Chapter 21

~~OtA~~

JPOV

(7 Hours earlier)

Jasper watched as Alice ran her hands through her hair, pacing back and forth in the girls' suite. The same suite that Edward and Bella were currently supposed to be in.

"This is getting ridiculous! What if something's happened? What if that deranged red head has done something to them?"

"Or worse," stated Jasper.

"What would be worse?"

"Aro could have found out about their relationship."

Alice's color drained at Jasper's suggestion.

"Aro's gone isn't he? Didn't his flight leave this afternoon, after Edward made his statement to the police?"

"Yeah, the money hungry bastard went flying back to arrange some late night talk show interviews for Monday night. Nothing like a near death experience for one of his stars to suddenly make him work hard. The guy is unscrupulous. I wouldn't be surprised if he found out Red's address and was arranging for her to stab him at one of the interviews. You know, create some real drama, increase the ratings."

"Hasn't Elvis made more dead than when he was alive?" Alice clapped her hand over her mouth. "Oh shit Jasper, I didn't mean that! I'm sure he's fine. He's with Bella."

"Ha! She could have tripped, hurdling them down an embankment and now they both have broken bones?"

Alice giggled. "No Jasper, more likely Edward fell into Bella, then out of Bella and then into her again..."

"You have such a dirty mind."

"And sadly, my dear southern friend, you do not."

Jasper smiled at his small companion.

"Why Ma'am, whatever are you implying?" He walked over to her, backing her up against the wall.

"I'm through with implying, kind sir. Perhaps you would like to stumble in and out of me for the rest of the evening?" Alice put on her best Southern Belle accent.

"Why Ma'am, I don't believe that I would ever 'stumble' , if you are talking about doing things with both of our southern regions."

"Did you just talk dirty geography to me? Because kind sir, I feel an episode of the vapors coming on, and I may just expire on the floor. While I'm down there, I may just explore your southern regions."

"Why Ma'am, with your height, you wouldn't even have to kneel upon the floor."

"Why sir, did you just imply I …?"

"I would never imply anything of the sort Ma'am," interrupted Jasper. "I would make a statement."

"Why sir, you flatter me so, but you know what they say about small women."

"No Ma'am, I'm afraid I do not."

"That you should probably not talk down to them, but get them naked and fuck them against a wall."

Alice watched Jasper's pupils dilate.

"Why Ma'am, it would be a pleasure to..."

"Shut up, Southerner."

Alice leaped up onto Jaspers hips, climbing his body like a limber monkey. She ground her hips into his erection, making Jasper let out small grunts at the enjoyable level of friction she was giving him.

Viciously opened his mouth and plunged in her tongue. He caught the tip of her tongue, sucking and biting, knowing it was making her wetter by the second.

She pulled away from him for a moment.

"I think we have a problem."

Jasper looked at the door, thinking someone to had entered the room. He looked at the woman who had mounted his body. "What's wrong?"

"We both have too many fucking clothes on!"

"Bloody hell, you have a dirty mouth!"

"Can I put it on your cock as you get undressed?"

'Why Ma'am, it would be nothing if not proper."

"Fuck! Your southern accent is fucking gorgeous. If you don't hurry up, I'm going to dry hump your leg."

"I want you wet the first time we fuck." Alice groaned at his suggestion.

"As long we're naked, I'm pretty sure we'll be fucking wet. Damn I feel slutty, this has happened way too quick."

Jasper paused at her statement. Well, paused as much as he could while Alice frantically worked at his buttons while she sucked at his neck.

"Why M'aam, I mean Alice. We can stop. Really, it's okay. You're right. We got carried away." He half heartedly made an attempt to push her away. Ok, he gently pushed her with his pinky finger.

"You've already proposed, I've already accepted, and we've planned where our children are going to school. I think it's a bit backwards if you don't at least fuck my brains out sometime in the near future."

"You are very wise and sensible my beautiful little friend."

"You think I'm beautiful?" Alice hid her head in Jaspers chest, hoping he wouldn't see her blush.

"Yes Ma'am."

"That's so sweet."

"Yes Ma'am."

"Can we shut up and make love now?"

"That would be better than fucking."

"Oh Jasper, you are last of the true romantics."

Jasper put his hands through Alice's hair and backed them into the bedroom, falling onto the first bed that he ran into. He scooted Alice's body back up to the top of the bed, and began to undo the zipper at the side of her dress. It required more concentration than he was used to.

"Um Alice, how do I get this contraption off of you?"

"Just slide it up, and then… oh fuck it, I'll just have to jump up and take it off."

Alice was normally known for her gracefulness. Not the case tonight though, because as she moved, she managed to lift her knee straight into Jasper's nose as she attempted to get off bed.

Jasper went down like a sack of shit.

"Oh shit! Shit! Shit! Jasper! Oh my God, what did I do?" Alice was immediately on the floor by his side, grasping his face in her hands. Blood began to dribble down the sides of her palms.

"Bloody, bloody, bloody, blinking hell!" His face felt like he had gone ten rounds with Tyson. He wasn't too sure if nasal bone had made its way into grey matter. He was seeing stars and he could feel the stickiness of blood running down his face.

He could feel a strange, surging, roar going through his mind. Alice had blood on her hands. His blood. Oh shit, he was bleeding.

And he promptly fainted.

~~OtA~~

Jasper awoke to a very naked Alice tending his nose with a cold washcloth. Evidently it wasn't as bad as he first thought.

"I was going to start sucking on your cock in a minute if the bleeding didn't stop," Alice said in a small voice.

"What was the rationale for that?" He lifted himself onto his elbows, noticing for the first time that he was naked too. How did the little minx manage to strip him so quickly? Or was he out for longer than he thought?

"Well…I figured I had to stem the flow of blood from your face, so I thought if I sucked on your cock it would become engorged with blood, thus diverting it from your nose." She smiled meekly at him, tilting her head coyly.

"Alice, were you going to take advantage of me while I was unconscious? That doesn't seem very gallant of you," Jasper teased.

"I'm a damsel in distress. My man evidently faints at the first sight of blood. Apart from waving smelling salts under your nose, the only way I could ease my horny distress was to jump you while you were out of it. You were being gallant by rescuing me from my distressing need for an orgasm. Or something like that. I really am very sorry about your face."

"How bad is it?"

"It looks ok, but it might need me to kiss it better."

"That would be very nice." Jasper laid his head down and felt the gentle kiss that Alice planted on his now only mildly sore nose.

"Mmmm, yes my nose feels better now. But there is a pain a little further down."

"Oh Jasper, you poor baby! I can't have you in pain, sweetheart." She kissed the base of his neck.

"Alice, sweetie, it's just a little further down."

Alice kissed each of his pecs, very slowly and softly.

"Mmmm, Alice, that was good, just a little further down."

Alice made her way slowly down his body, kissing and licking her way down to his belly button.

"Is it still lower Jasper?"

"Yes, very painful, but just a little, little bit lower..."

He gasped as she took his length quickly into her mouth, sliding down his erect length. He was certain he felt her vocal chords as his dick made its way down her throat.

Alice quickly released him.

"Why, Mr. Jasper, that seemed to cause you more pain than anything." She looked up at him with her enormous eyes, as she ran her tongue along her lower lip.

"I think the pain got a little better. Maybe you could do it again a few times?"

Alice happily obliged, humming as she attempted to ease the phantom cock pain her suitor was experiencing. Within minutes he was sighing happily, his breath quickening as the blood further engorged his member.

"Oh fuck Alice, I'm gonna come..."

"Do it baby, it will ease the pain." Her voice came out in little pants. She was enjoying this as much as he was. She was a master at member management. As his cock pulsated with a pressure even he didn't know existed he was certain of one thing.

He only wanted one girl mastering his member for the rest of his days...

~~OtA~~

Ok...so this one might have to be a two parter chapter...maybe? Let me know if you want more Jasper and Alice action.

As always thank you to my awesome prereader Elaine67, and the talented FicObsessed, my Beta, both of whom have had manic, manic weeks. Hope RL settles down... xxx

Bells.

PS I had my graduation ceremony for my Masters Degree!