I stared at my poor friend as he walked up to us slowly. His second hospital visit of the day, but it's not as bad as when exams come up. Sasuke and I both get him sent to the hospital because we're trying to study and he's a freak when he's bored.
I walked into the apartment, happy that the Akatsuki weren't at our door still. I set my stuff down in my room feeling exhausted. I collapsed on the bed and closed my eyes. After five seconds I opened them and glared. "Why are you all here in my room?" I asked dryly. Sasori laid down beside me and ran a finger down my jaw line.
"Do you want us to go?" he asked seductively. I looked at him for a moment then shoved him off my bed.
"Yes, now get out!" I shouted making Sasuke run into the room. He glared at everyone then looked at his brother in shock.
"Hello little brother." Itachi smirked. I glanced between the two and just shook my head. Sasuke walked up to his brother swiftly and looked him over.
"Looking good, I guess your stalking my roommate now? Been up to anything else lately?" He asked having a conversation with one of my stalkers. Konan walked up t me and slid two fingers into my pants and wrapped her arm around my waist.
"Haven't killed the one who brought you to us yet, but when I do… we'll have fun." She smirked. I pulled away and landed on Tobi's lap. He looked at me for a moment and then blushed. I stood up swiftly feeling something hit my butt.
"TOBI'S THINKING DIRTY THOUGHTS AGAIN!!!!!!" He screamed and ran out of the apartment. No one said a word as we just stared at my open bedroom door. Naruto came in then and looked at us all.
"Hey Konan, Pein wanted to see you." Naruto said reminding me that he knew this girl somehow. Just before I could question him, the girl slid her arms around my shoulders with her mouth by my neck and hands at my chest.
"I'm having fun here though…" She pouted making me pale and try to squirm away. Konan licked along my neck but luckily Hidan pulled me away then. He held me in his arms and rubbed his cheek against mine.
"I can't wait to show you all about my Jashin. He's a hell of lot more fun than her." Hidan smirked making everyone glare at him.
"We told you not to cuss near our Sakura-baby, yeah!" Deidara grumbled reaching his arms out for me. My eyes were wide… I just want to get out of here and live my normal life again. Sasuke and Naruto began whispering to each other. I scowled at them. Stupid boys are gossiping as I'm here being mind raped by everyone in the room, and kidnapped by these freaks.
Suddenly Sasuke and Naruto laughed evilly and gave everyone an innocent smirk. "We just came up with an idea! Why can't each of you take Sakura for a week? Then she can pick one or none. It's easy as cake." Naruto informed everyone.
"No raping her. If you do that then she probably won't pick you in the end." Sasuke growled. I stared at my supposed friends with wide dark eyes that quickly turned into death glares. The guys shivered and took a few steps back then ran away as fast as they could. No one spoke for a moment trying to decide whether or not they should do what Sasuke and Naruto suggested.
"That may not be half bad." Sasori said simply and stared at me.
"Okay then… if you want to do this then I choose who I go with first. None of you are allowed to visit me unless you fear for my safety. I have to accept you as a savior and then I'll be able to end it with that person earlier then the week's end." I stated watching their hungry expressions.
"I go first." A quiet voice whispered from somewhere in the room. I looked around and noticed Tobi walking up to me with an evil smile on his face. He looked up at me and smiled innocently. "Let's have fun this week!"
He grabbed my arm and hugged it tightly as he took me out of my place. "Wait! Don't I need to pack?" I asked reaching back for my door. He gave me a hungry and perverse look before thrusting me into a black BMW.
"I have clothes and everything else you need at my house. I've been waiting for you for a very long time." Tobi said in a dark voice. He no longer sounded anything like his cute and chibi self. I stared back through the dark tinted windows at my apartment. When I get back… I'm killing my friends. There is no way they can live after this.
I started to wonder what sort of outfits Tobi has for me then stopped. Apparently he has been thinking a lot of naughty thoughts about me. Hopefully the clothes will at least be decent enough to go to starbucks in. God knows I'm going to need some good coffee if I'm stuck with these freaks.
"Everything will go according to plan!" Tobi laughed evilly from the driver's seat. I stared at him blankly for a moment then sighed and stared out with window with my palm on my cheek and a bored expression on my face.
"Great… another nut job is going to take me away." First was Orochimaru when he was the mother of the dorms at my high school. Now… it's Tobi and all of the other Akatsuki members. I thought about this for a moment and shrugged.
At least I got hot people chasing after me rather than Lee and Naruto. I may be able to handle this now.
NOT.