A/N: Hello again reader~XD…now, I DID say that I was going to update this next week but…I feel a little…hyper today (no I didn't eat any chocolates…or sweets, or anything sugary…it's something else)…so now, let us say the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: Why am I wasting my time, all day, writing stupid disclaimers for every single story I write, it's FANFICTION FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! …I think I went too far =="
Let's start…and I apologize if this isn't funny…
It was nearly the end of their first week in the hospital. As usual, they were treated, took physical therapy, etc, etc, etc…but today, it was just a rest day for all patients. Let us start with a fresh morning with our fellow former Gemini Storm captain…
"Aah!" Midorikawa moaned softly, stretching out his arms and yawning, "I had the best nap in years!"
The greenet looked around him and noticed that Kogure was awake too, near the bed of Gazel and he was holding a…bucket of water?
Concerned, Midorikawa got up and walked slowly to the mischievous junior. He should be lucky that it was only his arm that was injured, not the leg.
"Good morning Kogure, what are you up to?" Midorikawa asked.
Kogure laughed mischievously, faced Midorikawa and grinned, "Playing a prank on Gazel! Ushishishi~"
Midorikawa sweatdropped, "O-Okay…"
And he decided to go to the bathroom to take a shower and freshen up, but first, he needed help, considering the fact that he's injured.
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As Midorikawa finished his changing to his clothes, he heard a fit of giggles outside the bathroom. Curious, he walked outside, to see everyone laughing and pointing to a certain former Diamond Dust captain.
"HAHA! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GAZEL!" the greenet heard Burn shout out, "YOU, YOU PEED IN YOUR PAJAMAS!"
Gazel turned red from embarrassment, "I-IT WASN'T ME!"
That was when he heard a rather, familiar snicker. Gazel turned to the direction from where the source of the snickering came from, Kogure Yuuya.
"YOU!" he exclaimed, pointing to the mischievous junior, "THIS WAS ALL YOUR DOING, ISN'T IT? !"
Kogure snickered again, "Maybe~" he taunted, running off to the door.
"GET BACK HERE YOU SNEAKY, EVIL, ELF MIDGET!" Gazel screamed, chasing after him.
Unfortunately for Gazel, he forgot to change his pajamas…so he's chasing Kogure, with that 'stain' on his pants.
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Hiroto wiped away a tear as they watched Gazel leave the door, still in his 'wet' pajamas. He just couldn't help but laugh at him. It seemed impossible for Gazel to even pee in his own pants…but he did have a good laugh.
As he was about to read the book that laid on his bedside table, his head felt a thump and he turned around to see Sakuma…and his bed filled with various penguin plushies.
"Sa…Sakuma?" he asked in a worried tone.
But Sakuma just ignored Hiroto and threw more to the direction where Hiroto was. And when Hiroto turned around, he saw that it was Fudou Akio…throwing pillows at Sakuma.
"EYEPATCH, REGRET WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY BELOVED BENCH!" Fudou yelled, throwing pillows to Sakuma.
Sakuma dodged it and threw penguin plushies, "OH YEAH? ! REGRET WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY PENGUINS!"
"OH YEAH? ! PENGUINS ARE STUPID!"
"BENCHES ARE DUMB!"
"BENCH!"
"PENGUIN!"
"BENCH!"
"PENGUIN!"
"BENCH!"
"PENGUIN!"
And the fight went on and on.
Hiroto sighed, "Oh crud…"
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Everyone, practically EVERYONE, tried to avoid to get involved in 'murderous' scene of, 'The Battle of the Penguins and Benches'. But the Bench Lover and Penguin Lover can't seem to get enough. Every time one of them threw a pillow/plushie, it would hit someone.
"OW!" Kidou screamed as a pillow hit face, "FUDOU! STOP FIGHTING WITH SAKUMA!"
But the Bench Lover avoided the strategist and continued his attempts to hit Penguin Lover.
"Don't mind them Kidou-san~" Kidou turned around to see Toramaru smiling at him, "I'm pretty sure they'll stop when they're done!"
And that was when Kidou noticed that Toramaru was wearing a red cape around him. Was Toramaru…pretending to be like him?
"Toramaru, you're wearing a cape…" Kidou pointed out.
The youngling smiled again, "Yeah! You like it?"
Kidou thought for a moment and smiled at him, "Hmm…yeah, it suits you…"
"Yay!" Toramaru cheered.
And Toramaru and Kidou STILL didn't notice Gouenji, his hands wrapped around a pillow and his eyes slowly turning lifeless. The one beside him, Kabeyama Heigorou, asked the ace striker if he was alright, considering the fact he could feel a murky aura from him.
"Gouenji-san…are you okay?" Kabeyama asked.
Gouenji snapped and turned to smile at Kabeyama, "Yeah…I'm alright…"
"Oookaay…." Kabeyama flustered, turning back to talking to Kurimatsu.
Gouenji turned again to watch Toramaru try on Kidou's now broken goggles. Oh I forgot, his goggles were broken because he fell and Kabeyama sat on him…LITERALLY, sat on Kidou…which is why Kidou's keeping his distance from him.
And this is what the ace striker's thinking:
Hehehe…Kidou Yuuto, one day…you will be my prey…hehe…and I will be the Prince Charming of Inazuma Japan…hehe…you're getting in the way of my plans…hehe…and getting Toramaru from me, eh…HA…I will GET YOU…NOTHING WILL GET IN MY WAY…!
"Hehehe…" the ace striker laughed creepily, stroking his pillow.
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Endou watched as Gouenji laughed softly…and it was creeping him out. He wondered if Gouenji was alright, but he heard from Kabeyama that he was…but…
"HEY BURN!~" Endou heard Aphrodi shout gleefully.
He turned around and watched Aphrodi holding a pair of scissors in one hand, and Burn's hair tulip on the other.
"NO APHRODI! PLEASE DON'T!" Burn shouted helplessly.
Aphrodi just smiled, "Oh but Burn, I MUST cut off that stupid tulip of you, it's ruining your beautiful hair~"
And Burn continues yelling and shouting for help, "HELP! SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE! ! !"
And Endou, he just sweat dropped at them. He had no idea why Aphrodi's acting weird…probably because he hit his head too hard when he fell in that accident.
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Katsuya watched outside the door of where the patients were act crazy, awkward and cheery all at the same time. He spotted his son too and he sensed that his son was…well, going gloomy. Sighing, he entered the room, held his breath and…
"EVERYONE PLEASE GET BACK TO YOUR BEDS!"
As soon as everyone heard his voice, they all ran to their beds and sat on it. Katsuya sighed again and walked to the center of the room, reading the stats of the patients in his clipboard. He reminded them again that they would be able to walk again in a week, lectured to them again about proper behaviour and when he was finished, he walked out of the room.
"How does my son handle these teenagers…" he murmured as he walked to his office.
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Awkward silence filled the room when Katsuya left…5…4…3…2…1…
"PENGUIN AND PILLOW FIGHT!" Sakuma and Fudou exclaimed.
Instantly, they started pillows at each other again, some hitting their friends and those who weren't involved, were left to duck or hide in the beds.
"This is insane…" Fubuki murmured as he dodged one of Fudou's pillows.
"I agree…" Midorikawa nodded, dodging Sakuma's penguin plushies.
But one was getting frustrated…in 5…4…3…2…1
"ENOUGH!" a voice boomed.
Everyone got out of their hiding places to see Gouenji holding his pillow in one hand and he was glaring at Kidou with his now, lifeless eyes.
He threw a pillow at the strategist, "YOU!"
Kidou was confused, "Y-Yeah…? What's wrong Gouenji?"
Gouenji lost his temper and threw another pillow at him, "WHAT'S WRONG IS THAT YOU'RE GETTING ALL THE ATTENTION! I'M TIRED OF SEEING YOU EVERYDAY BEING TREATED LIKE SOME FANCY PRINCE YOU NITWIT!"
Kidou scratched his head, "What do you mean?"
Gouenji threw another pillow at him, "YOU KNOW, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FACE-OFF! Literally a FACE-OFF, where we challenge our talents and looks!"
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"You're on…" Kidou challenged.
A/N: And that is the conclusion of this chapter! :DDD Well, I apologize for the lack of humor…I think…and listening to TMSP, Magnet, Romeo and Cinderella and Beyond her Tomb is NOT helping me write humor =="…only Mata ne…no Kisetsu (LOL, Inazuma song XP)
Oh, and if you're thinking of how Kogure pranked Gazel, it's pretty simple! He just let Gazel's hand touch the bucket of HOT WATER and Gazel…will do his business XXDD
Everyone, VOTE NOW ON WHO SHOULD WIN THE FACE-OFF! Gouenji Shuuya, or Kidou Yuuto? Vote now in your reviews~or in other words, PLEASE REVIEW! ^^
