Chapter 13 - The Swim-suit Contest

I was at home. "Everyone I have news...I am going to enter...a swim-shit contest!" Everoen cheered. "omg lucy ull definetley win xD! ur super pretty :3!" Flaky said and i smiled sadlyh "Thanks flaky..but i am not that pretty. I look like a terirfying demon in the night coming to devour your soul.. Im pretty sure everyolne would just run away scremaing if htey saw me.." Flippy started scremaming "NO! Do not youy ever say that!" and he kissed me fimly on my pillow-soft cheek "You will win. I know it"

Cuddles and Splendid walked in worriedly "Lucy we have bad news...LAMMY AND PETUNIA ARE ENTERING THE SWIM-SUIT CONTEST!" I gasped in horror "NO! MY LIFE IS SO FUCKING MISERABLE EVEN THOUGH I NEVER FUCKING DID ANYTHING WRONG BUT WHEN FUCKING LAMMY AND PETUNIA DESTROY THE FUCKING SCHOOL THEY GET NO FUCKING PUNISHMENT!" I broke down sobbing. Splendid patted me on the heed gently "Don't worry Lucy. You are more powerful than them, you are made out of real flesh and not ugly fucking plastic and maukeup." I smilked feeling better and went to bed but not before punchign Splendid in the face for touching me.

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I woke up and packed a lot of swim-suits and makeup. Then I drove to the air-port(it's in new york) waving goodbye to everyone (except Flaky and Flippy who were coming with me)

We werw waiting ot get our bags checked at the air-port. "this is sooo exciting!" Flaky said happily "i kno ur gonna win i just kno it :3" Then it was time to chekc our bags and we bput them on the conveyer belts and then there was beepings. The bag-checker lady looked at us angrily "Why is it beeping" she screamed and I took out my katana theatenignly "Repet that, bitch?" I snarled and she quickly moved aside.

At the air-port we were waiting for the airplane and sitting down while waiting for the airplane. "Lucy I know those stupid bitches are in the contest, but they are fake. Cheaters never iwn, buecause cheaters always are founded. Their plastic bodies and makeup cheatify them, while you are real and beautiful" Flippy comforted. I knew he was right but I was still fucking pissed that they wouldnt be bought to justice for their sins. When I rule hell, I'll knew exactly where they're going...

The airplane landed and we oht on. Flippy and Flaky were sitting next to eacholther but i had to site to osme creepy guy. "Hey sexy lady.." he said pervertedly and with a shock I realized it was...Toothy! I screamed "TOOTHY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE ON TO NEW YORK" He chuckled menacingely "Ooh dont you know sexy~? Im dating that sexy skunk with those nice round milkers~" I growled "YOUR DATING FUCKING POETUNIA! AND HWY ARE YOU A PERFVERT NOW!" I screamed theatingenly he wasn't always like this.

"Aha~ You see sexy pie, after Pentuina took over, I realized the value of boobers like yours and the heavenly smell of panties~ Its like a new world was open to me~" and he licked my boobs "Spekaing of that...whats your cup size bavy~?" I screameds and punched him but he just got a horny look on his face "Mmm~ Do that agIn babe~' A deep, firy look of mwnance and rage glowed in my eye "DIE, HEATHEN!" I howled demonically before throwing him off the airplane but he had a parachute made of Petunia's old panties so he didn't die.

"SOMEONE HELKP ME" I heard screaming from the back of the airplane so I rushed there quikckly and took moujt my katana "WHAT IS GOIN GON!" I screammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lodu. Sniffles was getting beat up! By...Cheerleaders! I utook out my janbtana and decaitated them all "Sniffles what happened!" I cried. "They were trying to force me into vorint fir Lammy and Petunia..' he sobbed "What can I do ot thank yhou?" "Vote me..In the swimsuit conrtest!" I said determinedly. Sniffles smiled "Okay!"

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The airport landed and I walked to the swim-suti contest vuldsing. Flippy and Flaky wlaked to the audience door "Good luck Lucy wre know you can win!" they said before they left. Then I walked in the conteser door...wondering what was mading for me...

"EVERYONE ON STAGE NOW!" Said the speakers and me and the other contesers ran on stage "WELCOME EVERYONE..TO THE SWIM-SUIKT CONTET!" yellled t he announcer and everyonme cheered. "YOU WILL VOTE FOR ONE OF OUR CONTESTERS..THE WINNER SHALL BE DECLARED...THE SEXIEST GIRL IN THE WOORLDDD! NOW HERE ARE OUR CONTESTANTS..." the announcer walked to Petunia and Lammy "NICE JUGS GILRLS! HOWEVER...DO I SMELL...PLASTIC...AND FAKENESS..." Lammy and Petunia bursed into embarressed tears and I smirked. Then the announcer wlaked to me nad gasped "A INDINIDATING BEAUTY..YOU ARE VERY UNIQUE! A NICE BREAK FROM FAKE WHORE BITCHES!" I laughed evilly while Lammy and Petunia looked at me with a murderous look. Aftet the announcer announced some other irrelevant girls it was time..TO START!

I walked into the changing room anf took out my swim-suit. The top was a black lacy bra wit a blood-scarlet rose in the middle that showed off my pale boobs well. The bottom was also lacy black and had blood stains on it to show off that I would not accept losing. Then I but on blood-red fishnets.

Next I walked out of the changing room and into the makeup room. I brushed my long blood-red hair to the point of where it was suepr glossy and shiny like paling blood. I put on void black lip-stick and blood-red eyeshadow and charefully enchanced my eyelashes. Then I put on winged eveyliner and was ready to go until...

"HEY YOU STUPID FUCKING UGLY BITCH!" screeched an annoyingly bitch voices. I turned around and growled "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKING WANT" Petunia sand Lammt who were wearing tansparent "bras" wrapped around their nippes and glittery pink thongs and TONS of makeup cackled evilly "YOU SHALL NOT WIN BITCH!" And THEY BEAT ME UP! I scewAMED and cried but they didnt stop and when they finally did they cackled like evil fake witches "TRY ENTERING NOW UGLY MORON!" and they ran away because the onctest was smting.

I sobbed and sobbed and cried and cried and weeped and weeped for hours and hours and hours. My life was utterly fucking fucked. I lodt my htrone, and I lost too two barbie dolls...But wait! It wasn't over just yet...I realized with a smile. Petunia and Lammy were constructed of plastic and "beauty products" The reasom I put beauty products in quotation makks is that it wasnt true beauty. I might be covered with bruises and blood and scars...but they were a part of me, who was beautiful.

"LUCY JASMINE MORTE!" The speakers called and I walked onto stage with a confident smirk. Everyone gqasped and started cheering when they saw me! "WELL THE OVTES ARE I N...THE WINNER IS...LUCY JASMINE MORTE!" Everyone cheered even more and I was rewarded with the Swim-suit trophy. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Suddenly Lammy launched at me with a knife! "YOU WILL NTO WIIIIN!" I brothed fire at hert and she died.

Petunia was weeping super hard and fainted on stage from shock. Flippy and Flaky ran up to me and hugged me "i kno u could do it lucy!" Flaky siad. Flippy sexily kissed me on the lips and then we wqent park to the air-port and we few home, awaiting my next and final challenge...