JustSagan: "So if someone draws rule 34 of you, does that make you famous?"
JustSagan seemed to be lost in thought.
Beer Girl: "Sir…"
JustSagan: "Oh right… Welcome back to Truth and Dare, JustSagan style!"
Everyone else seemed very scared.
JustSagan: "Last time things got… Weird… But fear not! We are back on track!"
Peridot seems to be on the verge of tears, and Connie just sits there.
JustSagan: "So apparently 6 people ended up dead… And the Avengers are very pissed off… So let's just get one with the show, and deal with that stuff later."
alexredmiengott: "Dare steven to write a fluff or smutty fanfic about Lapidot... plz"
Peridot starts to cry, and Lapis looks very unimpressed.
Steven: "What?"
Steven had no idea what he was asked to do.
JustSagan: "Um… Let me explain this to you."
Three minutes of explaining later…
Steven: "What! This person wants me to write porn!?"
JustSagan: "Well… It doesn't have to be that explicit…"
Steven: "Fine… I guess I should start…"
((A love story by Steven))
Lapis was sitting on a pile of leaves, just trying to think of something to do.
When suddenly, Peridot walks up to her.
"Hey Lapis, what are you doing?"
"Nothing... "
They both stared at each other for a moment.
"So… do you want to…"
"Yes… Lets"
Peridot then jumped on top of Lapis, and they began to…
(Steven: "Hey! Don't write on the paper Lapis!")
Then suddenly. Lapis Peridot off of her, and began to stomp on her face. Peridot was crying in pain.
(Peridot: "Hey! Two can play at this game bitch!")
Then for some reason, a Treant from World of Warcraft came out of nowhere, and begain to fuck Lapis.
"YES! Fuck me like the dirty worthless slut I am!" Lapis cried out as the Treant fucked her.
Then suddenly, Butch the Bully from Cool Cat Saves the Kids comes out of nowhere holding his handgun, and shoots Peridot in the ass.
"Ow! My ass! Now how will people masterbate to me!"
Then suddenly Cool Cat walked up to Peridot, and began to fuck her in her ass.
"COOL CAT LOVES KIDS! BUT HE ALSO LOVES ASS!"
However as Peridot was getting fucked in the ass, Butch the Bully turned his attention to Lapis.
"HA HA HA! I'm going to kill your tree!" Butch the Bully then shot and killed the tree.
Then Daddy Derek appeared out of nowhere, and walked towards Lapis.
"Now Lapis, you used footage of my video without my permission, so I will now rape you." Daddy Derek said as he tore off her clothing, and shoved his Daddy dick in her.
"DADDY DEREK! YOU ARE CHEATING ON MOM!" Cool Cat said as he continued to fuck Peridot in the ass.
"Do not worry son. I am just administering justice."
With that out of the way, both Cool cat, and Daddy Derek came inside Lapis and Peridot.
The end…
No one knew what to say…
JustSagan: "...What the fuck did I just read?"
Steven: "They ruined my story…"
As the others we discussing the story, Lapis and Peridot were just staring at each other with angry looks on their faces.
JustSagan: "...Let's just move on"
Guest: "I dare Steven to get a blow job from the gems."
JustSagan: "Um… How?"
Tyrone: "Why don't they just fuse?"
Pearl: "Well… I guess we have to be cradle robbers again…"
The gems then fused into Alexandrite , and lifted Steven up.
Alexandrite: "Which mouth?"
Steven: "Um… The non monster one?"
Alexandrite: "As you say."
Alexandrite then put steven in her mouth, and accidentally swallowed him.
Alexandrite: "Uh oh…"
A day goes by…
JustSagan: "...Where the fuck are they?"
Everyone has been waiting in the room for them to get back. But then…
Alexandrite: "AAAHHH!
Alexandrite then shit Steven out. Steven landed in the water with a traumatised look on his face.
Alexandrite then defused, and Pearl then ran towards Steven.
Pearl: "Steven! Are you ok..."
Steven said nothing.
Pearl: "Let's just go back to the temple…"
The Gems and Steven then returned to the temple.
JustSagan: "Where have you... "
JustSagan notices that Steven smells like shit.
JustSagan: "You know what… Let's just move on."
vgn golley: "I Dare for Steven to fuck Connie While his Dad And Connie's Mom Watch But Not Join In."
Connie: "Yes! Finally!"
Connie then ran at Steven while taking her pants off.
Greg: "Do we really have to watch?"
Dr… Connies mom: "At least make him wear protection…"
Connie then jumped on Steven, and began to fuck the shit covered boy.
Connie: "Yes! I have been waiting so long for this!"
Steven said nothing… He was still getting over being shit out.
Connie: "Oh yes!"
Connie began to lick Stevens face. He tasted like shit, but she didn't care.
After 5 minutes of fucking Steven, Connie was… Uh oh…
Suddenly another Tumblr Feminist broke down the door.
Tumblr Feminist: "How dare you continue writing this problematic, triggering story! Die!"
The Tumblr Feminist then charged at JustSagan. However she didn't get far…
Connie hissed at the Tumblr Feminist, and jumped at her. Connie then forced herself into the Tumblr Feminists ass, and then busted out of her stomach. Blood and gore went flying everywhere. Connie then returned to Steven, and finished what she started.
JustSagan: "Um… Next one…"
Guest: "I dare connie to get fisted/fucked in the ass"
Connie: "What! Why would someone want that to happen to me?"
Everyone just stares at her…
JustSagan: "Well… Who wants to do it?"
No one responds.
JustSagan: "Well it looks like…"
Sudenly Captain America comes crashing through the roof.
Captain America: "You little bitches! You ruined my room, my relationship with the other Avengers, and you ruined my ass! Time to pay!"
Captain America then ran at both Connie and Peridot. He then proceeded to grab them, then stick his hands up their asses.
Both Connie and Peridot were crying in pain, but Captain America didn't care…
Captain America: "Ha ha ha! Now I have shit on my hand!"
Captain America then put Connie and Peridot down, and proceeded to eat the shit on his hand.
Captain America: "Yum! So good!"
He then ran out of the temple.
JustSagan: "...What the fuck is going on today?"
Connie and Peridot laid on the ground, holding their asses.
JustSagan: "...Last one…"
Ranger356: "I dare Rose Quartz to make Gem empire great again!...by building Giant fucking wall over the Homeworld. Trump would be jealous :-)"
JustSagan: "Dude… Rose Quartz is… What the fuck?"
Rose Quartz appears out of nowhere. Everyone was to shocked to say anything.
Rose Quartz: "... I will do it"
Rose then puts on a Quartz 16 hat, and teleports to Homeworld.
When she gets there, she demands that a wall be built, and they somehow do it within an hour.
Rose: "Nice work gems… Now lets... "
Rose stopped talking when she noticed a "Trump 16" ship coming towards the planet.
Trump: "How dare you rip me off! Face the wrath of my soldiers! It's gonna be huge."
The Trump ship then landed on the wall, and a bunch of Mexican construction workers climb off of the ship.
Rose: "This must be the Trump they were talking about... Gems! Attack!"
The gems then charged at the Mexican workers, and clashed with them.
As the Gems and Mexicans battled, Trump set his sights on Rose.
Trump: "Prepare to be… Trumped! Its gonna be huge.
Trump then jumps out of his ship, and flies at Rose. Rose however blocks Trump with her gem shield.
Rose: "Sorry, but you cannot win!"
Trump: "Is that what you think? It's gonna be huge."
Trump then pushes her shield out of the way, and roundhouse kicks her. Rose lands on the ground, but then pulls out her sword.
Rose: "You forced me to do this!"
Rose then stabs at Trump, but Trump is able to dodge it.
Trump: "That's it… Time to launch the nuke! It's gonna be huge."
Trump then calls in a nuke which destroys the wall.
Rose panics, and then teleports back to earth…
JustSagan: "Hey what happened?"
Rose: "I have failed…"
Pearl: "No don't be sad… *Starts crying*"
JustSagan: "Great… Well that's the show folks! Tune in next time!"
JustSagan then walks into the bathroom, and falls asleep.
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