"What?" hissed Holmes holding onto the arm rests of his chair?

I sighed and repeated the email.

Hi!

I should have warned you, Jentique, Godric, and Lukas were wanting to beat Holmes up. Don't worry. I rewarded them. Aww...thanks Watson! I AM awesome!

Macaroon! Anyway…I'm a fifteen year old with a dirty mind. It's spring break. Maybe I'll visit.

BAI!

"Never! If she comes anywhere NEAR our flat I shall shoot her or call the police. Either way that crazy American… dirty minded teen is not coming near me!"

I chuckled. "You're scared of a teenager?"

"Well, not her really, just her ideas of how to hurt me. For god's sake she rewarded those darn men for attacking me."

"I would have too. Look, why don't you just look up another fruit or something?"

Holmes mumbled something unintelligent and pulled up a search engine.

Just then we heard a knock at the door. I looked up from my work and waited for Mrs. Hudson to walk upstairs and tell us who it was. Instead I heard a squeal and welcoming words from the kind land lady. Not even a minute later we heard footsteps running up the stairs and the door flew open.

Holmes and I stared as a young teen girl stood in the doorway gapping at us. She had her hair up in a pony tail, jeans with a tear in one knee, converses, and a tee that had the words 'Free hugs' on it. She squealed and ran at me.

"Oh my god! I can't believe I finally get to really talk to you! I love your stories! How on earth do you live with Holmes when he treats you so harshly, how do you…"

"Slow down!" I cried and jumped back but not before she hugged me.

"Hey, I'm Rose!" she said cheerfully.

"YOU!" cried Holmes. He jumped up and ran to the phone.

I stopped him before he could dial 911. "Holmes, Mrs. Hudson let her in. You can't press any charges so don't even try."

Rose laughed. "Don't worry I didn't bring my ninja's with me."

"Ninja's or not I want you to leave this instant. You are a danger to my health." He sniffed. "And your ninja's are in jail, I tracked them down and had them arrested under aggravated assault."

"Aww…" she said disappointedly. "I really liked them. Oh well, I can always break them out."

"Break… What are you?"

"A girl."

"Naw."

"Sherry."

"What?"

"Sherry Temple."

"Excuse me?"

I decided to step in before anything happened. "Anyways how is your break going?"

Her eyes sparkled. "Great! I still think of cabana boy!" she giggled insanely.

I felt my face go red and I started to stammer.

"Well… um… that's kind of… um…"

"Macaroon!" she shot at Holmes.

"Nutmeg." He said.

"Gooseberry."

"Yali pears."

"Sweet cherry."

I sighed and sat down at the table. I predicted this would go on for quite a long time.

After about half an hour with the fruit war and a quick nap, Rose turned around and asked me a question that made me chock.

"You mind if I hang here until the end of spring vacation?"

A/N: Ok, 1: I didn't know what she looked like. If you have short hair, yeeeah, idk. 2: I don't know what you would actually do in a situation like this so I basically tried to determine your personality through the "emails". 3: If I need to change something PM me and I'll fix the chapter up to your liking? ^-^ Hope I got everything right or at least close.