Okay, so here comes another chapter, sorry if something in here doesn't make sense or spelling/grammar mistakes. I literally cannot think right now...probably cuz it's 2 in the am pm (lol) and I really need sleep, but I thought I would bring some joy to people instead of going to bed...oh well..let's not talk about my problems...lets just read the fluffy fanfic :D


"Mordecaaaaiiiii..."Rigby moaned from his place on the couch.

"Yes?"Mordecai asked, as he popped his head in from the kitchen.

"Could you pretty please make me a grilled cheese,"Rigby asked sweetly.

"You ate the other two that fast?!"Mordecai asked.

"Uhhh..yeah...I AM pregnant!"Rigby screamed, though he didn't mean to, and Mordecai knew this. Skips had pulled him aside and warned him of all the 'symptoms' that came with being pregnant. He scooped up the pan and quickly sprayed it down, then whipped up two more grilled cheeses, he placed them on a plate and walked to the living room.

Rigby sniffled,"I'm sorry for yelling at you Mordecai!"he blubbered burying his face in Mordecai's side. Mordecai sat beside him and hugged him,"Hey..it's okay, I know you can't control it..."

"Yeah, that's right..Hey! Are those my grilled cheeses?"Rigby asked excitedly, as he snatched the plate from Mordecai's hands, Mordecai watched Rigby eat and began to rub his stomach. Rigby responded to the touch, by a slight purr and he put the,now empty, plate on the coffee table, then relaxed. Mordecai continued to stroke Rigby's tummy, until he felt a slight, bump. He raised a brow and slid his hand over the spot where the bump was, but it was gone. Then he felt another bump, he removed his hand and looked at Rigby's outgrown stomach confused, until he saw a little bump appear, then just as quickly disappear.

"Our baby likes your touch Mordo.."Rigby said with a slight yawn.

"What?"Mordecai asked cluelessly.

"That was the baby kicking that you were feeling,"Rigby said with a tiny chuckle.

"Really?"Mordecai piped up, quickly placing his hand back on Rigby's stomach, he soon felt the little bump again,"Wooooaaahhhhh..."

Rigby smiled happily, then stretched, and looked at Mordecai pleadingly,"Can you help me up? Eileen is taking me to buy some stuff for the baby, but it's kinda hard to get up.."

Mordecai laughed a bit, then helped Rigby to his feet, but before he could go anywhere, he pulled him closer causing their lips to crash together. Rigby giggled as they separated,"I'll be back later kay? Besides, don't you have a meeting with that house guy in like...20 minutes?"He glanced at his wristwatch.

Mordecai immediately sprang up,"Shoot! I forgot, I've got to go NOW! Bye honey, have fun.."he quickly kissed Rigby on the lips, then rushed out the door.

"Your Daddy is a goof,"Rigby said to the baby as he rubbed his stomach, then Eileen came through the door with a big grin.

"Heyyy! How's my favorite niece/nephew?"

"I don't know how he/she is doing, but Daddy could be doing better,"Rigby said with a slight groan.

"Awww..I'm sorry..come on let's get going to the mall,"Eileen chirped, coming over, she slipped her around Rigby to help him walk into the car.


Mordecai hurriedly rushed up the steps and knocked on the door, checking the time, he found he was directly on time. A middle-aged muskrat answered the door, he gave a tiny smile and thrust out his hand.

"Hi, I'm Sam, you must be Mordecai, correct?"Sam asked.

"That's me,"Mordecai nodded shaking hands with the guy.

"Okay, so which house were you interested in again?"

"The little three bedroom, two bath, brick house,"Mordecai pointedly said.

"Ahh yes, and did you want it fully furnished orr.."the man had pulled out a notebook and was jotting down somethings.

"Yes, we wanted it fully furnished,"Mordecai nodded.

"Okay, well, ummm...the family that was currently there left two days ago. I can make you two offers, monthly rent, that'd be $300 a month, or you could buy the house now for $3,000.."he looked up at the blue jay from his notebook.

Mordecai didn't even think twice,"Well pay the rent..."

"Great, when will you be moving in?"Sam asked.

"I guess today..we don't really have anything to pack...here's the first months rent.."he handed him the $300 and left, quickly yanking out his phone.

"Hello?"Rigby answered.

"Hey babe,"Mordecai replied.

"Hey honey, what's up?"

"We got the house!"

"That's great! Really, it is...me and Eileen need to drop this stuff off somewhere, can you meet us at the house with the key?"

"Yeah, of course, I'll be there in 2."

"Kay, love you Mordo, bye!"

"love you too."

Mordecai sighed and hopped in the park truck, which he had borrowed, then started driving towards the house.


"Come on Eileeeeennnn, my feet hurt and my back hurts..and I have to pee..."Rigby said impatiently.

"Again? You just got out of the bathroom like 10 minutes ago.."Eileen cooed, while shuffling through baby clothes.

"Yeah, I know, it's one of the perks of being pregnant..."Rigby said sarcastically.

"Okay, okay, come on, let's get you back to the house, but...wait...Rigby?"Eileen said.

"Yeah?"Rigby asked.

"Where are you gonna put all this stuff up at? I've seen your room at the park house, and it's not really big.."Eileen said.

"Mordecai's talking to a guy today about getting us our own house, we'll just put down the stuff at the park house, then move it later,"Rigby explained, then his phone started ringing, he fished it out and quickly answered, seconds later he dropped it back in his pocket and sang out,"Nevermind, we've got a house now, I know the way there, I'll drive.."

"NO! No..you shouldn't drive while pregnant, just tell me where to go and I'll go,"Eileen nodded.

Rigby rolled his eyes and pouted, but told her the directions anyways. They arrived at the house to see the door wide open and the park truck in the yard. Rigby hopped out and walked inside to see Mordecai setting a box of clothes down on the couch, he turned and smiled, giving her a kiss on the mouth,"Hey honey..."

"Hey,"Rigby mumbled through the kiss.

"You guys! Stop making out and help me get this stuffff..."Eileen whined holding a big box with a picture of a high chair on it.

"Yeah, you guys go ahead...I'm going to go rest..."Rigby said with a yawn, he shuffled into the bedroom.

Mordecai helped Eileen move everything in and soon, they had boxes everywhere.

"Great! Now we just have to build everything,"Eileen chirped as she started to open the crib.

"I'll call the park crew, maybe they'll help us out,"Mordecai said, he dialed a number on the phone, talked for a minute, then hung up,"They'll be here in a minute."

"Great!"Eileen chirped.

Seconds later everyone was packed in the house building several things including a crib, a highchair,and a rocking chair. Rigby woke up and yawned as he walked into the room that would be the baby's room,"You guys are doing great.."

"You have a good nap?"Mordecai asked walking over and pulling the raccoon into a hug.

"Mmhmm..hey..I'm gunna go get you guys some lemonade, I'll be back.."Rigby said walking out of the room and to the kitchen, he searched the fridge, when he felt a stabbing pain hit his stomach then he felt water splash around his feet. He instantly screamed,"MORDEACAAAIIIII!"

Mordecai rushed in,"What? What's the matter?"

"M-My water just b-broke...get me to the hospital...NOW!"Rigby screamed. Mordecai instantly helped Rigby get into the car, pausing to tell the others about what just happened, they all wished him good luck.


At the hospital, Rigby was instantly wheeled into a room, where he was monitored.

"Okay, Rigby, your contractions are getting closer together, sooo, I'm going to say your baby should be ready to come out in another 30 minutes,"the nurse smiled, then turned and walked away.

Rigby grunted,"Whyyyyy? Why can't it be noww..."

"Don't worry..it'll be okay,"Mordecai said with a slight smile, he gave Rigby a peck on the cheek.

"But it huuuuuuurrrrrrrrtttttttttttssss...make it sttooooppp.."Rigby said squeezing Mordecai's hand tightly.

"I wish I could, but don't worry babe, it'll be over before you know it.."Mordecai soothed.

The nurse walked back in and checked the monitor, then smiled at Rigby,"It's coming..."

Just then Rigby let out a blood curdling scream, and clutched tighter onto Mordecai's hand, the nurse asked,"Do you want the pain killers?"

"yes, yes! YES!"Rigby screamed.

"Okay,"the nurse quickly injected the raccoon with the pain killers.

"Okay, Rigby, we're going to need you to push.."the nurse instructed as she stood behind the raccoon.

Rigby squealed and pushed hard, then repeated the action, finally he took a deep breath and did it one last time and there was a squeal, but this time...it didn't belong to Rigby, who was leaned back against the pillow, breathing deeply and completely exhausted, but a baby.

"Congratulations...it's a boy,"the nurse said with a smile as she showed them the baby.

The baby was a bird, like Mordecai, except he had brown feathers and his wings had black stripes, as did his tail feathers. The nurse wrapped the baby up and gently set him in Rigby's lap. Rigby had said to himself that he wasn't going to cry like women did whenever they saw their babies, but he couldn't help the tears that fell down his face as he looked down at the baby bird. Mordecai put an arm around his shoulder and hugged him, while also looking at the baby.

"His eyes...there...definitely yours',"Rigby commented.

"His feather color is from you though,"Mordecai replied.

The nurse had to take the baby away after that, promising to give him back after they gave him a bath and fed him. It wasn't long after that that the park crew and Margaret and Eileen flooded into the room. They all gave Mordecai and Rigby questioning looks as the couple proceeded to kiss and cuddle next to each other.

"We had a boy...he's a bird, but he's brown and he has black striped down his arms and tail,"Mordecai explained.

"Awww...he sounds adorable.."Eileen cooed.

"Yeah, he is.."Rigby responded.

"So what are you going to name him?"Benson asked.

"Ross Alexander Blue Jay,"Rigby spoke out.

"Beautiful.."Pops said clapping his hands.

"Yeah, it is kinda cute,"Thomas shrugged.

All of a sudden the nurse came in, she smiled and proceeded towards the couple,"By the way, I forgot to mention that your other one will be out sometime tomorrow."

Everyone, including the couple gasped.


So that's it for this chapter, it was hard to write, since I don't really know anything about pregnancy...and am too lazy to look stuff up...anyways, I also thought I'd leave you at a cliffhanger, but it's probably not gunna be a long wait...I mean...I'll probably wind up updating later today...(it's 2 am where I'm at...so technically the next day) So what do you guys think about Mordo and Riggs raising twins? Tell me by reviewing, cuz I LOVE TO HEAR COMPLEMENTS!

Love you guys and Love Morby too!

MorbyGal awwwaaaaaaaAAAaaaAAAAAyyyyyYYYYY!