Previously on OtA

"Yes you are you mob of fuckers. Sit on the fucking couch and tell me how the hell this has blown up in my face when you dipshits are the arseholes who have fucked up my life."

It was Victoria.

With a gun.

They all stood in fear, paralyzed, none of them could follow Victoria's direction to sit on the couch.

"MOVE you fucking morons." Victoria waved the gun indicating where she wanted them to sit.

Bella had had enough. While the others moved towards the couch she stood stock still, her hands covering her belly as protectively as she could.

"No."

Edward grabbed Bella by the arm but she shook him off.

"Move to the couch you stupid bitch."

"First of all I am nobody's bitch. Second of all you come into my husband's home and wave a gun around at my friends and family. What the hell did we ever do to you?"

Bella spoke with venom.

"Sit down you stupid knocked up bitch"

"Oh that is fucking it."

Bella walked up to Victoria quite decisively and did the only thing that she knew how.

She head butted her and as Victoria stumbled, Bella kicked her fair in the crotch.

Victoria lay breathless on the ground, nursing her head and her vagina.

Edward kicked the gun away from Victoria's prone body.

He hugged Bella proudly.

"That's my girl."

"Let's get this dumb arse bitch tied up and ask her some questions and then call the police. I can't even work out why she is out of jail."

Alice and Rose ran to find some rope at Edward's direction. The boys picked up Victoria and sat her in a low backed chair. They tied her feet firmly and wrapped rope around her torso. Alice pulled a cable tie neatly around Victoria's wrists.

"Ok now Victoria, why the hatred?" Edward began.

"Like I am going to tell you!" Victoria wriggled in the chair, before giving up. Her rage was palpable. Bella kept looking for signs of rabies, Victoria was doing everything but foaming at the mouth.

"Well then you can tell me. Is it because of the comments Edward made? Did it hurt your feelings?"

"Not my feelings, it hurt Tanya. She cried for days. That son of a bitch broke her heart."

"She left me remember? You two had been having an affair for months. Why did you target Bella?" Edward asked Victoria firmly. Bella decided he would have been great at cross-examining clients.

"Because she made you happy. You, you stupid penis wearing arsehat. Why should you get to be happy when Tanya now decides that she doesn't want to be with me, that I am too unpredictable and violent. I gave you what you deserved and you don't even get in trouble. You get everything, the fairy tale ending, the wedding, a baby, a career even and I get nothing." Victoria's voice was croaky with rage.

Bella moved towards Victoria and put her face mere inches from hers.

"I'm sorry, YOU arranged to drug two adults, get both of us in some fairly heavy legal trouble and you think that YOU are hard done by? Edward was attacked, drugged and had marriage and fatherhood thrust upon him, I have the embarrassment of conceiving a baby without consummating anything and YOU are hard done by? Believe you me, when you go to jail for this, which you will in about half an hour, I am dragging Edward up to his room and we are going to fucking consummate our marriage like it is going out of fashion. While you are sitting in a jail cell with multiple charges against you including deprivation of liberty and about a billion different gun law breeches I'm going to be having multiple orgasms. I'm going to have an orgasm for every one of the charges that are bought up against you this afternoon and I want you to think about it as the police read them out to you. And then tomorrow when your lawyer talks about each charge. All I want to go through your stupid dumb arse head is orgasm, orgasm, orgasm. Are we clear? Call the police, I don't want to see this hag until we have to go to court. With any luck when you have your parole hearing in several years time I will being along my beautiful child and you can sob at all the years you wasted because you are a nasty dumb arse bitch." Bella stood up.

A small round of applause ensued.

"I have an awesome idea Bella, how about we manage all the police details, we will tell them you have had to lie down due to shock or something and you make good on that consummating thing." Alice's suggestion was altogether welcomed by Bella.

"Yes, for the love of all that is holy, please fuck." Rose was talking on the phone to the police but still managed to cover the phone and utter yet another expletive.

Edward smiled and put his arms around Bella.

"I agree, let's make this official tonight."

"Oh fucking revolting you two are disgusting." Victoria still felt the need to add her two cents worth.

Rose had finished on the phone.

"You utter one more word and I will get Bella to cunt punch you again."

OtA

Thank you for reading, all mistakes are my own. I promise next chapter there will be consummating.