I'm really REALLY sorry for the late update guys...I have such a freakkin' hectic life right now...you have no idea...like, I haven't gotten time to really sit down and write for A WHILE! Anyways...here you go :) Hope you like

The phone awoke Rigby, who was entangled in Mordecai on the couch, he groaned and Mordecai woke up and sleepily kissed Rigby on the lips.

"Could you get the phone?"Rigby cooed.

"Nah...let the answering machine get it.."Mordecai smiled and pinned Rigby down,"I've got more important matters."He began kissing Rigby deeply on the lips, when the answering machine began playing:

Heya! If you're getting this message me and my husband Mordecai aren't home right now, leave us a message and we'll get right back to ya!

*Beep*

Hey guys! Just making sure you're on your way to pick me up from the airport, we'll be touching down in ...15 minutes! See you then! Bye!

"Crap!"Rigby said as Mordecai quickly pulled away.

"I'll go get the kids up.."Rigby hopped off the couch and rushed to the kids bedroom as Mordecai searched for the keys, finally pulling them out as Rigby came in carrying a sleepy baby Wyatt along with 2 irritated kids.

"Okay! Let's go go go!"Mordecai sang as they all rushed into the car.

Soon, they made it to the airport, and just in time seeing as how Mordecai's mom, Cynthia Blue Jay, just rushed out the door a huge smile on her face. Mordecai pulled the car up and both him and Rigby hopped out, Rigby to get in the back seat, allowing Cynthia to take the front, and Mordecai to help his mom put her luggage in the trunk.

"Sooo..how long, did you say you'll be staying?"Mordecai asked looking over at his mom.

"Just for the weekend sweetie!"Cynthia said with a grin as she turned to face the children,"Look at you two! You've grown sooo much! And I haven't even seen you, little Wyatt..."she reached over to poke him.

"Uhhh...Cynthia, you might not want to do that...he's kinda cranky, didn't get enough sleep,"Rigby warned.

"Oh nonsense! It won't hurt if I just poke him in that chubby tummy!"She chirped, poking the baby raccoon, who whimpered and was soon bawling.

"Yep, he's definitely your child honey,"Cynthia said patting Mordecai on the arm, then turning to the two kids in the back,"Your daddy didn't like it when I poked him in the belly either."She then turned and poked Mordecai in the stomach.

"Mom.."he whined.

"See...still doesn't.."she said shrugging.

Finally, they pulled back in the drive-way and Mordecai walked in first, Rigby following close behind, cradling a sobbing baby Wyatt. Rigby sighed in exasperation and rushed to the kitchen. Mabel and Ross shot for the video games, while Mordecai and Cynthia sat on the couch catching up. Seconds later, Rigby came and sat in their rocking chair, gently rocking Wyatt and feeding him a bottle, until he was fast asleep. Rigby then carried him to his crib and gently lowered him in kissing him on the forehead before leaving the room.

"Hey babe, Mom's going to take the kids to the playground okay?"Mordecai asked.

"Sure honey.."Rigby nodded as the kids screamed happily and rushed out the door pulling Cynthia along.

"Ugghh..today..is an off day.."Rigby sighed plopping on the couch and rubbing his temples.

"What's the matter?"Mordecai asked worriedly.

"Nothing..just...have a migraine.."Rigby groaned.

"Aww..go rest sweetie..."Mordecai cooed.

"No..I-I can't..I-I've got to cook dinner,"Rigby responded.

"I'll take care of it honey, you go rest.."Mordecai smiled and kissed Rigby's cheek.

"Y-you sure?"Rigby asked doubtedly.

"Yep...I can totally take care of it!"Mordecai smiled happily.

"Well...okay...oh and you can take care of Wyatt right?"Rigby asked.

"Of course!"Mordecai gleamed with happiness.

"Great..you're the best,"Rigby smiled and kissed Mordecai lovingly on the lips. Mordecai kissed him back for a while before they let go and Rigby retired to the bedroom.

Mordecai rushed to the kitchen and started searching through the refrigerator, eventually finding a pack of beef, he smiled,"I'll make some spaghetti!" He grabbed a pot and started boiling some water, then a pan, just as he started to get everything cooking, the scream of a baby pierced through his mind and he rushed to their room, grabbing Wyatt out of his crib. He put the baby raccoon on the floor in the living room with his blocks that he eagerly started to play with while mumbling baby talk.

"Okay, Wyatt, you stay here and play while daddy cooks okay?"Mordecai cooed.

"Dada!"Wyatt chirped putting his hands up and clenching them.

"No..Dada has to cook okay?"Mordecai smiled and ruffled his hair, then went back to the kitchen, he started stirring up the meat in the pan, when a thought occurred to him,'I haven't heard Wyatt squeal in a while...' he walked into the living room to see Wyatt sitting on the floor in a tangle of wires that belonged to their game controllers.

"No no Wyatt,"Mordecai scolded as he sat and tried to untangle the wriggling baby out of the wires, finally, he managed to get Wyatt out and the wires back under the TV.

"There we go,"he said to himself, then he smelt something burning and rushed to the kitchen to find the meat burning intensely,"CRAP!"He said rushing and taking the heat off of the meat. Too bad the meat was burnt to a crisp, he sighed and ran a hand through his hair, then through the bad meat out as well as the noodles. He picked up the phone and dialed a number.

"Hello Chinese Palace, what may we get you today?"A guy answered.

"Yes, I would like your family meal,"Mordecai ordered.

"We'll have it right to you!"the guy chirped hanging up.

Minutes later, the doorbell rung and he had the Chinese sitting on plates at the kitchen table, he threw out all the cartons so no one would get suspicious. Then, he heard three people entering the door, and he walked to the living room,"Alright, come eat!"

"Yay!"Mable and Ross agreed as they rushed to their spot at the table, his mom following with Wyatt in her arms.

"Where's Mommy?"Ross asked.

"He's laying down, I'll go get him, you guys go ahead and dig in,"Mordecai smiled and ruffled his son's hair before going to the bedroom, where Rigby was snoozing away on their bed. He climbed up and kissed Rigby heavily on the mouth.

"Mmm...did you make dinner?"Rigby giggled.

"Sure did,"Mordecai responded.

"And you didn't burn down the house? Wow...I'm so proud of you sweetie!"Rigby said sarcastically as he kissed Mordecai once more on the lips.

Mordecai just laughed and scooped Rigby up in a hug and another sweet kiss, then they walked to the dining room, their hands connected lovingly.

"This is yummy Daddy!"Mabel smiled as she dug her fork in for another piece of sweet and sour chicken.

"I'm glad you think so honey,"Mordecai smiled and looked around at everyone's faces, they seemed to be enjoying the meal.

"So did you pay with the credit card?"Rigby asked with a knowing smile.

"Psshh! I don't know what YOU'RE talking about,"Mordecai lied.

"Oh you don't do you?"Rigby held up a take out box full of fortune cookies,"You forgot these.."

Mordecai laughed nervously and shrugged,"What can I say..I'm not a chef.."

Rigby chuckled and kissed him on the lips,"Of course you're not.."

Again, I'm really sorry for the late update, but I really hope you like it! I should have another chapter up this weekend okay?

Love you guys and Love Morby too!

MorbyGal aAAAaaaAaAAAWWWwwwwWWWAaaaAAAaaAAaaYYYYYyyyYyYyY!