"So... it ended up like this," Urushihara said as he looked away from his computer for a second. He cleared his throat, "That's very interesting... but," he looked at the crowded room as Emi was banging on the door to be let in, "We need a bigger place don't you think?"
"With the money Maou is making and you are spending we can't get a bigger place," Urushihara shivered as Ashiya glared at the NEET. Ashiya sighed as he wore his apron with a sigh, "Sorry it's not much, but with Maou getting so little money and us having no magic... we were lucky to get this place."
"Welcome to my glorious Castle!" Maou said before putting a foot on top of the table with a majestic pose. "This is where I, Demon Lord Satan and Chief Assistant Manager of MgRonalds, live and hide in."
"It's really small and cramped..."
"I was hoping for something bigger..."
"Dabu..."
"Oi we can't fit with your big ass chair!"
"No, my throne can't fit with you mortals here!"
"Calm down you two, and will you stop moving!?"
"Why... why did my father end up in such a pitiful place...?"
"This is such a nice place you have Satan-sama!"
"Very stylish."
"It couldn't be better, master."
"I, Hilda, do not care as long as the master is doing well."
"WHY DID YOU GUYS LOCK ME OUTSIDE!?"
"So... I see the family is here," Urushihara said and grabbed the green hamster, "Even Amaimon is here."
"How can you guys tell that's the green idiot?!" Mephisto said with a sweat drop. Urushihara sighed as he went back to his computer with Amaimon on his shoulders. "Anyways, why are you living in such a... crappy place father? What happened to the castle back in Gehenna?"
"Well..." Maou started scratching the back of his head, "I got bored." Everyone, except Ashiya and Urushihara, stared at the smiling man, blinking, not knowing if he was serious. They turned to the generals, one was cleaning up and the other was on his laptop before looking back at the male.
"Maou-sama remove your feet, I must clean the table."
"Ah! Sorry Ashiya, here you go."
"Thank you," they all feel and sweat dropped at their actions not believing that this man... had claimed... to be the all ruling Satan. This man, an employee at a fast food joint, and the other two, a housewife and NEET, claimed to be great and powerful demons.
"There goes the neighborhood..." Rin said as everyone agreed to that. Maou looked at them and gave a smile while rocking back and forth on his butt and crossed legs, "No wonder the Vatican haven't done anything. These three are demonic idiots who can't even use... well anything!"
"You spoke so highly of Satan, Mephisto," Yukio said as he turn to his principle, "How come he seems so... Rin like."
"What's that suppose to mean!?" Maou and Rin said at the same time making the others notice the resemblance. Berubo stood in front of them with his hands up making a small noise making them sweat drop again.
"Oi Berubo! Get closer damn it," Oga said as he got closer to said baby making the baby squeal. Rin was so confused on what was going on and watched at his, suppose, half-brother crawled, sat, and clapped.
"Anyways back to our earlier question," Furuichi said getting everyone's attention. "Who are you guys?"
"We never got a chance to introduce ourselves did we," Yukio said with a smile. He nodded, "Before it gets any more confusing why not introduce ourselves?"
"That sounds more of a plan than what Oga had in mind," Furuichi said, glad that there was someone normal for once.
"Huh? Fighting them one by one was a great idea!" Oga said as Hilda sighed in disappointment and Berubo got in a stance.
"I like that idea!" Rin said with a happy face before getting hit by his younger brother on the head.
"If you're going to fight do it outside," Ashiya said with a ladle in his hand, "Don't you know repairments would cost? Even worse go to a whole neighborhood since those flames and the Zebul spell will destroy everything here."
"Don't worry, they won't fight," Maou said as he read a manga, "Hilda why don't you introduce everyone first."
"Yes Satan-sama," Hilda bowed before giving a 'call me Maou' to the demon maid. "This is my master," Hilda said starting with Berubo, "His name is Kaiser de Emperana Beelzebub IV, the conqueror of humans."
"Kaiser-what?" Rin said as he tried to figure out the long name they were given. Berubo made a noise as they all sweat dropped. Oga picked him up from his spot on the ground making the others confused.
"Just call him Berubo," Berubo put two fingers up with a 'da' making Rin and Yukio sweat drop at the duo.
"This is his, sadly, idiotic parent Oga Tatsumi," Oga glared at Hilda who held a disappointed look, "And his idiotic friend Takayuki Furuichi."
"Why did you say it as though I was a disgusting cockroach?" Furuichi said with tears streaming down his eyes as he got closer to the maidservant. He was stopped by her kicking him in the face and throwing him across the room.
"We are En-sama's demon servant, I am Izabella, the red head is Saturn-"
"Hi!~"
"And the other is Yolda."
"It's an honor young princes," Yolda said bowing towards them.
"You leave last for the greatest hm? Well you inferior mortals and demons I am the great and powerful Prince En, bow before me!" En said laughing evilly as his maidservants started to clap.
"So you adopted him or did you really have him with some demon women?" Yukio asked Oga about Berubo.
"Well I Oga Chopped this guy who then split in half and out came Berubo," Oga explained with a serious look, "After that I've been in this whole demon thing stuff..."
"You split a guy in half? That's kind of strange..." Rin said with an uncomfortable look.
"That's how it happened..." Furuichi said looking down in shame with a hand over his face and a glum look. En was in a corner about to cry if it wasn't for his three servants cheering him up.
"Well I am Okumura Yukio, an exorcist and high school student-"
"And I am his older twin brother Okumura Rin, also an exorcist and high school student."
"Eh?" Furuichi said looking at the two brothers, "You're kidding right? Yukio looks more mature and sophisticated to be a younger brother much less your twin... fraternal then?"
"OI! HOW DOES THIS FOUR-EYED LOOK LIKE THE OLDER ONE DAMN IT!?" Rin yelled glaring at Furuichi while letting out a growl. Berubo only squealed sticking himself to the angry teen making everyone blink and sweat drop, "O-Oi... what's up with this baby?"
"He's a demon what do you expect?" Mephisto said as he smiled, "The name is Me-"
"Stop using that lame name Samael," Maou said with a look, "Where in your right mind did you come up with a name anyways?"
"It's an alias you damn employee," Mephisto said with an irk mark, "Beside, Mephisto Pheles is a more suitable name than Samael." Mephisto said with a glare towards the powerless demon.
"You guys are strange," Oga said with a calm look as he looked towards the other group. Behind him stood Furuichi, Rin, and Ashiya with angry looks on their faces while hitting the boy.
"LIKE YOU ARE ONE TO TALK!" They growled at him as he still kept his neutral face while picking at his ear.
"Dabu dabu!" Beelzebub said as he pulled at Rin's ears causing the boy to cringe in pain.
"Beelzebub-sama, please don't hurt the young prince!" Ashiya said with a ladle and a apron on walking towards the green haired baby. That brought Yukio back to his point on why they were even there and pulled out his gun pointing it at Maou.
"That's right, why are you here Satan!?" Yukio yelled towards the suppose demon king who was reading a manga while lazing around. Rin kept getting his ear pulled as Berubo made him go somewhere. Hilda had mentions to Oga about trying to stay close to said baby which made him freak out. Lucifer was showing talking to Mephisto about the things he was buying with Mephisto eyes shining when he thought about demon artifacts. He was brought down when Ashiya said he was buying 'junk' they didn't need and scolded Lucifer.
"Why am I here?" Maou said with an evil glint in his eyes that made Yukio cock his gun. Maou began to stand up, "Isn't it obvious why I am here?" Yukio was waiting for the worse until Maou scratched his head, "I need a place to live, you know how dirty and dangerous it is to live outside?"
"Huh?" Yukio said almost falling from the really stupid answer her got from said demon lord. Maou looked at him seriously making the young exorcist look dumbfounded, "You're serious? So you're not going to destroy Assiah!?" Everyone stopped looking towards the two. Oga and Furuichi were confused by the word while the others were curious. "It can't be... you came for Rin didn't you!?"
"Calm down Yukio-"
"Didn't you!?" Yukio yelled in anger making Maou a bit annoyed at the teen for not listening. He glared and a force came about causing him to fly and be held down by some invisible force. Rin eyes widened at the sight as he ran towards his brother.
"Yukio!" He yelled before he glared at Maou, "Let him go!" He said towards Maou whose eyes glowed bright. Maou's eyes shifted to Rin who was the also pinned; the older twin reached for his sword which got taken by Urushihara.
"Are you ready to listen?" The two only glared at Maou, but stopped struggling knowing it was futile. Maou sat down again, "There's a reason the Vatican hasn't come for me or Berubo."
"Aye!"
"What do you mean by the Vatican hasn't come for Berubo?" Oga asked standing up looking down at Maou while his hands slammed on the table. He was sat down by Ashiya who had a pissed off look from the way his face was shadowed with a red eye glowing. Oga couldn't get up and he struggled, "What the hell are you doing!? Why can't I get up."
"Because you're a mortal," Ashiya said as he held him down, "You can't possibly beat one of Satan-sama's great generals, Alciel."
"Stop showing off Ashiya," Urushihara said as his purple eye began to glow, "There's a lot of anger in this room... we can use it."
"Lucifer you-"
"Shut up you two," Maou said looking towards the two, "Back to my point then... the reason the Vatican haven't found us or taken us in as suspects." Maou gave a smile towards them, "Because we're regular humans now." They all blinked at his answer and sweat dropped from how seriously goofy he looked.
"Hu... mans?" Yukio said as Mephisto stood startling them and had a angered look on his face as he walked towards Maou.
"Preposterous!" He yelled at the male who went back to reading his manga while letting the twins go, "My father, the great powerful Satan, would never turn into a human."
"You're looking at me right now, that's enough proof."
"He would never become a part-time worker at a fast food place!"
"I work full-time as an assistant shift manager, get it right Samael."
"He would live in a big and grand castle!"
"This is a nice and cheap place, plus I can sleep nice with no trouble it's fine."
"He would have a powerful being taking him anywhere!"
"Dullahan II is a very fast bicycle with many gadgets and a nice basket."
"He had two great generals that could take over a country!"
"Samael get your hands off the table! I just cleaned!"
"Ooh! I found a new cushion for me to use online... maybe I'll buy it later..."
"They seems like an NEET and a housewife," Rin said as he was at his brother's side to see if he was okay.
"Whoa!" Maou said as he was looking through a bag, "Someone got the new issue of Zenryu: The Last Samurai!" Rin ears perked as he turned around and quickly grabbed the manga. Maou looked confused before he smiled, "No way, you also like Zenryu!?"
"Are you kidding? He's the BEST samurai character ever!" Rin said with a big smile on his face. He then pulled out a manga, "But... the best manga in the world is Nanatsu no Taizai. Adventures of a princess to find a cool organization group to bring down a group of knight... speechless!" Maou raised a finger silencing the blue/black haired teen before giving a smirk holding something behind his back.
"Oh my sweet innocent silly son..." Maou said before he put the hand on his face, "You say Nanatsu no Taizai is the best? hehehe... You are wrong!" Maou yelled as he, flashily, pulled out another manga book. "This is the greatest manga there is, Hinomaru Zumou, the story of a boy who goes out to become the greatest sumo wrestler of them all! Such a well crafted plot with very well crafted characters, it deserves to be the greatest."
"Wrong!" Rin said crossing his arms as he brought out the other manga, "Nanatsu no Taizai is the greatest!"
"No!" Maou said shoving the manga in his face, "Hinomaru Zumou is the greatest!"
"Nanatsu no Taizai!"
"Hinomaru Zumou!"
"Nanatsu no Taizai!"
"Hinomaru Zumou!"
"NANATSU!"
"HINOMARU!"
"NANATSU!"
"HINOMARU!"
"Da!" Beelzebub said as he stood between the two with a hand up. The two looked down blinking at the baby, "Dabu dabu aye!"
"Oh! Beelzebub, are you going to help daddy into convincing your brother that Hinomaru Zumou is the best?"
"Are you an idiot?" Rin said as he put a hand on the baby's head, "He's obviously going to side with me that Nanatsu no Taizai is the best."
"What are you talking about? Nanatsu is horrible!" Maou shouted standing up while glaring at the teen. The two got into a really heated glaring contest and were stopped by the youngest. Berubo put his hands up making them look up again, "What is it Beelzebub?"
"Yea what's up?" Rin asked with a raised eyebrow as the baby began to give a chuckle while putting his hand on his chin. He gave a loud screech as he pulled out a manga from behind him making a light shine on it to show it's gloriousness. The two demons looked in utter shock at the cover of the manga which showed a man with a samurai sword and another with shurikens in his hands. The two looked like they were in battle, but had that sort of competition aura. Rin and Maou fell onto their knees, "That can't be it can't it?"
"No... I had heard that the author released that manga back in her hometown before it could be released in stores here..." Rin said as they looked in awe. The others had come closer to see what was going on and fell back by how stupid the situation had gotten. Oga was unfazed by it and looked at the manga that Berubo was holding and became pissed by it.
"Oi Berubo! That's my limited edition copy, when did you get it!?" Rin and Maou were on their knees as the baby held up the copy making the two look in utter defeat. The others sweat dropped at the scene as suddenly a single light shined on the baby, as if he had just won a medal or became the hero of some weird city that no one even knew about.
"We were so foolish to think anyone could be that..." Maou said before bowing with tears in his eyes, "I'm sorry, please forgive me!"
"Me too!" Rin said as he also bowed before lifting his tearful face, "I am ashamed to call myself a fan if I have forgotten about such an amazing thing... I don't deserve to live anymore!"
"Wow," Urushihara said looking at the two, "They remind me of Ashiya when he does something wrong and he's trying to apologize to Maou." He was then beaten up by said demon general as the others still kept their sweat drop.
"I think we should just end it with that and go home," Furuichi said as they all nodded in agreement.
"Hey guys... I'm still locked outside... guys?" T^T
ヽ((ｴ))ﾉ
Extra
"Hey Maou, do you have any more kids that you want to tell us about?" Rin asked as he started to munch on a cookie as Maou thought about it. Yukio and Mephisto were a bit curious, and Oga looked as though he was about to have a heart attack just thinking about it.
"Hm... well I think I'm going to have another one... I also have a demon butlers and reapers! Plus two more generals that seem to be hiding, but children..." Maou tried to think for a bit not remembering any.
"You do have a grandchildren, Maou-sama," Mephisto suddenly began to spit out his tea as Maou snapped his finger at the reminder of that.
"That's right! Samael, how are my grandchildren?" Mephisto cleared his throat and looked away as Rin and Yukio look between the two of them. Maou clicked his tongue, "Don't tell me you didn't tell your cute little brothers? Well, you see, Samael has three kids, one being a hybrid-"
"Ahhh! Be quiet will you," Mephisto yelled at him before giving out a sigh, "Beside, Kucabara was banished remember? Who would've known such a women could allure me like that..."
"Kucabara?"
"Ah!" Yukio said with a sudden knowledge, "He was a demon who was banished from Gehenna."
"Why?"
"The young master had the heart of an angel," Hilda explained as she fed Berubo, "It was a sad thing, but angels are forbidden in the demon world."
"So since I have the heart of a human does that mean I-"
"You can still go to Gehenna," Maou said breaking the cheerfulness that Rin was getting. He began to cry in a corner as Oga and Furuichi began to remember their trip to Gehenna Maybe we shouldn't say anything after all...