling him down.

"AH! YES!"

Vector smiled before replying. "Should I throw a rock at it or at you?"

Knuckles tried to say something before getting hit by a boulder right in the face. "GAH!"

Just then a larger boulder landed on the lion ant's head and crushed it as the equidna ran out of the pit, really pissed.

"Are you ok?" Vector asked bored and sitting on a boulder.

"Yes...just fine…" he growled through gritted teeth.

"Good, now the fish are waiting." She said jumping off the boulder and walked away to the north.

'What's up with her? I figured she would have hugged me or something, not throw rocks on me.'

"Are you coming Knuckles?" She asked while not stopping to take a break.

"Yeah, right behind you."

-eggfortress-

"Good." Eggman grinned. "Come here and give us your chaos energy." He then turned the channel to see SP Ex getting attacked by seagulls.

"AHH! GET OFF YOU BLASTED RATS WITH WINGS!"

"SP Ex! What are you doing?" he growled.

"I'm trying to kill some blasted pigeons!" SP Ex yelled while blasting the birds and failing. "GET AWAY!"

"Focus on your mission!"

SP Ex sighed before blasting a seagull into a cooked bird before flying away. "Yes eggcat."

"WHAT!?"

"What? Eggman? It's your name right?"

"Just. Focus. On. The. MISSION." he spoke through gritted teeth.

SP Ex nodded. "Yes doctor eggman...eggcatman." He said the last part quietly as he flew off to capture the eggvacume 4000 and the Prototype chaos bot...along with his protocol program. 'Destroy Sonic!'

-With said hedgehog-

"ACHOO!" He sneezed while laying on the bed eating a chilli dog. "Huh, weird."

Knock knock.

"I'll get it." Tails said getting the door. He opened it and his eyes widened. "You two!?"

"Hey~" Charmy grinned while wearing a maids uniform. "Need some house 'cleaning?'".

Tails quickly slammed the door and started locking it.

"Who was it?" Sonic asked getting up.

"The girls!"

Just then the door was broken down.

"Espio! Don't use me as a battering ram!" Charmy said while seeing stars.

"Well Vector's not here, so I improvised." she grinned before seeing Sonic and Tails run away.

"Told you this would happen ow." Charmy said before falling to the ground as Espio ran after them. "Hey wait for me!"

Sonic and Tails ran into the main bedroom and shut it before they started barricading it.

"How did they find us?!" Tails asked while grabbing a bookcase.

"I don't know! Did you give them a tracking device for us or what?" asked Sonic pushing the bed over.

"No!" He yelled before trying to get another bookcase.

"Here you go." Charmy grinned giving Tails the bookcase.

"Ah thank you." he nodded as he put it there before stopping. "Oh crap."

"Hey wait. I'm just here to hug you not rape you or anything." Charmy said while putting her hands up in defense. "Just calm down."

"Wait, if you're here, than that means…" spoke Sonic with wide eyes.

"Nope. She's still outside." She said while sitting on the bed. "And I'm just here to kiss Tails not anything else." 'Yet~' "So...want to kiss?"

"I don't know."

"Please? I'm not Espio who is a massive pervert." Charmy pouted cutely.

"I'M NOT A PERVERT!" shouted said girl through the door.

"Yes you are miss I want to fuck Sonic while under a bridge!" Charmy retorted before looking at Tails again. "Please?"

Tails gulped since she started pouting, which made her in a maid's outfit a little bit harder to resist. Tails finally relented before kissing her on the lips, causing Charmy to blush wildly before hugging Tails.

"Can someone just let me in?" spoke Espio.

"No." Sonic called out. "You're a pervert with a crazy need to stalk me like a mad woman!"

"At least I'm not like Amy. Would you rather I be like her, but with the art of a shinobi?"

Sonic sighed. "Fine, but no tricks or anything." he started pushing the items away from the door.

Espio rushed in and kissed Sonic on the lips. "Sonic~"

"Ah! Don't do that!" he pushed her away while wiping his mouth.

"Sorry. But you did run from us all day so...that was payback." Espio blushed.

"Well if you keep this up, I'm getting a restraining order."

"Sorry about that but we just wanted to kiss you but you just ran like we were eggbots or something." Espio sighed before hugging him lightly. "Just don't run and I won't have to act like that."

"But doesn't this all seem weird? I mean, all three of you became girls, start chasing us, I mean, this doesn't feel…..crazy to you?"

"Are you...homophobic?"

"No! I mean, I have no problem with same sex couples, but since when did you three suddenly pick us to go after? And how come you never freaked?"

Espio blushed. "Well secretly...we liked you guys before the incident."

"SAY WHAT!?" exclaimed Sonic and Tails.

"What? It's true." Charmy smiled. "Ever since you started helping us out on cases we slowly started to like you and with the incident…"

"We all started to see you like boyfriend's." Espio smiled. "But we didn't know how'd you react, so we just shrugged them off."

"Except me." Charmy frowned. "I'm better at understanding relationships then Espio or Vector."

"So in short, you all just went a little too excited after becoming girls?" spoke Sonic while scratching his head.

"Yep." Both said while hugging them closer to them.

"Say? Where's Vector anyway?" Tails asked.

"Well we left her behind in the forest with Knuckles and we chased you two, so we're not sure." admitted Espio.

"So….oh crap!" Charmy cried out. "Vector's getting attacked by squirrels."

"Say what?" spoke Sonic with a sweatdrop.

"Oh just that Vector is afraid of anything smaller than a racoon." Charmy said holding back laughter.

"I never saw that happened."

"That's because Espio kills them with hugs." Charmy teased. "And some of her cooking."

"HEY!" she yelled. "You're the one who has a secret stock of sweets under your bed!"

"And you have very annoying pet rocks." Charmy glared. "And Vector ate them not the neighborhood dog."

"I'LL KILL HER!"

Tails sighed. "Later. But let's watch a movie. Does that sound good?"

"Yes!" Charmy smiled before kissing Tail's cheek. "Let's have a movie night!"

"Well, what do you two feel like?" asked Sonic who could tell runing would be a waste, especially since they paid for this suite and it wasn't cheap.

"Fast and furious 6." Both said in unison.

"Alright, sounds good."

Espio whispered in Sonic's ear. "Thank you Sonic ,this really is kind of you."

He nodded as they got on the bed and searched through the channels on the tv.

"Room service?" Charmy asked Tails. "We will pay for it with Vector's credit card."

"Since when did you guys have a credit card." spoke Sonic.

"Since we saved a banker from a rogue policeman." Espio said while pulling out a credit card with their logo on it. "And the fun part is…"

"Vector has no idea that we have it." Charmy laughed.

"Oooh." winced the boys.

"Well Vector is pretty forgetful about something." Charmy sighed. "Like the time she got us lost in the mountains...even if we were still by the bus station for the last seven weeks."

"Ouch."

"Big time and it was worse when she accidentally signed us up for...gulp...sewer sanitation work." Espio shuttered. "We were down there cleaning for a month with no gas masks."

"Gross." grimaced Tails.

"Agreed." Charmy shivered. "So did Knuckles do something similar?"

"Nah, usually Tails leads the way so we don't get lost."

Charmy nodded before hugging Tails. "So...are you liking this?"

"Yeah, it's kind of cozy." admitted the fox with a blush.

She nodded before hugging Tails while Espio nuzzled Sonic with her cheek.

'Heh, this is kind of nice.' thought Sonic who felt his arm wrap around Espio and blushed. 'Shit!'

Espio smiled as they watched the movie, not knowing that a shadow was watching them from outside the window, red eyes looking at Sonic with hate.

'Delete, Delete.'

-With Vector and Knuckles-

"Coming Knuckles?" She droned as she walked towards a large pyramid/mountain fortress covered in eggman's face and guarded by larger then life eggbots.

"Yeah, and shouldn't I be leading the way?" frowned the echidna.

"And get lost like the idiot you are?" She said out of character for a second before walking it, with none of the guards attempting to shoot her down.

He growled and was tempted to slug her, but kept walking while ignoring the robots.

"Coo coo." They called out since 50% of them were either pigeon bots or had wings. "Knuckles is an idiot. Coo coo!"

Knuckles tried to ignore them as Vector dragged him into the main hall as the door shut and a visual monitor came up.

"Hello." greeted Eggman with a grin.

"Good afternoon doctor." The crocodile bowed to the monitor as Knuckles looked at her in shock. "Shall I enter the chaos energy extraction chamber?"

"Yes, and I'll do some exterminating." he chuckled as several swatbots started entering the room.

"YOU TRICKED ME!" Knuckles yelled in anger.

"Of course. You are an idiot after all." Eggman laughed as Vector walked into the inner sanctum and the swatbots advanced towards the equidna.

Knuckles growled and charged at the robots as they started opening fire at him. As he destroyed each one, it repaired itself and kept on attacking.

"Like it? It's my new brand of swatbots, the never ending nanobot repairing swatbots, or NNRSB's for short." The mad doctor grinned as Knuckles continued to break them it no progress.

'Maybe I should have gotten back with Sonic and Tails. Wonder what they're up to.'