Chapter 5 - Jim

As I turned around... I SAW LAMMY! She was staring at me in horor "NOOO!" I yelled at bolted down the hall way as fast as I could and took of my skull mask and cried. I felt a mixe of joy and sorrowfulness I put in my headphones and started to listen to sad music. I was so depressed and started crying.

"Lucy wats wrong" Flaky walkes up to me "R u ok? I kno u never cry so somthing rly bad mustve happened!" "No Flaky I'm okay" I wiped the tears from my eyes. Was I weak for crying like this? I have never cried ever in my life but I loved Flippy so much and would do anything for him. I would destroy the world and heaven and hell for him.

He was the light in the deep, dark void in my life, the savior of my sweetest dreams.

"Flaky.. I think I have a crush" I said embarrassed

"WHAT! I thot u hated love!" Flaky cried and then confessed something "Well...I have a crush too" "WHAT REALLY TELL ME" I whispered. Flaky had always thought love was bullshit even more than I did. She always middle fingered couples in the hallways "It's... Splendid!" Splendid was the school president and he was super hot and had a punch of lovers including that bitch Giggle's and her bitch friends. I never really payed attention to him because he was just another fucking fake jock moron.

I was so shocked and surprised but Flaky was going to jim now. I never showed up because it was dumb and useless like math but this time I was going because I needed some fucking ansers! In the jim locker room I didn't bother to change into my uniform and lit a cig while reading a book and middle fingered all the bitches who where looking at me weirdly. "Never heard of a fucking book before?" I snarled angrily. "Lucy u rnt mad at me rite?" "It's okay Flaky I understand." Maybe Splendid really was a good guy underneath his douchy exterior.

Me and Flaky walked into jim I saw Cuddle's who was Giggles manwhore of a boyfriend he always hit on like every fucking girl in the school and... HE WAS LOOKING AT MY BOOBS! "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU BASTERD PERV!" I screamed and kicked his sausage shaped inappropriate item and shoved my cig into his eye. He ran out of jim screaming "Lol serves him rite!" said Flaky laughing.

"Hello class" said Sneaky the jim teacher "We are going to dodgeball today. Good luck!. I had Sneaky before and he was a very nice but naive teacher. He did not know real pain and I could not trust him.

"IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!" Principal Lumpy ran through the door "IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! A! MYSTERIOUS! STRANGER! WAS! SPOOTED! AT! SCHOOL! WITH! BLACK ROBES! AND! A! SKULL! MASK! TRYING! TO! KILL! A STUDENT!" Everyone gasped!

"Omg do u think its the Yellow-eyed Demon Killer?!" Flaky said "What who" but Flaky was going off to flirt with Splendid. The Yellow-eyed Demon Killer sounded familiar... I needed answers!

Toothy was walking bye so I grabbed him and held a knife to his throat "WHO IS THE YELLOW-EYED DEMON KILLER!" I growled intimidatingly in a low voice. Toothy starting screaming like a 5 year old and I pressed my knife in to his throat "WHO!" I roared "STOP RIGHT NOW!" Sneaky came over "HOW DARE YOU ATTACK ANOTHER STUDENT! THATS IT YOU HAVE DETENTION!"

I turned around angrily "YOU KNOW FUCKING WHAT SNEAKY! YOU ARE A NAIVE LITTLE FOOL WHO KNOWS NO PAIN! YOU HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED SUFFERING!" I screamed and ran out of the jim. Naivettes were truly the worst of this world.

A few billion years ago...

A mysterious figure was looking over a pond of water "There is a shape in the water" he said mysteriously and the pond turned in to blood and the shape of a girl and man appeared in the blood. Suddenly... an evil pair of glowing yellow eyes appeared over the figures and a white rose fell on the pond

"A cursed child will born of a great evil and fall in love that could destroy universeres. But a demonic force shall threaten their love and a choice must be made that will decide the fate of the universe..."

A few billion years later...

I was sitting on the cliff of a beach looking at the ocean. I had so many thoughts and questions. Who was the Yellow-eyed Demon Killer? Why did he sound so familiat? I was demonically fucking pissed at Sneaky. Naivettes like him were even the worst than murderers and psychopaths. They had never experienced blood or faced the inner darkness inside them and it made me want to fucking kill some one! I looked at the deep black ocean. Big and black and hopeless, like my life. But every day a beautiful big light shone on it scrubbing away its layers of blood and coldness. My light was Flippy.

"Lucy! I've been looking every where for you!' It was Flippy! He came over and kissed me "I'm so sorry about Sneaky! He's a dumb fool!"

I kissed his cloud soft cheek "Flippy... do you want to... date...?" Flippy gasped "No I can not!" he yelled but and tried to run but I grabbed him and started crying "Please I love you so much!" "I love you too.. but a bad thing will happen.."

I kissed him again on his bunny perfect lips "The light of our love will outshine even Satan himself!" Flippy's face was as red as a tomato grown in the gardens of heaven. He kissed me "Where do we go?"

At the movies...

We were watching Sausage Party which was fucking hilarious! (I watched it last night and it was sooo crapping funny x3 Btw THERE WAS NO FUCKING RAPE SCENE PEOPLE ARE JUST LYING. Drinking juice is NOT RAPE FUCKHEADS!) and then we went to a myserious place that Flippy told me was a mystery. "Open your eyes now!"

I gasped. It was a beautiful green tree with beautiful green grass like jades and there was a table and 2 chairs with food on it. I felt like the void of my life was being consumed by happiness! "Thank you so much Flippy!" I yelled "Anything for such a beautiful maiden like you" and he kissed me.

We talked for hours while eating Flippy's home-made food (He's a really good cook :3!) "Lucy.. may I confess something..?" But before he could say anything a plane crashed nearby.

"MUAHA...MUAHAHAA...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"