I had to try hard not to laugh. There's only so much in my life that I've seen that's anything like the Akatsuki. Cute and adorable in their criminal ways there are just some things you have to laugh at because it is so not them.
In other words…
Hidan is making pancakes.
He's actual more like attempting pancakes. With dried blood on your hands that keeps falling into the pan… I'm scared to eat it, plus somehow he made the pancakes the color of rotting flesh. I only knew they were pancakes because he keeps lifting the pancake box and looking at the directions.
"Do you want me to make them?" I asked making the white haired man looked me over and glare before muttering a whole crap load of cuss words to himself, he handed me the pan and left the kitchen. I laughed to myself and began to wash the pot out letting the crusted blood finally find a home in the drain.
When it was all cleaned out I started to make our pancakes and then realized that he had no dishes. I called Hidan into the kitchen and soon he was here looking all pissed off and annoyed. "Go buy plates." I ordered pointing toward the door. He raised an eyebrow in disbelief making me narrow my eyes.
"Why bitch?" He asked making me feel a bit of proud motherly love toward him. He didn't say too many cusswords… I should make him cookies.
"For food." I said and just when he opened his mouth to tell me some bull or disturbing thing he does for dishes I pointed the door again with a glare.
When he got back the pancakes were done so I served us both and was extremely happy and proud when it turned out he brought syrup too, regular maple but of course he got one that was the color of blood. We ate in silence and I could have sworn I saw him smile a bit.
"You look like a freak." I informed him and watched his slow smile covering his face as he walked over to me and moved my plate to the side before kissing me.
"What about you who's kissing the freak?" He asked softly making me shove him off of me. Sure he's cute from time to time but whatever who cares because he's Akatsuki.
"Go away." I growled but didn't push him away or anything. I guess I'm kind of curious. This master of torture and sacrifice has a thing for me and… I'm really hoping that it won't be like he's the master of pain every night if we hooked up. I'd prefer not to have sex involving whips and chains thank you very much.
Ew… a guy using a whip…
"You look disgusted." Hidan said softly making me look him over then shake my head in disdain. I guess this could never work out. "You're not an S and M fan right?" he asked making my eyes widen. I shook my head no and watched him breathe out in relief. "Thank Jashin, I just wasn't sure…" He murmured shaking his head in embarrassment.
I glared. "You thought I look like a mistress of pain?" I demanded making his eyes widen slightly as I stood up and began to crack my knuckles. I haven't really beat up on anyone since I started working on this but I guess I can make an exception…
"I'm sorry! You were always beating up Naruto whenever I saw you!" He cried and to my surprise he didn't cuss at all with this. I thought he would have.
"You thought that just because you saw me beat up Naruto like twice maybe three times that I was a mistress of pain?" I asked slowly making sure I got this right. He shook his head and looked down with a dark glare and annoyed features.
"I noticed you before you showed up in our mansion. I was watching you for a bit while I looked for people to sacrifice to Jashin. I liked you first, at least I'm almost for sure…" He murmured not sounding like himself at all. I blinked in mild surprise and just stared at him.
He's not into the horrible kinky crap… which is good, and he appears to have liked me for a while which I guess is another bonus. I don't know though… do I really want to spend the rest of my days with that disgusting kitchen. I looked him over and then stood up.
"We're going to clean the kitchen." I informed him and led the man into his kitchen ready for us to start working. We used his body bags for trash and began to get the room cleaned up. It was disgusting and I almost barfed several times but we were still able to do it.
When the kitchen was done we both looked at how clean it is and I looked over at the man. I guess I can picture it really well. No kids most likely or at least no grandparents to freak out about our living and the way the kids will be raised but whatever. I don't really know what would happen if we hooked up.
"I think this might be able to work." I said softly and then turned around heading out the door. Taking in a deep breath of air I tried to clear out my nose of all the smells rotting flesh can fill you with. I can practically taste it in my mouth.
"You really think we can work?" Hidan smirked wrapping his arms around my waist. I looked back at him and smiled knowing this is a possibility sure but I still have more people to look into before I finally make my decision. Jeez how many Akatsuki members do I have left... crap…
"Maybe but I still have more of the Akatsuki to look into." I said softly.
This could work.