So I am sitting in Dominick's car and he is driving like twenty miles an hour. I mean I'm tired and I'm crabby and what the hell why the hell would you drive twenty miles an hour in fricken Los Angeles. I mean you just don't do that. Maybe he isn't growing on me like I thought.
"Seriously do you think you could go any slower I mean you're in the middle of L.A.?" I glowered
"Yes I can go slower do you want to see" he said smugly.
Here is another thing you should know about me I HATE idiots, smart asses, and ass holes. When I am tired I think everyone is an ass hole. So Acting like one around me is never a good thing.
"Fine let me drive then" I said in a matter of fact voice.
"No" he said so calmly that he could have been made of stone.
"Well by the time we get there I will be too old to be any use is any way. I mean all you have to do is put your foot on the gas and PUNCH IT" I said glowering all the while.
"Why would I do that then I would just be wasting gas" he said simply.
"I said PUNCH IT" I yelled!
"NO the last time I sped I got pulled over, got a ticket, and got chewed out by Hetty so no I am not going to SPEED" he half yelled half growled.
"Finally I cracked the stone" I said sitting back in the seat "now will you please let me drive."
He growled and it sounded like words that should never be repeated again.
"Well Fine then pull over and let me drive" I yelled.
"Fine anything to shut you up you little idiot" he yelled back.
Then he slammed on the brakes in the middle of traffic and almost got rear ended. He got out came around to my side opened the door for me and then got in all with out a word. As I slid into the driver's seat I turned the music on high and put the convertible top down. I turned on the car and felt the purr of the engine as I revved it.
"Damn this is a hot car" I murmured to myself.
"Yeah it is please for the love of god don't wreck it" He said.
"I will try not to" I smirked.
"OHH god" he said as he put his head in his hands "Hetty is going to kill me.
As I slammed on the gas I heard a voice coming from the radio. I was like a whisper.
"Dom what the hell are you doing you know what Hetty said about speeding" the voice said.
I mean what the hell radios can talk now.
Dom responded to the radio "I know I know but the newbie is driving cause she wouldn't shut up."
I managed to stammer "WHAT THE HELL" before Dom pointed at a road and said "turn."
Dom looked overly satisfied as he introduced me to the tech in the group named Eric.
"Hi, my name is Christy and I am the newbie" the word newbie tasted wrong in my mouth kind of like baby did when I was undercover.
"I know that and so does everyone else in the area ohh and I told all the shrinks in the area to head for the hills" he said in a smug voice.
"Your just another asshole are all the people at NCIS L.A. assholes" I said as seriously as I could.
"Yes and no it depends on who you ask" Eric said.
"Well I guess I we will find out in about two seconds turn in here" Dom said with a note of dread in his voice.
"Great I can't wait to sleep" I said getting out of the car.
I walked in in all my glory wearing daisy dukes and a University of Washington tee shirt. I looked more out of place than a jack rabbit would. I saw everyone's heads turning and the guys were bumping there friends pointing at me when I heard the voice that I had been waiting to hear for days.
And it said "Damn, look at that I have never seen something so hot."
WHAT that is not what I expected to hear as I spun around I saw Callen's face morph from a funny happy go lucky expression to a "oh my god what have I done face".
"Well I am glad that you are focusing on my ass and not who I am" I said in a voice loud enough for everyone to hear.
"Ohh god" I saw him mouth.
"Don't be praying to god he thinks the same thing I do that you are just a self absorbed ass hole" I said glaring at him "I mean I thought you were different I mean I haven't slept in at least three days and al you do is stand there talking about how hot I am"
He looked abashed and mad he glared at me and said "Well, if you need to sleep down that way is a bed; I will tell everyone that there is a monster sleeping sound good to you."
"Fine" I said as Dom drug my bags in and put them on a desk "I will see you in about a day or so."
Sorry it took so long my computer was down hope you like it chapter 6 is coming soon. Peace.