Chapter 9 - A Challenge
Fliqpy was holding a bowie knife to my neck with an evil smirk and evil eyes like evil rotten cheese. "I heard you have found out your secret...I shall tell you...the truth.." he laugh growled.
"Yo see..a long time ago, your mom felt in love with a mysterious hot man and had sex with him...but then...found out he was Satan! So she left him and was forced to marry and sex with that fucking douche Pop...and birthed you!" I gasped in disbelief not beliving him "So i really...the daughter of satan!" I yelled.
"Yes" Fliqpy smirked evilly "And I too am a demon. I shall let you have Flippy and become the princess of hell...if YOU COMPLETE MY CHALLENGES!" I SCREAMED IN OUTRAGE AND TRIED TO FUCKING GUT HIM ALIVE (Similar to how I will gut a CERTAIN FLAMER...) FOR MAKING ME DO SHIT TO HAVE MY FUCKING FLIPPY AND TAKE MY RIGHTFULL PLACE ON HELLS THRONE! But he dodged and smirked the smirk of a million cruelness. I realized I had no choice and dropped to my knees and sobbed and weeped for hours then stood up and looked him in the eye matching his evil confidence "I accept your challenge, fool. I shall get my revenge unto you when I take my throne!" and drew my katana thinly against his neck to show i wasnt fucking joking.
"Good now I shall drop you at Flaky's house and I shall present the challenge after school." he drive me on his motorcycle to Flaky's house and I knocked on the door.
Flaky opened the door and gased "LUCY wat ru doing here!" "Flaky I need your help! I have been icked out of my hoiuse and must stay here1" Begging tears cascaded down my cheeks and Flaky smiled at me "Ok lucy u can take the basement 4 ur room! Cum in BTW can u babysit Splaky bc me nd Spendles need 2 grocery shop!" "Okie :3!" and I went inside.
Splaky was palying on the floor with some toys and next to him was a list. I picked it up. "feed splay and put him to bed xoxo flaky" I rolled my eyes coudnt the stupid fucking brat do it himself? I filled a bottle with milk and put it in front of him "Eat it" I demanded in a cold merciless voice. Splaky just looked at me with a naivette look on his face."Eat. It." I growled like a wolf about to pounce on its prey. Splaky realized I was no joking and drank the whole thing up. Then I carried him to his crib and held my katana to his neck until he fell asleep. He needed to learn to not be a fucking naive bitch like most babies.
I unpacked my stuff in the basement then slept, millions of thoughts swarming my twisted mind.
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I was driving to school on my motorcycle middle fingering all the bitches I saw walking by. Then I got stuff from my locker and went ino math class. I did really well on the worksheets but... "Mr. Truffles..." Lammy said rubbing her boobs up and down on Truffle's face "Give lucy a bad grade ;3?" "Yes Lammy" truffles said hypnotized by her seduction. I howled in pure rage and grabbed Lammy by her bitch neck and looked her with eyes of death "Do. Not. Cheat. Me. Out. Of. My. Fair. Grade. Or. Death. Will. Come. Under. Stood. Bitch?" Lammy whimpered and ran away and I got my A+ back.
I was walking to the cafeteria when I saw someone getting beaten up.. it was Cuddles! Lammy and Pertunia were punching him and kicking him while he was crying. I fucking hated him and I started to leave but then.."Please leave me alone! Giggles is a bitch and its just fact!" I immediately ran over to Lammy and Petunia and threw them aside "Are you ok Cuccles?"
"Im fine...I got betean up by those two whores because I called Giggles A bitch!" I knew right then that I could trust him mnwow. I smiled and walked ot the cafeteria with him "So what happened to Lammy and petunia after giggles left?" "Well they were rly mad and wanted to kill you so I said tghat you werent that bad and they hated me ever since. By the way..my parents kicked me out because I dont like Giggles anymore can I stay at your and Flaky's place?" I nodded and thought about how fucking mad I was at Lammy and Petunia.
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I drove Cuddles to Flaky's and my new home on my motorcycle he would slepe in the living room. Then I drove back to school and found Fliqpy he smirked at me evilly "Lucy Jasmine Morte...You will be tested on 5 different things...First up...BATTLE!" He took out his bowie knife and luanched at me.