JustSagan: "I have returned from my coma… But I only have time one today, but I will make it good."
Boonaw: "Would you consider making a Hank Hill X Mabel?
It'll be creepy, but you can always make shit funny :D"
JustSagan: "It will be done my good friend…"
Hank: "What! I can't be in a relationship with a child!"
JustSagan: "Good point. I can't ruin your good name Hank… But I have an idea."
(The following story will take place after the events of Dipper gives blood, and Mabel is 17… So go read Dipper gives blood if you have not already you Faggots! PS: I love you all)
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"So… you're telling me that a girl tried to drink your blood out of your dick, but then a black guy wearing a watermelon on his head came in and saved you… And he wants you to call him when I turn 18…"
Mabel was extremely confused, and could not tell if Dipper was sick or not.
"Im being serious Mabel! IT has to be like… the third craziest thing that has ever happened to me, also… Oh no! I'm going to late for my next class!"
Dipper then ran off, leaving Mabel by herself in hallway.
"I guess I should get to class to…"
Mabel then got to class, and got ready for another boring lecture.
About 15 minutes into class, Mable was bored out of her mind… But then without warning, and large red truck crashes through the classroom wall, running over the teacher.
While all of the students were freaking out, a man walks out of the truck.
"Hey Mabel, im Hank Hill, and I sell love and love accessories."
Hank Hill said as he gave Mabel a smile.
"What? No! Get away from me!"
Mabel then ran out of the classroom.
"Sigh… They always run…"
Hank Hill then hopped back in his truck, and gave chase…
As Hank was chasing Mabel, he ran over anyone who was not quick enough to get out of his way.
"Dammit kids! I don't want to kill you all! But I have no choice!"
Meanwhile, Mabel was scared and confused as to who this man chasing her was.
However unfortunately for Mabel, she could not outrun Hank's truck.
"No! Please AHH!"
Hank's truck hit Mabel with enough force to knock her on the ground, but not hard enough to kill her.
Hank Hill then stepped out of his truck, holding some rope.
"Please… No…"
Mabel could barely move… She was helpless…
"Alright Mabel… You are coming home with me."
Hank then started to tie Mabel up.
"Help me… Please someone… Help me…"
Mabel started to cry… However…
"Get your hands off that girl biatch!"
Hank then turned his attention to the man who said that.
"Dammit, who the hell are… No! Not you!"
To Hank Hill's horror, it was Dave Chappelle.
"You crossed the line biatch!"
"Now wait! We don't have to AHH!"
Hank Hill was cut off by Dave Chappelle punching him to the ground.
"Fuck you biatch!"
Dave then got ready hit him again, but Hank had something up his sleeve.
"I never thought I would do this! But you forced me!"
Hank the pressed a button on his keychain, and then suddenly Hank's truck began to
change into a robot with propane flamethrowers.
"Face the wrath of ProPAIN! Attack!"
ProPain then charged at Dave Chappelle, and hit him to the ground. Dave tried to get up, but the robot pounced on him, and began to burn him with its flame throwers.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Dave Chappelle cried out in pain. He was unable to escape from the flames.
"Keep it up ProPain! Make him suffer! I'll just be over here with Mabel."
Hank then started to walk over to Mabel.
However Dipper then ran up to Mabel, which pissed Hank off.
"Mapel! Dont worry! I'll help AHH!"
Hank punched Dipper to the ground.
"That's it boy! I'm kicking your ass!"
Hank then jumped on Dipper, and began to repeatedly punch him the face.
Unfortunately, Mabel could do nothing to help her brother, she could only watch, and cry.
However as Dave Chappelle was being burned alive, he could still heat Mabel crying… And it broke his heart…
"No… No… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Dave Chappelle then started to float up into the air, and became super saiyan. ProPains flame throwers seemed to have no effect on him.
"That's it biatch!"
Dave Chappelle then threw some cocaine on ProPain. Then suddenly, Tyrone Biggums appeared out of nowhere.
"I want some crack!"
Tyrone Biggums then jumped on the robot, and began to rip it apart.
Hank watched in horror as ProPain was being destroyed.
"This it biatch! Time to die!" Dave Chappelle then began to charge up a powerful attack.
"Please no! Don't kill me!"
"To late biatch!"
Dave Chappelle then shoots his cocaine ray at Hank, instantly killing him.
"You… You saved us!"
Dipper and Mabel said at the same time.
"No problem! Now I am off!"
Dave Chappelle then flew off.
Dipper then helps Mabel up, and they then walk to the hospital.
Tyrone Biggums Got some crack.
The end…
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That's the story! Sorry this took so long, but things got kinda crazy… But I will try and update this when I can!