Prompt #78: "I do not snore, do I?" "Like a chainsaw."
Setting: Modern AU
Rating: T
"Thanks again for taking me on your camping trip."
"Anytime, feistypants."
"I didn't think you'd want to since, y'know, what happened last time and all."
"Don't worry, I came prepared."
"Wait, earplugs?"
"I need to sleep too, y'know."
"I do NOT snore that bad, do I?"
"Like a chainsaw."
She's silent for a moment, blushing furiously.
"Hey hey, it's ok, Anna. It's not you're fault you're allergic to something up here."
"I know. I'm sorry, but do you have to wear earplugs? What if some vicious wild animal attacks us in the middle of the night and you don't hear it?"
"Like those vicious squirrels we saw earlier?"
"Kristoff, I'm serious!"
"If I can't get to sleep I won't be able to fend off a tame squirrel, let alone a vicious one."
"What if I got you so tired you don't care how loud I snore?"
"What do you…" he feels warm fingers tease against him "…ah, yeah that might work."
"Might?"
"Definitely! I mean that'll definitely work!"
"Good answer, Bjorgman."
"Do you think I'm dumb enough to say otherwise?"
"You tell me, Mr. Smart-enough-to-compare-his-fianceé-to-a-chainsaw."
"Heh, yeah well, promise me something?"
"Sure, what?"
"Before you make me too tired to care, make me regret my words?"
She's silent for another moment before she kisses him deeply.
"Definitely."