Yami, Bakura and Marik as the Three Musketeers

by Niana7064

In the poor streets of Paris, France, three orphan boys share the same dream; to become royal musketeers after being saved by them. After a few years Yami, Bakura and Marik become musketeers, they become bodyguards for the prince of France, Yugi. However the three friends are unaware that the captain of the musketeers Ushio is after the throne.

6. Setting the Plan in Action

Chapter 6

Setting the

Plan in Action

Sensing how happy Ushio is in the next section of the story, easily imagine Ushio dancing in a hideous happy way, Jonouchi turned toward his audience and said, "When the villain is this happy, that could only mean one thing; villain song!"

Entering his office in the Musketeer HQ, Ushio felt as giddy as a high girl cheerleader.

I was born

to cheat and lie

I'm a mean rotten guy

Then pretended to be someone who is in deep thought.

When you ask me

why I'm nasty,

Then he pointed at a picture of his butt-ugly mother on his desk.

Here's my reason why

At the stork delivery

mommy screamed

Picking up the photo of the ugly woman and started to impersonate her.

"Woe is me

such a dork

"Hey Mr. Stork

Behold my misery

Sitting in his chair, Ushio pulled a hidden lever from under his desk, activating a contraption that pulled the chair down a spring.

"Ushio is ghastly,

Ushio's a blob,

Ushio's a nasty naughty slob"

Getting out of his chair, the spring sprung it right back into place in his office.

Can it sister,

I'm the mister

who will get the job

Getting into a scooter that is supposedly too small to handle his weight, Ushio rode it on the tracks leading to his secret lair.

So I'm nasty

I'm no good

I'll be king,

knock on wood

I'll impress ya,

though I'm just a common

lowly hood ha!

If you can't be loved

be feared

Don't get shoved,

sheep get smeared

Be the king

pull the string

Or else you might get speared

I'm so happy

I could dance,

seize my change,

I'll advance

Arriving in his lair, Ushio greets his lieutenant just as a pile of bricks land on the unfaulted lieutenant.

Come and cheer me,

love and fear me

Ushio's King of Fraaaaaaaaaance

Now satisfied, Ushio went to the Pit to summon the three stooges. Seeing their boss right by the door of the Pit, Rebecca erased her drawings in the sand and Rex and Weevil hid their game of tic-tack-toe. "Do you three have spare time to go and snatch the prince?"

"Yes sir." Weevil answered.

"Good, I need you three to take him to an abandoned tower will never find him." Ushio said as he unlocked the door and opened it wide for them to leave.

"Got it boss!" Saluting to him, the three leave the Pit for the stables to get their horses.