A/N: First of all one thing that seems to be forgotten quite oftenly by me. I don't own the character or the places. Just the idea of the story. And if I forget to write this again, I've written it up to my profile so it's at least there.

So first of all I'm sorry for long whiles before updating but the least is that I'll get one review for a chapter that I'd keep on updating. Thanks.

This prank idea is from xFrairy-of-Twilightx. Thank You!

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Prank Phone Calls

Demyx was lying on his bed. He was fully bored since he was grounded. The latest mission had gone that of badly that Xemnas wanted him to fully think his actions. The Nocturne was even denied to play his beloved Sitar.

Demyx sighed and glanced at the clock on his wall. He had been there only for fifteen minutes but it felt like hours. No-one was allowed to even come and say hi. Suddenly something got into his mind and Demyx grinned.

The young Sitarist took out his phone and opened it. Sure, he couldn't play with it since Xemnas had disabled all of the games in his phone until he gave him permission again... Still, that didn't mean that Demyx couldn't make few calls...

The water wielder thought for a while before deciding to go everyone through on backwards, meaning that he was willing to start from Roxas. Demyx grinned while dialing the Keyblader's number... Yet, the first time didn't give him much of luck.

The phone rang but no one answered. Well, Demyx wasn't willing to give up and called Larxene. Still, he got the same treatment. No answer from the only woman in the Organization.

Demyx frowned a little and dialed next number... Yet, he still got the same treatment after getting to Luxord. The water wielder sighed sadly and was going to give up on his attempts until he realized the reason behind no-one answering... They knew his phone number.

The Sitarist cursed a little and started to go through the settings. Eventually he found the place where he could hide his phone number. Grinning, Demyx dialed Roxas' number again... And got an answer.

Demyx barely managed to calm himself down when Roxas answered to his call. Yet, with his plan on work, all Demyx needed to do was to keep his voice from being recognized... And that wasn't hard since he was an actor. So, how did it go with Roxas?

"Roxas."

"The sea salt ice-cream has been replaced with cinnamon."

"Okay... Who is this?"

"Oh, I'm from the Twilight Ice Cream Shop."

"I don't think there's such named shop nor would they have my number..."

"Gotta go, bye!"

Roxas stared at his phone for a while and glanced at Axel. The redhead was nearly staring at the Keyblader. "What was that about?" He questioned little confused. Roxas shrugged.

"I have no idea..." He whispered equally confused. Axel shrugged and continued to talk about same subject they had been on before the call.

Demyx on the other hand was laughing at his room. Grinning he dialed next number, Larxene's number. The only luck he had on his side was that the others wouldn't recognize him nor could they get back at him. And of course, since the victims didn't know that it was Demyx calling them, they answered to the calls.

"Larxene."

"I hope you know you're the mother of Heartless'!"

"...The hell...?"

The phone went quiet. Larxene stared at her phone quite confused. Sure, she knew to be little teased about her hair looking like Heartless' but she didn't really care. This call then again was quite confusing.

Demyx kept on snickering in his room. Finally he managed to confuse Larxene without fearing to get hurt. So, next victim was, of course, Marluxia.

"Marluxia."

"Your garden is on fire!"

Marluxia screamed, ended the call without giving much of care about it and ran straight to his garden. Yet, all was fine at there. Marluxia blinked at the beautiful garden he had and then to his phone. "Damn... Shouldn't have ended the call..." He muttered since he would've loved to bark back at the caller.

Demyx didn't wait. He was already dialing the next number and creating a new prank for this one.

"Luxord."

"Hello, I'm from psychic people's magazine. You called us few days ago."

"...I've done nothing like that..."

"Oh, we must be having wrong number... Anyway, for this little mishap we'd like to give you free fortune telling. That OK with you?"

"Sure, go ahead."

"Let's see... Ah! You're going to be losing the next five card games...."

"....That can't be possible..."

"I'm sorry. I'm just telling what I see..."

"...Good bye..."

Luxord shut the call. Still, he couldn't shake off the words so he decided to check if those were true at all. So, he went to search someone he could play few card games with.

Demyx was laughing real hard and it took him a while before he managed to calm down for next call. Of course, he couldn't call himself so next on line was Axel.

The Flurry answered straight to the call without checking the number. Had he checked the number, he might not have answered to it at all.

"Axel."

"Your fire powers have been disabled. If you want them back, then create a fire ball to your right hand."

Axel took the phone off of his ear for a while and stared at it quite puzzled. He shrugged and did as he was told... And he burned the phone. Roxas stared shocked at his friend. "The hell you just did?"

"I... I... I thought..." Axel started before slumping down to Roxas' bed. "I got freaking pranked..." He muttered while staring at the burned item on his hand. "Superior's not gonna like this..."

Roxas only face palmed while muttering: "Idiot..."

Demyx jumped up and pumped his arms in victory: "Yes!" He sat back to his bed and dialed next number. "Next is Saïx..."

"Saïx speaking."

"The moon will not rise tonight."

"...The moon is up whole time..."

"Not tonight."

Saïx walked to the window and looked out. "The moon is shining on the sky."

"...Then you're not seeing a moon but a sun"

"Listen here... Where are you calling from?"

"...Gotta go..."

Demyx cut the call. "Damn... Didn't go as I planned..." He muttered little defeated but didn't let that little mistake bring him down. "Let's get the next victim on the phone..."

"Zexion."

"Your book is ready to be picked from the library."

"...Nine, stop playing..."

"I'm not Nine. I'm calling from the Traverse Town's library."

"...Demyx....

"....Sire, that's not my name either..."

"Stop playing or I'll report you to Superior."

Demyx ended the call on that second. Zexion sighed and returned back to his book. "Damn neophytes..."

Demyx gulped while looking at his phone. "How did he know...?" The young musician sighed, closed his eyes and relaxed a little. "I still have few to call..."

"Lexeaus."

"Your weapon is ready to be fetched."

"...."

"Um, sire... Are you there?"

"...."

"Okay... Maybe I'll just send a message..."

Demyx sighed when he closed the call. "He never talks..." He muttered sadly but started to dial already next number. "Four to go..."

"Vexen."

"Hello, we're quite interested on your experiments on the Scientific Hotel. Could you bring few of your experiments on show?"

"Oh my! I'd love that! When can I come?"

"Right now would be nice. Bring all you can take."

"I'll be there in no time!"

Vexen ended the call more than excited but realized too late one little thing. "Damn it! I forgot to ask where the hotel is..." Vexen sighed sadly and slumped to his chair. "The only chance in life time and I fail it like this.."

Demyx couldn't stop laughing for a while. That had been the most easiest call this far. Vexen had taken the catch straight off. Once Demyx calmed down enough, he dialed the next number to the phone.

"Xaldin."

"Your cookies are burning..."

"...I'm not baking cookies..."

"That's exactly the reason they're burning! You don't cook them often enough."

"...I'm doing cookies nearly once a week and I've never burned them...

"Oh... I must've gotten the wrong number... Sorry..."

Xaldin sighed and closed the call. Demyx cursed a little at his room and started to think real hard to get Xigbar into the prank. "Should've gotten something else for him..."

"Xigbar."

"There's a werewolf in the castle! You gotta hunt it down!"

"Wow, calm down, dude. Where you've seen the werewolf last time?"

"Outside your door..."

"I'm on it."

Xigbar ended the call and took his guns out. Right after that he teleported himself to the ceiling and started to hunt for the werewolf. Demyx was snickering in his room while thinking Xigbar searching for imaginary werewolf. "Last to go..." Demyx whispered while getting Xemnas' number on the screen.

"Superior."

"Saïx has gone on rampage! He's thinking to be a werewolf!"

The call was cut straight off. Superior created a dark portal and went straight to Saïx's room. He was slightly surprised to see Saïx sitting calmly on his bed and polishing his sword. "Superior?" Saïx questioned slightly confused.

"Just continue..." Xemnas whispered and left back to his room. Saïx was quite puzzled but eventually just shrugged and continued his work. Xemnas sighed and sat down to his chair. "I think Nine has been suffering enough..." He whispered while leaving to let the Nocturne free again.

The first thing Demyx did was to take his Sitar out. He played it for quite long without really noticing the time flying past. In the end the young musician fell asleep the Sitar in his hands.

At next day Roxas and Axel left the castle for a while. They would've taken Demyx along but the Nocturne had been asleep at the time they left. Yet, Demyx was willing to follow them. So, he took his phone and dialed Axel's number.

Axel took the new phone out and frowned. "What it is?" Roxas questioned slightly worried. Axel sighed.

"Unknown number..." The redhead answered. Roxas shrugged.

"Answer it. Maybe it' s the same pranker." He suggested. Axel nodded and answered to the phone. He was quite surprised to hear Demyx's voice on the other end.

"Finally. I already thought you had gotten into trouble or something."

"...Demyx?"

"Yeah, it's me. Who you think it to be? A salesman?"

"Sorry... I just wonder why your number is shown as 'Unknown'"

"....."

"Demyx?"

"Oops..."

"...Demyx, do you have something to explain?"

"Um... No..."

"You're so in trouble! Just wait till I get you!"

Roxas blinked a little in surprise. "Um... What was that about?" He questioned while slightly tilting his head. Axel was already creating a dark portal.

"Demyx... He's the one behind the prank call..." Axel replied while walking thought the portal. Roxas followed real fast. He also had some things to handle with the Nocturne. Yet, when they came to the castle, Demyx had already left from the castle.

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A/N: Thanks for reading! If you red this, I'd love it if you left a slight review! Thank You! (Even flames are accepted! Though, those are going for Axel's amusement or then for Demyx to practice on. Thanks!)

If there's any ideas for pranks, I'd love to hear those so I could keep this story going!