Stupid Things Parents Say
By: Matrix Taylor
Type: Humor/Parody/ Family
Rated: T (Because of the language...I think)
Anime: Digimon
SUMMARY: As parents we have said things to our children that in that specific moment needed to be said. But sometimes, as husband and wife, you will back out of that moment and look at each other and go, "What the hell did you just say?" So, here is a list of things that the digidestines, as parents, have said to their children and probably hope to stop saying sometime in the future. LOL.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Finally, here is the second part to this fic. Hope you enjoy it! This one is Takuya's P.O.V.
Inspired by Jeff Dunham's Stupid Things Parents Say
DISCLAIMER: Digimon does not belong to me, but to their rightful owners & distributors. The jokes used in this fic do not belong to me but to Jeff Dunham. I am simply borrowing his work.
Burp In Her Panties!
Although we were no longer in the digiworld, we were all split up again. However, we all kept in touch. And of course, we never forgot what happened in the digital world. Now, we are all grown up and living out our lives however we want. All of us have a career and family. I, myself, am married with three little, count them, three little girls. In other words, a house filled with women! Yikes!
As parents, both I and my wife are responsible for raising respectable children. So, in doing so, my wife and I has set down some rules. Okay, so my wife set up most of the rules. I just try to at least not break half of them in front of the girls. Hey! I'm not perfect! One of the rules we both agreed upon was to outlaw the use of the word fart in our house. We reached this agreement right after our second daughter was born and she began using the words like she was saying the alphebet. Somehow, I was blamed for it.
Anyway, one day, we were all out at the mall with my friends J.P., Koji, Tommy, Zoe, and Koichi, as well as their children, when my youngest daughter, Sara, decided at the very moment as we were going to get ice cream to let one rip.
That's when my middle child said : "Ew...you...burped in you panties!"
My wife put her hand to her forehead and sighed, shaking her head. I could hear my friends snickering.
"Hey! Nice save!" I say to my second oldest daughter Taiya giving her a thumbs up.
That's when my wife gave me "The Look!" You all know what I'm talking about! You know the look! The one your mother gives you when you're in trouble? Yeah...the look! Anyway, we've took a page out of the kids book and started using the expression. Unfortunately, it's not so cute when an adult says it!
But look on the bright side, at least no one's saying fart!