Ya know...I really hate you haters...and I don't know how many freakkin' times I have to say if you don't like it...don't read it...because I don't give a flying flip what you say... in fact...the more you hate, the more I want to write a chapter to blow your head off...so here comes another one! Get ready my beautiful Morby fans (and all you stupid Morby haters) because this one's going to be a doozy XD (talkin' total Morby fluffiness!)
"MORDECAIIII! GETTHECAMERAGETTHECAMERA!"Rigby screamed from the living room.
Mordecai smiled and grabbed the video camera aiming it at Rigby who was bent over a little two year old bird and leading him along by his hands. The baby bird was mummbling baby talk and walking along. Rigby let go of the birds hands and watched as he took two steps before falling down on his bottom.
"So cute!"Rigby cooed. As Mordecai aimed the camera at the baby raccoon, who had her fist in her mouth and was looking towards Rigby, she then took the fist out of her mouth and held out her hands, pinching them in the air and cutely saying,"Mamamamamamamamama."
Mordecai chuckled and Rigby's attention got caught,"Mabel, honey, how many times do I have to tell you I'm not Mama?"He walked over and picked up the raccoon, leaving Ross to stumble over to Mordecai.
"What are we gunna do with you two?"Mordecai laughed picking up Ross.
"Dada,"Ross cooed merrily.
"That's right, I'm Dada.."Mordecai smiled and gave his son a peck on the cheek.
Rigby was watching with a smile when he heard the phone ring, so he quickly scooped it up,"Hello?"
"Hey Rigby,"Benson answered.
"Oh, Hey Benson,"Rigby replied.
"Listen, The park crew and Eileen and Margaret have all been talking annndddd...we all think Mordecai and you should take a little vacation,"Benson said.
Rigby frowned,"Uhhh...I don't think the kids are old enough to really enjoy any type of vacation,"Rigby stated, looking at the little raccoon in his arms who was now fast asleep, cuddled in his shoulder.
"No, we thought Mordecai and you should take a vacation WITHOUT the kids,"Benson said.
"Benson, they aren't old enough to stay here alone yet, it's not like we can just drop them and rush off,"Rigby said, taking the baby to her crib, she lowered her in it and gave her a small kiss on the forehead before walking back into the living room.
Benson face palmed,"No, you'll leave the kids with US.."
"Oh...well...I-I don't know.."Rigby said unsure as Mordecai sat beside him and started rubbing his back.
"That's fine, we'll give you time to think about it, just call us whenever you make up your mind,"Benson responded.
"Okay,"Rigby nodded,"Bye."
"Bye,"Benson said.
Rigby hung up the phone and turned to Mordecai who was lounging back on the couch, relaxed.
"Who was on the phone?"Mordecai asked.
"Benson,"Rigby answered.
"Oh? What did he want?"Mordecai questioned.
"He offered to babysit the kids while we go on vacation,"Rigby said.
"Really?!"Mordecai asked, he couldn't hide the excitement in his voice. It had been over two years since Rigby and him had any alone time, nothing special, nothing intimate, just dirty diapers and baby food.
"Yeah, but...Mordecaaaiiiii,"Rigby whined.
"What? What's wrong?"Mordecai asked massaging Rigby's shoulders.
"I'm afraid something's going to happen to my babies.."Rigby whimpered slightly.
"Don't worry honey, Benson's experienced with taking care of children, he took care of us didn't he?"Mordecai laughed at his own joke.
"Well, yeah, but, something near fatal happened almost every day,"Rigby pointedly said.
"Yeah, but Benson, Skips, Pops, Muscle Man, and High Fives were always there to help us out,"Mordecai said factually.
"Yeah, but-"Rigby started to oppose, but got cut off as Mordecai pushed a finger to his mouth.
"Shhhhh...stop worrying so much,"Mordecai hummed as he lowered his lips onto the raccoon's. They shared a deep kiss, and when they pulled apart Rigby let out a soft sigh, and reached for the phone quickly dialing back the number.
"Hello? Benson? Yeah..we'll take the vacation,"Rigby smiled up at Mordecai as he fist-pumped and rushed off.
"Great! Then you should get ready.."Benson commented.
"Where exactly is this 'vacation'?"Rigby asked almost reluctantly.
"We all chipped in and got you tickets and reservations to The Showtime Diner,"Benson explained.
"Really? But that place is so expensive!"Rigby said.
"Yeah, but, we all think you two need it,"Benson smiled over the phone as he hung up. Rigby sighed a deep sigh and rushed off to get the kids packed and him ready.
Mordecai smiled as Rigby fiddled around with his tie and chuckled a short sweet chuckle,"Some things never change,"he cooed as he pulled Rigby towards him and quickly arranged it, afterwards giving him a long kiss on the mouth.
"Thanks hon,"Rigby smiled, blushing a little as he wheeled a double stroller out of the closet. Mordecai buckled the baby raccoon and jay into the stroller while Rigby packed their diaper bag and popped it underneath the stroller. Then Mordecai and Rigby set off, the babies being pushed in their stroller. While they were pushing them up the trail and about to reach the house, Muscle Man came running by, Starla chasing behind him.
"Mitch! Get back here and eat your bean paste!"Starla screamed.
Rigby smiled,"Remember how Muscle Man and Starla used to be all kissing on each other, and we thought it was gross?"
"Yeah,"Mordecai nodded.
"Well...I'm starting to see why they kissed each other so often,"Rigby smiled and looked up at the blue jay, who immediately bent down and kissed him on the lips.
"Yeah, but let's just promise we wont get like that,"Mordecai pointed to Starla, who had pinned Muscle Man down and was shoving some grey goop into his mouth.
Rigby giggled,"I can promise that,"Mordecai then gave him another kiss.
They walked inside the house and were shocked to find Margaret sitting in Thomas's lap along with Eileen who was holding Benson's hand. They all turned to look at the babies and immediately Eileen and Margaret let out squeals and rushed over to the two babies.
"Can I hold them? Pleeaasseeee..."Margaret cooed.
"Sure, go ahead,"Rigby nodded with a smile as she unbuckled the babies and handed Ross to Margaret and Mabel to Eileen. While they were busy fawning over the two babies Benson came up to them and smiled handing them two tickets.
"You guys have fun...and don't bother picking the kids up tonight okay? You can pick them up tomorrow morning,"Benson said already pushing them out the door.
"WAIT!"Rigby screamed at the top of his lungs. Benson stopped in his tracks and Mordecai and him both turned to look at Rigby, surprised.
"I didn't get a chance to say bye to my babies..."Rigby stated as he walked back into the house, he kissed Ross and Mabel on their foreheads',"Daddy loves you both...we'll be back soon."
"Mama!"Mabel screeched.
Rigby sighed,"No Mabel, its...oh whatever...good bye love,"Rigby cooed kissing her once more.
"Bye bye,"Ross stated waving.
"Bye bye Ross,"Rigby waved and walked out the door with Mordecai.
Rigby held Mordecai's hand as they neared the building that they would be eating at.
"So, what are they performing tonight?"Rigby asked.
"Umm,"Mordecai stopped to look at the tickets, then he laughed,"Romeo and Juliet."
Rigby chuckled as well,"Benson knows us so well."
Mordecai and Rigby shared laughs as they walked into the restaurant, they were immediately greeted by a waitress.
"Hello! Do you have a reservation?"She asked.
"Yes, it should be under Blue Jay,"Mordecai answered.
The girl immediately broke into a very suspicious grin, and nodded,"Of course! Come, Come,"She led them to a table with a reserved plate set in the center.
Mordecai and Rigby took their seats and started looking over their menus, then the lights came on the stage and the boys turned their attention to the stage.
"Benson! You're holding her wrong!"Eileen squealed, trying to overcome Mabel's screaming and crying.
"Well how else am I supposed to hold her!?"Benson panicked.
"Like this! Geeze!"Eileen chirped flipping Mabel so she was right side up in Benson's arms.
"Oh..."Benson said juggling the baby in one hand and a baby bottle in the other.
"Ummm...guys?"Margaret chimed in.
"Yeah?"Benson asked.
"Where's Ross?"Margaret asked.
Eileen,Benson, and Thomas's eyes widened as they searched the living room.
"Ross!? Ross!? Where are you!?"All four of them screamed.
"Maybe we should call Mordecai and Rigby?"Thomas asked.
"SHUT UP THOMAS!"Everyone screamed as they kept searching everywhere.
Rigby tapped his finger on the table as he watched the show, he couldn't get his mind off of what Ross and Mabel were doing.
"Baby calm down..."Mordecai said softly stroking his thumb over the raccoon's paw.
"I-I'm going to go call them..j-just to make sure!"Rigby said excusing himself, he rushed into the mens restroom and quickly took out his phone dialing the familiar number.
"Hello?"Benson answered.
"Yeah, hey..B-Benson..is everything alright? Are you guys doing okay? Where's Ross and Mabel?"Rigby asked worriedly.
There was a nervous laugh,"Don't worry, everything is fine, we're doing great, Ross and Mabel are both right here.."
"C-Can I talk to them please?"Rigby asked.
"Sure,"Benson said, though he sounded unsure. Seconds later he heard the 'oh so familiar' baby talk.
"How's my babies!?"Rigby cooed.
"Mama...Dada..."was all he heard.
"Okay, well, Daddy and I love you babies! We'll be home soon, bye bye!"Rigby said.
"Bye bye,"he heard the baby talk again, then the phone hung up.
He sighed and walked back out to Mordecai who looked at her with a worried look,"You okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine,"Rigby smiled,"I was just worried was all."
"Well stop being worried, It will be fine.."Mordecai hummed out as he gave him a deep, passionate kiss.
"You're right.."Rigby smiled.
"For the last scene we picked two special people out of the diner guests...sooooooo will Mordecai and Rigby Blue Jay please come backstage?"The woman called out.
"I'm going to kill Benson,"Rigby said, as Mordecai just stared wide eyed.
"Well? Come on up you two!"She said perkily.
Mordecai took Rigby's hand and pulled the raccoon into the backroom, where they immediately got pulled into separate dressing rooms.
Rigby was first to come out, completely embarrassed at the fact that he was dressed like a girl, the woman that dressed him and did his make up pushed him onto a rolling coffin and pushed it out.
"Listen kid, just read the lines in the back, and act dead and you should be good.."The woman winked at him and turned her attention to where Mordecai was walking up to them, he chuckled slightly at the sight of his husband in a dress, but quickly shut up and took his place beside him. Rigby was told that Mordecai would lightly poke his stomach when it was his time to say his lines, so he just laid out with a flower bouquet in his hands and pretended to be dead.
"How oft when men are at the point of death. Have they been merry! which their keepers call A lightning before death: O, how may I Call this a lightning? O my love! my wife!Death, that hath suck'd the honey of thy breath, Hath had no power yet upon thy beauty:Thou art not conquer'd; beauty's ensign yet Is crimson in thy lips and in thy cheeks, And death's pale flag is not advanced , liest thou there in thy bloody sheet?O, what more favour can I do to thee,Than with that hand that cut thy youth in twainTo sunder his that was thine enemy?Forgive me, cousin! Ah, dear Juliet,Why art thou yet so fair? shall I believeThat unsubstantial death is amorous,And that the lean abhorred monster keepsThee here in dark to be his paramour?For fear of that, I still will stay with thee;And never from this palace of dim nightDepart again: here, here will I remainWith worms that are thy chamber-maids; O, hereWill I set up my everlasting rest,And shake the yoke of inauspicious stars From this world-wearied flesh. Eyes, look your last!Arms, take your last embrace! and, lips, O youThe doors of breath, seal with a righteous kissA dateless bargain to engrossing death!Come, bitter conduct, come, unsavoury guide!Thou desperate pilot, now at once run dashing rocks thy sea-sick weary bark. Here's to my love!" Mordecai began preaching out the lines, he made tears come to his eyes by putting himself in Romeo's shoes at the time. He held up the potion and drank it, it tasted like wine,"O true apothecary!Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die."
Rigby was listening to Mordecai speak his lines so beautifully and tears threatened to spill over his eyes, but he had a role to keep. He felt Mordecai's lips push to his and the crowd screamed their pleasure. He then heard several others and felt a slight poke in the stomach. He took a big breath and arose, looking at Mordecai acting dead, with shock on his face, he even shed a few tears.
"What's here? a cup, closed in my true love's hand?Poison, I see, hath been his timeless end:O churl! drunk all, and left no friendly drop To help me after? I will kiss thy lips;Haply some poison yet doth hang on them,To make die with a restorative,"He spoke out, then read to kiss him, so he gently began to kiss him passionately, hearing the crowd applause after. "Thy lips are warm. Yea, noise? then I'll be brief. O happy dagger!"He paused to snatch the plastic dagger that Mordecai had attached to his belt." This is thy sheath,"Again he paused to pretend stab himself in the side."There rust, and let me die."He croaked as he fell on top of Mordecai.
They were wheeled out a couple minutes later, and the woman poked them and said,"You guys did wonderful!"
Mordecai smiled happily and hugged Rigby tight,"You were great baby.."
"But it's not over yet,"she rung out.
"Huh?"They both asked.
"A glooming peace this morning with it brings;The sun, for sorrow, will not show his head:Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things;Some shall be pardon'd, and some punished:For never was a story of more woeThan this of Juliet and her Romeo,"They watched a man say sadly shaking his head, he then rushed backstage and everyone applauded and whistled.
The woman nodded at the couple,"Just go out and kiss.."
"Simple enough,"Mordecai laughed as he took Rigby's hand, they walked onstage and the crowd went wild throwing roses and other flowers at them. Mordecai smiled and leaned in, first dipping Rigby, then kissing him even deeper then he had ever done before.
"Ross!"Everyone screamed wearily.
Suddenly they heard a chirp come from upstairs, so they all rushed up at once and into Pops's bedroom to see little Ross sitting under the piano, giggling and clapping.
"There you are!?"Everyone screamed happily as they rushed over and hugged the baby bird.
"Bubu!"Mabel screeched happily hugging her brother.
"Awwwwww!"Margaret and Eileen cooed.
"Okay, time for bed,"Benson stated, as he scooped both babies up, he handed one to Margaret and one to Eileen, who immediately stuck warm bottles into their mouths' and seconds later they were both out like a light.
They placed them in a bed stacking pillows so they wouldn't roll off and walked downstairs. Benson crashed on the couch, Eileen laying in between his arm and a cushion and Margaret and Thomas fell asleep on the floor, snuggled comfortably together.
Rigby giggled as they broke their kiss, and Mordecai picked up a rose and handed it to him,"You're beautiful baby."
Rigby chuckled,"I love you.."
"I love you too,"Mordecai responded. They had a quick kiss before Mordecai quickly swept him off his feet, holding him bridal style. Mordecai carried him like that all the way back to the house where they fell asleep almost instantly.
And that, my beautiful Morby fans, was my new chapter. It took me so long to write, like, you have NO idea! But it was so worth it in the end! I really hope you guys like it! And by the way,*I did not write the Romeo and Juliet lines, I copied them from a website...* Please Review and Favorite! Tell all ur Morby fans about the stories I write too!
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